A moment later, Sun Lang had already taken down the herring broadsword that was hanging on the door.
This thing was mainly composed of canned herring, low explosive gunpowder, and an activation device. Sun Lang looked at the bottom of the canned herring, and there were four beautiful words written on it with an eyebrow pencil.
This is the enemy.
… … You seem to be very good at doing this kind of thing.
A few girls came forward and looked at the thing in Sun Lang's hand. Their expressions all changed.
They could be said to be victims of this thing.
That day, Young Miss Zhao and Housekeeper Xu were in the Marquis's Mansion. They had witnessed the Flying Formation of the Six Consecutive Explosions of canned herring. Although they did not get stuck to their bodies, they were still extremely disgusted. After the incident, they called in five water hoses and splashed them for half a day before they were barely able to clean it off. The stewards of the Outer Mansion were currently considering whether or not they should refurbish the affected areas.
Dongfang Xin, on the other hand, thought of something and excitedly reached out his hand: "This is it, can you give it to me?
Can you give it to me?
This is a necessary material to upgrade my super weapon! "
Sun Lang dodged Dongfang Xin's hand as if nothing had happened, and said in a low voice: "Stop messing around, let's talk about business first." Oh, no, let's talk about business first. "
Dongfang Xin was stunned for a moment, then nodded his head in understanding. He curled his lips and snorted: "To actually put this in front of the door, to actually trick us, to actually set up such a trap, to actually use our kindness …"
Zhao Feihuang sighed and said softly: "I didn't expect you to be such a Zhang Yinluo. Your schemes are so deep, no wonder your breasts are so big …"
Sun Lang nodded his head and concluded, "That's why I said, drawing a tiger's skin is difficult, drawing a bone is difficult, knowing a person's milk is not knowing their heart …"
A moment later, Zhang Yinluo's depressed voice came from inside: "To be able to say such words, and to not forget to slander me at all times, it seems like you guys are indeed the real deal …"
She said carefully, "You all … Wait a moment, I'm in the corner right now, I'll slowly move out …"
"Thank you, but there's no need. You can slowly play inside by yourself. Don't act anymore."
Sun Lang said straightforwardly, "Oh, I've helped you put your Herring Broadsword back. Don't go out casually …"
"Wait a minute!" Zhang Yinluo panicked. "There really is a monster!
I didn't lie to you!
Hey, don't go, I really didn't lie to you!
Don't leave me behind! "
Dongfang Xin yawned and shook his head: "How can there be any demons in this world?
All of them are bad people who use ghosts and monsters to confuse people … "
Zhao Feihuang nodded and said, "That's right. All the rumors about demons are just bad people deliberately mystifying things!
Harboring evil intentions!
Trying to scare others!
How despicable! "
Sun Lang stretched. "I don't want to stay with a bad guy who thinks about how to play tricks on me all day. I want to go back to my room!"
"You!" Zhang Yinluo shouted. "You only know how to bully me!
I really don't understand why you guys are always bullying me!
Huh?
Why?!
Can you not leave?
I really didn't lie to you!
Hey!
There really is a monster!
Sun Lang!
Sun Lang!
Don't go! "
She shouted a few times from inside, but there was no sound from outside. The sound of footsteps slowly faded away. It seemed that these heartless guys had indeed gone far away. For a moment, she was anxious, angry, and scared. She wanted to rush out of the door, but there was a can of herring hanging high outside … It was really a difficult choice to make whether she was going to die or go to shit.
She bit her lip and said in a trembling voice, "You're teasing me again, right?
You bad guy … Why don't you believe me? There really is a monster … "
The girl's heart was filled with fear and helplessness. If it wasn't for her strong personality, and being a warrior, she would have cried by now. Just as she was at a loss, the door was quietly pushed open.
Sun Lang poked his head out and looked around the room. Finally, he found Zhang Yinluo hiding in the corner. He blinked his eyes and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
If one had to use the shortest words to describe Zhang Yinluo's current state …
Yinluo version of fear.jpg.
A high-definition remake of the big-breasted beautiful girl.
At this moment, Zhang Yinluo hugged the Startled Sword with both hands and curled up in the corner like a small animal. There were tears in the corners of her eyes and her expression was helpless and timid. That pitiful look of constantly encouraging herself but still being afraid, coupled with the girl's beautiful and voluptuous figure, really gave people the urge to tie her up and have sex with her …
Zhang Yinluo also discovered Sun Lang. Her eyes flashed with a hint of surprise, but she seemed to be worried about something. She said in a trembling voice, "You … Are you a monster or the real Sun Lang?"
Sun Lang wondered if he should pretend to be a monster to scare her.
But when he saw the girl curled up in the corner with her legs pressed together, as if she was doing some kind of weird play, the ranger's soul of ridicule and gentlemanly heart couldn't help it. The ranger raised his eyebrows and glanced at the girl's lower body. "… Is it leaking?"
As soon as his voice fell, Zhang Yinluo rushed out like an arrow and plunged into Sun Lang's arms, hugging him tightly, "… There really is a monster!
You bad guy!
Why do you want to scare me?
Why don't you believe me? "
… Eh, why can she tell that I'm a real person when I asked her if she had leaked anything?
Eh eh eh, am I such a person in your mind?
As soon as this thought appeared, it was immediately thrown out of the window by the ranger. Because, at this moment, he was immersed in a beautiful dreamlike moment … The trust of a beautiful girl!
The dependence of a beautiful girl!
The embrace of a beautiful girl!
If a four-word phrase was used to describe it.
— Huge uproar.
Sun Lang's face immediately changed, "I believe you, Yinluo. You said there is a monster, then there must be a monster in this room.
But don't be afraid, I'm here, you don't have to worry. You can hug me tighter, no matter how long it takes … Oh, damn, it feels so good … "
Zhang Yinluo was still in shock and didn't hear the ranger's words clearly, "What?"
Sun Lang changed the topic as if nothing had happened, "Right, you said you met a monster just now, what happened?"
A trace of panic flashed in the girl's eyes, and she explained in a low voice, from the abnormality of the Jinghong Sword to the horrifying whispers, and the scene she saw when she turned around …
"The abnormality of the Jinghong Sword …" Sun Lang's eyes flashed with a trace of surprise, but soon, he smiled, "Don't worry, leave this to me. Isn't it just a monster?
Watch me drag this guy out tonight and let you vent your anger. Tsk tsk tsk, how long has it been since I met a monster, oh, right … "
Sun Lang's expression suddenly froze, he thought of a very serious problem.
Ever since he had the Power of Great Health, he hadn't met a female monster.
If … female monsters didn't trigger the Power of Great Health …
"…"
What was with this subtle feeling that suddenly floated in his heart?