Night, one o'clock in the morning:
Inside Sixth High's substitute physics teacher's office on the fifth floor, a wooden door suddenly appeared out of thin air in the corner of the east wall.
Creak …
The wooden door slowly opened, and a small head peeked out from the gap.
It was none other than Little Peach.
She looked left, right, up, down … then left, right, up, down, then left, right, up, down, and then left, right …
"Bang."
Chen Yu kicked her out of the room, veins bulging on his forehead. "What are you looking at? Why aren't you walking in?"
"Didn't Mr. Chen tell me to be careful?" Little Peach timidly covered her head.
"I kicked your butt. Why are you covering your head?"
"Oh."
Hearing this, Little Peach hurriedly covered her butt and secretly glanced at Chen Yu.
"Stop wasting time. The teachers are on break on Sunday, so they haven't marked the physics and chemistry exam papers yet. Hurry up and find my exam papers. We'll go back to sleep once we're done marking them."
"Okay."
After entering the office, the two girls started searching according to the exam room number. Very quickly, they found Chen Yu's exam paper box.
Taking out the stack of exam papers, Chen Yu focused his attention and quickly flipped through the top left corner, searching for the exam paper with "Chen Yu" written on it.
After five minutes, Chen Yu flipped to the last page. He then raised his head in a daze.
"Did you find it?" Little Peach asked.
"I didn't?
Did the teachers take it away and mark it? "
"Did you skip it?
Go through it again. "
"Mhm."
Nodding, Chen Yu started flipping through the exam paper once more. This time, he slowed down significantly.
"..."
Halfway through the exam paper, Chen Yu pulled out a paper in a daze and pointed at the top left corner of the exam paper. He then looked at Little Peach and asked, "W-What's with this name?"
Taking a glance at the paper, Little Peach said, "It's the name. Is there a problem?"
Clatter, clatter … Smack!
Chen Yu rolled up the exam paper and smacked it on Little Peach's head. "You idiot!
You idiot!
Are you replacing me?!
Are you crazy to write your own name?! "
"Huh?" Taking a step back, Little Peach covered her mouth and widened her eyes. "So you can do this as well!"
Smack!
Raising his arm once more and smacking Little Peach's head with the exam paper, Chen Yu bellowed, "Shouldn't I be the one saying that?!
How can you do that?! "
"I … I'm sorry, I didn't think of this.
I'm just a love robot … "
"Pa!"
"Aren't you f * cking capable of being thick and thin?"
"Pa!"
"Didn't it go well?"
"Pa!"
"Didn't you say you wouldn't screw up?"
"Pa Pa Pa …"
"Stop patting me." Little Peach scratched the top of her head. "I'm fine, but the exam paper will be ruined."
"Ha …"
Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu did his best to calm down and said, "You're going to put me in a very passive position if you try to trick me like this. I knew you were unreliable, but I never thought you'd be this unreliable."
"I … I'm sorry. I won't do it again."
"There will be no next time!
Just focus on coding!
Baldness is your only way out. "
After saying so, Chen Yu sat down on the teacher's chair and unfurled the test paper. He then pulled out a bottle of correction fluid and a ballpoint pen to change the names. Just as he was about to continue correcting the mistakes, however, after reading a few questions, his grip on the pen slipped.
"Come, come here." He beckoned with a trembling finger.
"M-Mr. Chen, is there a problem?"
"For the first question, I asked you to choose the correct option. I'll leave it at that if you fill in 'why don't you take a plane,' but for the second question … Are you out of your mind?"
"Answer the second question …" Stretching her head to take a look, Little Peach asked doubtfully, "D-Did I answer wrong?
I'm very confident in this question. "
"… Question: When a dog crosses the road, a high-speed vehicle suddenly brakes, and the passenger inside the vehicle leans forward. What is the principle behind this?
You answer: The passenger wants to see if the dog is dead or not. This is a principle of curiosity.
Dammit … "
Chen Yu picked up the test paper and smacked it on Little Peach's head. "You call this confident?!
I told you not to answer questions you don't know! "
"A-Did I answer wrong …?"
"I won't talk about this question anymore. Let's return to the multiple-choice question. Question: What is the earliest wireless communication method? I've given you four options. Instead of choosing beacons, drumming, pigeons, and so on, you chose 'dreams.' Are you crazy?"
Little Peach: "…"
"Also, you answered how the other party knows how a 0.5-kilogram ball bounces up to a height of four centimeters when it falls on the floor. You answered how the other party knows this. You answered the mechanical energy question about the pulling force of a small cart. You answered that a small cart can't hold that many things. You even drew a truck.
Little Peach: "…"
"Answer the questions properly!
What's the point of entangling yourself in such a mess?
The entire test paper is filled with such answers!
How am I supposed to change them?! "
"Rip!"
After saying so, Chen Yu tore the test paper apart, rolled it into a small ball, and stuffed it into his pocket. "Give me a new copy. There's definitely some in the office. I'll rewrite it."
"You're not going to change it?"
"Change your grandma's leg!
Hurry up and get it! "
"Oh, okay …"
…
At the same time, on a multi-story building several dozen meters away from the office window, a figure slowly lowered a pair of high-powered binoculars and disappeared into the shadows under the cover of the night...
…
By the time Chen Yu and his robot returned home, it was already two-thirty in the morning.
Dragging his exhausted body, Chen Yu lay down on his bed without hesitation. He didn't even bother to remove his clothes.
"Mr. Chen, why don't Little Peach go to school in your place tomorrow?
You should have a good sleep at home. "
"I'll let you go once I've lived enough.
Before that, just stay at home and code.
I've seen through you. You're not suited to handle anything other than computers. "
"I'm a romance robot. Love is my strength."
"You're not bad at taking a beating, either."
Lowering her head, Little Peach said in frustration, "I'm sorry. My chip doesn't have other skills and cognition integrated into it."
"… Forget it. I'm going to sleep. Go write some code.
I should thank you for helping me today. "
"Hehe!"
Hearing this, Little Peach's expression immediately changed. Revealing a bright smile, she said, "I got praised. Favorability + 20!"
"… Damned retard."
Grabbing his blanket, Chen Yu covered his face with it.
Standing in place, Little Peach smiled as she looked at Chen Yu for a moment. She then walked up to her desk and started coding.
The Night God was quiet. Only the lines of characters in front of her could keep her from feeling cold.
Tap, tap, tap.
Tap, tap, tap.
Tap, tap, tap, tap …
Time passed by amidst the sound of keyboard typing.
After an unknown amount of time had passed, Chen Yu suddenly lifted his blanket and opened his eyes. He then looked up at the ceiling.
"Mr. Chen, did I wake you up?
Why don't I go to the warehouse? "
"No, it's just that I can't sleep." Raising his head and resting his head on his arm, Chen Yu said, "When your brain tells you to sleep, you don't.
If you want to sleep, it'll be too late. "
"What does sleeping feel like?" Little Peach asked in confusion.
"The feeling of wanting to die but not being able to, I guess."
Standing up and removing his jacket, Chen Yu yawned and lay down. "Use the rattle to hypnotize me. Hurry up and enter a deep sleep."
"Okay!"
Walking up to the bedside, Little Peach picked up the Hypnosis Rattle and said, "This laptop's input efficiency is too slow. If there's a chance in the future, buy a higher-tech device in your watch."
"I need to have spare points.
I don't have enough points... "
"Why don't you do additional livestreams to earn points, then?" Little Peach asked.
"..."
Chen Yu slowly opened his eyes and stared at Little Peach in a daze. After a while, he turned around and looked at the Spiral Ascending Aircraft in the corner of his room...
…