If he were to tell Arthis that he was living in a meat toilet right now, Arthis would probably be so embarrassed that she would punish him on the spot.
I'd better find a better opportunity in the future … the generation gap sure is scary …
Transporting Arthis back to the hotel was a problem.
Qin Ye wasn't so shameless as to carry an inflatable doll to a taxi.
What if Arthis was uncomfortable and moved a little, and the driver happened to see it? What if he gently patted her and gently said, "You're not being good"?
Or should he just knock the driver unconscious?
No matter which option it was, it was terrible!
Therefore, he picked up a box and stuffed Arthis into it without any further ado.
She was clearly dissatisfied, and she continued to mutter, "What's wrong with carrying me around?
This is the good fortune you've cultivated in your past life! "" Are you questioning my judgment in choosing a body? "" This beautiful body is more than enough for you! "
Annoying!
That's right … it's more than enough for anyone! It's practically a husband to anyone!
As soon as he carried Arthis into the room, he saw the last person he wanted to see.
Wang Chenghao was sitting on the bed, playing with his computer. There was a large pile of empty KFC next to him.
"What's this?
Do you need help? "Wang Chenghao immediately jumped up as soon as he saw Qin Ye carrying the box in.
"No need." Qin Ye calmly pushed his hand away, "Have you finished reviewing the things I've asked you to review?
Get your ass over there as soon as the university reopens … I mean, can you stop making me worry about everything? It's tiring being a father! "
"Oh …" The tall and burly Wang Chenghao scratched his head and glanced at the box suspiciously, "Then I'll be going?"
"Hurry up and get lost!"
As soon as he closed the door, he turned around and saw that the box was already open. It was empty.
Qin Ye was scared out of his wits. Bloody hell, what would happen if the hotel saw a walking meat toilet?
He took a closer look, only to discover that Arthis was already sitting by the window sill, staring out the window with a melancholy expression.
"Speaking of which, it's been hundreds of years since I've been to the mortal realm, and I've never seen a body with my own eyes … What are you doing?!!"
Before she could even finish speaking, a blanket was already draped over her head, and the enraged Wang Chenghao was tossed off the bed.
"Surnamed Qin … I think you're courting death!
Don't think that I wouldn't dare to kill you!! "Arthis hissed through gritted teeth.
"Grandma, grandaunt!"
Qin Ye felt as though he had just picked up a huge problem. Cold sweat trickled down his forehead as he kowtowed, "Do you know how terrifying your appearance is right now?
If you don't want the Special Investigations Department to come knocking on your door, can you please keep quiet? "
Arthis paused for several seconds, "Hasn't the City of Salvation been converted to cultivation?
You can say that I am your puppet.
Are you actually proficient in puppeteering? "
What a freaking puppet!
Your puppets use silicone dolls?!
You may be shameless, but I am!
I'm a teacher now!
Do you understand?!
A few years later, an instructor of the First Academy of Cultivators would point to a photograph of the first batch of instructors as he explained to his students, "This is the famous instructor of the first batch, Mr Qin. He's as tall as a grown man, and he looks just like everyone else. He's good with a silicone doll …"
His sense of shame was off the charts!
Qin Ye didn't dare to explain further because his life was in danger. Thus, he quickly grabbed hold of Arthis, "It's like this … you've been out of touch with mainstream society for far too long. I feel that what you need most right now is to understand the times."
He couldn't help but praise himself for his quick wits!
"So?" Arthis was puzzled, "Shouldn't you be taking me out to see the modern world?"
I'm taking you!
"... Actually, there are more comfortable ways to understand the times. For instance … for instance … for instance … that's right!"
"I'll take a few things.
Stay here and don't go anywhere. "
"......"
When he returned, he was already holding onto Wang Chenghao's iPhone and tossing it in front of Arthis. Then, he heaved a long sigh of relief, "Come, I'll teach you how to use it … First, I'll teach you one of the most classic tools, Penguin Chat."
Arthis' interest was immediately piqued.
"And this, Surprise Video Network. I'll register you as a member right away …" "This is a webpage where you can search for anything you want …"
He handed most of the items over to Arthis, and the lecture went on for two to three hours straight.
By the time he wiped off the nonexistent cold sweat on his forehead, he discovered that Arthis had finally begun to indulge in surfing the internet. She couldn't even be bothered to lift her head to look at him, and the corners of her lips curled up into a mysterious smile.
Hahaha … you're just an old auntie born in the 90s, and you still dare to fight with me?
I'll teach you Alipay and WeChat later. I refuse to believe that you'll be able to walk out of this door!
The furthest distance in the world isn't the distance between you and I. Rather, it's the distance between the otaku/otaku and the door.
No … hang on a minute. This old monster has a strong ability to accept things. Her comprehension ability is perverted, and her logic is rigorous.
After a moment of silence, Qin Ye smiled brightly, "Arti, what I've just told you is just the basics. Next up, I'll explain the advanced parts to you."
Arthis finally raised her head to look at Qin Ye. Qin Ye glanced at the screen, and his eyelids twitched uncontrollably.
Chanel Tmall Store …
Should I say … it's a woman's nature …?
