After opening the Interstellar Portal and returning home, Chen Yu lay on his bed without even removing his clothes.
"I'm so tired …"
Little Peach walked in with the box containing the propeller. She closed the door and disconnected the spatial link. "Mr. Chen, do you need Little Peach to give you a massage?"
"No need.
Don't bother the doctor in the middle of the night. "
After lying down for a while, Chen Yu sat up and rubbed his neck. "My neck feels a little sore."
"Maybe it's because you spun too many times," Little Peach said, blinking her eyes.
"Maybe."
After giving a perfunctory reply, Chen Yu raised his wrist and tapped on his watch's screen to check his earnings from this livestream.
Only 5 points.
Together with the remaining 1 point, he had a total of 6 points.
There were a total of 150,000 viewers on the three platforms. It wasn't a small number, but it wasn't a lot either.
A large portion of the fans didn't know about it, which affected their earnings.
"Only six points," Chen Yu said, frowning. "That's a loss."
He had spent more than 20 points to purchase the Spiral Ascending Aircraft and had only gained 5 points for the additional evaluation.
If he disregarded the factor of personal use and thought purely from a business point of view, he would be at a loss.
If he didn't want to lose money, he had to either increase his popularity or buy cheap products for review.
The former needed to be done step by step and could not be rushed.
Although the latter could earn points, it wouldn't be much.
Moreover, frequent reviews of small technological products would undoubtedly cause aesthetic fatigue, lower one's value, and lower one's sense of mystery. It could even affect the popularity and income of official live broadcasts.
"Mr. Chen, how many points did you get?"
"Five points, plus the one point from before, that's six points in total."
"So little." Pinching the buttons on her cheongsam, Little Peach asked, "Why don't you evaluate me?"
Chen Yu: "???"
"Review my performance," Little Peach said, placing her hands on her hips. "I can also be considered a technological product."
"… It's illegal to review dolls. You should go back and write code."
"Alright."
Regretfully, Little Peach sat down in front of the study table.
Plop.
Lying back on his bed, Chen Yu swiped his finger across his watch and visited the Transdimensional Store's page.
As expected, with the influx of points, the stall immediately refreshed.
[Transdimensional Store Recommended Products]
[1. The emperor's new hair balm.
Produced by Overlord Daily Necessities Company in 2093.
One liter.
If the product was applied to the hair, no one would be able to see the hair except for the user.
Price: 1 credit point.]
[2. Yawning dentures.
Produced by Little Sleep in 2100.
The dentures were equipped with a mini brain pulse diffuser, which could stimulate the cerebral cortex of the surrounding creatures to increase its temperature and stimulate their nerve reflexes, causing the surrounding creatures to feel sleepy, tired, and sluggish.
Within a short period of time, all living creatures in an enclosed environment would fall asleep at the same time.
(Can only be activated when the user is tired) Price: 4 points.]
【3。
Mild soap.
Produced by Comfort Home Daily Products Company in 2024.
Targeted at men, the main material is endorphin, a combination of many biochemical synthetic hormones. After dissolving in water, the gas released can be quickly absorbed by the human body, causing a pleasant feeling of wisdom and philosophy, calming the mind, and stimulating muscle contraction.
Price: 1 credit point.]
[4. Calcium Pain Relieving Tablet.
Produced by Moscow University in 2082.
After taking it, under the continuous effect of the special calcium ions, it would increase the pain of the user's wounds and stimulate the cerebral cortex to prevent the human body from going into protective shock, keeping the user in constant pain.
Two points.]
"5. Second-generation Warmth Sensing Grenade.
Produced by Lego Toy Company in 2179.
The main toy of the new era's "Mine-Passing Game." The grenade's surface is covered with a highly sensitive temperature sensing chip. Once a player's palm temperature rises due to nervousness, the grenade will be detonated immediately, eliminating the loser.
Compared to the first generation, the second-generation Warmth Sensing Grenade has an additional 22 steel balls, greatly increasing the game's interest.
Price: 5 credit points.]
[The above products can be refreshed for 10 credit points.
The refresh cost will increase tenfold every 24 hours.]
"..."
"What?
What?
What?
"What the heck are these?!"
After looking through the five "high-tech" products, Chen Yu had a mental breakdown.
Setting aside the first, second, third, and fourth products for now, the fifth Warmth Sensing Grenade was actually called a toy?!
Moreover, Chen Yu noticed that this grenade was produced during the same period as the Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory...
Just what had the children of the 22nd century experienced?!
Had the human population really exploded?
After some time, Chen Yu gradually calmed down. He then sat up and looked at the five products displayed on his watch's screen, falling into a dilemma.
Should he continue waiting for the next refresh at midnight, or should he choose a product first?
If he had to choose one, Chen Yu felt that the second Yawning Denture was somewhat useful.
If he waited for the next refresh, what if the product ended up being inferior to this batch?
He only had 6 credit points in total. No matter how many times he refreshed, the product's value would definitely be below 6 points.
Moreover, he felt that this "group sleep" tool should be of great use.
Hmm... I'll choose this.
Thinking up to this point, Chen Yu no longer hesitated. He decisively tapped on the screen and purchased the Yawning Denture.
[Spent 5 credit points (product + tax). Remaining credit points: 1.]
Along with the words appearing on his watch, a small wormhole immediately appeared in the middle of his bedroom. A white delivery box then fell out of the wormhole.
"How small."
After waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu stepped forward, picked up the smallest delivery box in history, and shook it vigorously by his ear.
There was no sound.
"Rip!"
Tearing off the seal, Chen Yu opened the box's lid and found a ball of foam inside.
There were three items sandwiched inside the ball of foam.
An instruction manual.
A small tooth.
A small hammer.
Chen Yu first opened the instruction manual. After reading through it, he frowned.
"I actually have to knock out one of my teeth?
Only then can I install it? "
Setting down the instruction manual, Chen Yu picked up the small hammer and approached the mirror. After hesitating for a moment, he opened his mouth, bared his teeth, and struck the top left canine tooth.
Clang!
The canine tooth that received the strike vibrated violently for a moment before it fell off his gums.
"Crap?"
Hurriedly, Chen Yu picked up the Yawning Denture and pressed it against the gap.
The bleeding instantly stopped.
As if some kind of liquid had leaked out of the new tooth, the tooth stuck to his gums. No matter how hard Chen Yu tried to pry it open, the tooth wouldn't shake.
"Amazing..."
After carefully inspecting the new tooth and looking at the small hammer in his hand, Chen Yu pondered for a moment. He then walked out of his bedroom and washed up. He then stood before the Interstellar Portal and established a spatial link.
"Mr. Chen, where are you going?"
"I want to test the new product's functions.
By the way, hold this small hammer properly. It's definitely a weapon! "
"Okay!
Do you need Little Peach to accompany you? "
"No need."
After saying so, Chen Yu put on his mask.
…
Half a minute later, Chen Yu appeared in a nightclub in Shanghai.
Through the glass of the VIP room, Chen Yu could see countless men and women swaying on the dance floor, crazily venting their youth, desire, and money amidst a passionate and rhythmic melody.
"Let's see you guys dance..."
Walking out of the VIP room on the second floor, Chen Yu jogged to the center of the dancing floor. He then impatiently opened his mouth and yawned...
"Ah..."