"Come, take a look at this …" Qin Ye clicked on two links with an unfathomable heart, "This is called a game. This is the most popular LOL right now, and this is called PUBG. There's also the Blizzard Gaming Platform. I've already downloaded everything for you. Feel free to play … and if you run out of skins, call me … no, call Wang Chenghao. He'll buy them for you."
Arthis glanced at him from the corner of her eyes, "Why are you so attentive today?"
"No … Hahaha, when haven't I been attentive to you?"
As soon as Arthis finally got down to business, Qin Ye finally massaged his waist and straightened his back.
I've finally managed to appease her …
However, little did he know that this was only the beginning of a nightmare.
That night.
"Holy shit!
Why is his Lux so different from mine?
Why does it seem to deal so much more damage? "
Qin Ye's temples were throbbing uncontrollably from the keyboard.
I've forgotten that this idiot doesn't need to sleep … What a huge mistake!
"Eh?
How dare you insult me … Get up!
Tell me how to type! "" Why can't this hero of mine kill anyone? "" Did they say that I'm a newbie?
What's a newbie?
Did I make a mistake? "
2 a.m. Qin Ye covered his ears and struggled like a maggot in bed.
At 3 a.m., Qin Ye stared blankly at the ceiling.
At 4.00 a.m., he picked up his blanket and made his way to Wang Chenghao's room, only to be pulled back by Arthis.
"What do runes mean?"
At five o 'clock, with two dark circles under his eyes, he looked at the shaking screen like he was about to die.
Six o'clock.
"Trash game."
Arthis heaved a sigh of relief. Then, with a tap of her silicone fingers, she switched off her laptop and stared at Qin Ye as though she had just seen a ghost, "Why aren't you asleep yet?"
Qin Ye: "......"
He rubbed the space between his eyebrows in despair. Tonight, he understood very well what it meant to bring down one's own evil.
"Go to sleep, I'm going to catch up on my show … By the way, we've known each other for so long, and you've finally done something good."
The next moment …
"In the cool night, my longing for you has turned into a river, turning into spring mud to protect me … The shallow years have brushed my lover's sleeves, pieces of fragrant flowers have entered the water …"
"Ahhhhh!!!"
Qin Ye slammed his head against the pillow - It's one thing for an Infernal Judge to pull an all-nighter with a bunch of university students, but now you're even talking about watching three lifetimes, three lifetimes?!
Do you even dare to believe it?!
Time passed quickly. Qin Ye didn't dare to move into Wang Chenghao's room. Who knew what would happen if he left this centuries-old female ghost in his room?
The next night, he finally felt a little better after handing over the headphones to Arthis and putting on an eye mask.
On the morning of the third day, Qin Ye opened his bloodshot eyes after three hours of sleep. Just as he felt the ceiling spinning around him, there was a sudden knock on his door.
"Who is it?" He asked weakly.
"Mr Qin."
A deep male voice called out from outside, "I'm the chauffeur assigned to the First Academy of Cultivators. Do you still remember the one who chauffeured you some time ago?"
Qin Ye yawned and reached into his pants to scratch an itch. Then, he began to apply facial cleanser to his face, "What's the matter?"
There was silence for three seconds.
"Mr Qin … have you forgotten … that today is the day of the grand competition between the instructors of the First Academy of Cultivators? After the competition, you'll be heading to Insignia University to study at Mount Tai University."
Qin Ye's hand paused in the middle of applying facial cleanser.
Ten seconds later, he appeared at the door looking refreshed, "Sorry to keep you waiting. Shall we go?"
Soon, the two of them boarded the car and made a beeline for the First Academy of Cultivators.
As for Arthis?
Hahaha … I'm afraid only Professor Yang is capable of awakening this lost girl right now.
The car soon arrived at the First Academy of Cultivators.
Qin Ye's expression was already somber.
The First Academy of Cultivators was already starting to look a little imposing.
There were soldiers patrolling everywhere, and the entire place was filled with a murderous aura.
The car drove straight into the large field. There were no banners or slogans.
The cultivators were eclectic. Apart from a fifty-meter large arena in the middle of the field, there was nothing else.
It was an antique stone arena.
There were more than a hundred people surrounding the arena, all of whom were stretching their bodies and doing warm-up exercises.
The aura of a Hunter-class expert permeated the entire campus.
Qin Ye could even sense the gaze of a Hunter-class expert watching over them.
Fifty percent of all the Hunter-class experts in the entire nation were gathered here!
Their will to fight filled the air in the early morning. Conversations were even conducted in small groups of three to five. A single breath of air was enough to send a burning sensation through the air.
Qin Ye's drowsiness slowly dissipated, and he glanced at everyone silently. Then, he retreated to the side and began to loosen up his muscles.
This competition was incredibly important.
The First Academy of Cultivators didn't say it explicitly, but it did mention that it was going to be ranked.
What did rankings matter?
Resources and authority!
And these were the things that he wanted the most when he joined the First Academy of Cultivators!
He had spent quite some time in the Harken's dimension. The fact that the grand competition had just begun meant that he had been unconscious for several days after being rushed out of the Harken's dimension.
Then …
His eyes flickered, "The new Hell … should have already completed its expansion!"
"As soon as this competition is over, I'll redeem all of my merit points. It's time for Hell to be remembered by the Yin spirits once more!"