'Monster …
'Female monster …'
'Beautiful monster …'
'Cute and beautiful monster …'
Sun Lang couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Facts had proven that the degree of development of civilization determined the extent of humanity's love.
In ancient times, beating up a fox fairy or a snake demon was already the limit.
And in the world where Sun Lang originally lived …
Ship demons.
Demons transformed from swords and knives.
An old witch who pretended to be a young girl.
There were only things that he didn't dare to do.
Being forced to be baptized by such thoughts, Sun Lang didn't have much resistance to the female monster under the influence of what he saw and heard.
He also didn't have the kind of fear that humans had towards demons and ghosts.
It was better to say that at this moment, while he was immersed in infinite reverie, a famous line from his childhood echoed in his mind.
'Monster, eat my stick!'
'Eat.'
'Awesome.'
'Eh, I didn't expect you to be such a monkey.'
At this time, Zhang Yinluo calmed down and found that she was hugging Sun Lang tightly. She blushed and quickly let go, but she was really afraid of the monster and didn't dare to retreat immediately. She still held Sun Lang's right hand tightly and looked around nervously. She glanced at the ranger's face and found a mixture of pity and reminiscence. She couldn't help but gnash her teeth. "Why are you in a daze?"
Sun Lang smacked his lips and said, "Don't you plan to hug for a while longer?"
"Dirty!"
Zhang Yinluo glared at him fiercely. However, she was the one who was scared by the monster and the one who took the initiative to jump into Sun Lang's arms was also her. Even if she wanted to flare up, she had no position or reason to do so. She remembered the embarrassment and humiliation tonight. As a woman, she couldn't help but be petty and hold a grudge. With Sun Lang by her side, she was more confident and energetic. "What about the monster?
Do you have a way to catch that monster?
Today, I must slay the monster … "
Before she finished speaking, Zhao Feihuang's laughter came from outside. "You were so scared that you were about to cry, and you even took the opportunity to take advantage of my Sun Lang …"
'I took advantage of him?'
He was so happy that he didn't even know what his surname was!
Zhang Yinluo had lost so much face in front of Miss Zhao. Now that he had been hit while he was down, he was both ashamed and angry. However, what was done was done. If he continued to deny and refute, he would be ridiculed even more. Therefore, Heroine Zhang's head was hot and she felt dizzy. She actually blurted out, "I want to hug him, so I will!
He was even willing to let me hug him!
If you have the ability, why don't you come too? "
As soon as the words left her mouth, she immediately regretted it. Sure enough, Sun Lang turned his head and stared at her with a meaningful look. Zhao Feihuang who was outside also stopped talking … Zhang Nuxia faintly felt that she seemed to have been tricked again.
Then she exploded.
"What are you looking at?
What are you looking at? "Zhang Yinluo grabbed Sun Lang's shoulder and shook him hard." I was scared by a monster!
That monster wants to attack me!
Aren't you my partner?
Aren't you my boss?
I was bullied by a monster. Why aren't you helping me?
Hurry up and help me catch her. I want to drag her under the sun for three days. Ahhhhhh! "
The girl's flustered and exasperated appearance hid a trace of embarrassment. Her eyes were still flickering with grievances and tears. It was really super cute, just like a young girl who needed protection. But this spirited young girl also had a hot body that was far beyond ordinary people. It was really double the cuteness … Sun Lang couldn't help but reach out and pat her head. He used a tone of coaxing a child and said, "Okay, okay, I'll help you catch the monster …"
Reality proved that although the power of great health care did not work on Zhang Yinluo, someone's technique was still commendable. Zhang Yinluo, who was comforted by the touch, instantly showed a very comfortable and relieved expression. Like a child, she subconsciously nodded obediently. Of course, the next moment she reacted and forcefully shook off Sun Lang's hand. She stomped her feet and said, "Don't touch a girl's head!
I'm not a child! "
Sun Lang smiled and said, "Let's go. Let's go outside and meet everyone. Then we'll make a plan to catch the monster …"
Zhang Yinluo looked at Sun Lang's right hand. For some reason, her heart was empty. She actually had the urge to continue holding his hand … She was shocked by her own thoughts. When she came back to her senses, Sun Lang had already walked to the door. Startled, she hurriedly trotted to follow him. When she went out, she found Zhao Feihuang and Xu Qingluan standing on one side. Miss Zhao rolled her eyes at her with a look of disdain that said, "You little bitch actually took advantage of the chaos to sneak away."
… Hmph, a jealous and suspicious woman. If you really marry Sun Lang, you will definitely suffer.
At this time, Sun Lang looked around and wondered, "Hey, where's Dongfang Xin?
Where did she go? "
Xu Qingluan replied, "Just now, in order to scare Miss Zhang, Miss Dongfang volunteered to simulate the sound of footsteps gradually fading away, so she ran to the front hall. She also said that there might really be a monster, so she wanted to change to a new spearhead …"
When she said this, her expression was a little apologetic. It was obvious that her attention had always been on Miss Zhao's safety. She didn't care about anything else, let alone accompanying Dongfang Xin …
Sun Lang waved his hand, "It's fine, I've already raised my level of vigilance, everything is under my control. Besides, even if there is a monster, that little demon is a weak chicken that can easily scare away a mass-produced item like the Jinghong Sword. I reckon that she can't even do anything to a martial artist with vigorous blood energy and small achievements in internal energy.
Dongfang Xin is addicted to novelty, heartless, and extremely courageous. Even if she meets a monster, she will still exchange a few blows with the other party, just in time to help us stall the monster … "
When Zhao Feihuang heard this, he covered his mouth and said in surprise, "Then why is Little Sister Yinluo, who is strong in martial arts and wields the Jinghong Sword, able to let such a weak monster escape in the blink of an eye?"
Zhang Yinluo roared, "You woman, you're taking advantage of the chaos to slander me again!
No matter who it is, when they see a monster for the first time, they will be very scared!
They will instinctively retreat and dodge! "
Just as he finished speaking, Dongfang Xin's surprised and excited shout came from the front hall, "Wow!
So there really is a monster!
Eat my spear!
If my super weapon can even scare away a monster, then there is no weakness at all! "
"…" The three of them looked at Zhang Yinluo in unison.
Before they could say anything, Dongfang Xin's voice sounded again. This time, there was a trace of shock in her tone … Shame and anger?
"Wa wa wa wa!"
What are you doing!
Hey!
Let go!
Don't lick it!
Why don't you play by the rules!
Stop it!
Let go!
Hey … Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you bastard! Don't run!
"Stop!"
Sun Lang sucked in a breath of cold air, and then instantly flew into a rage: "So it's a perverted monster!
He actually licked the white silk!
I haven't licked it yet!
Today, I must tear her into ten thousand pieces!
This is simply unbearable! "
Just as he was about to rush to the front hall and light the sky lantern on that bold monster, a figure flashed, and Dongfang Xin's figure flashed out. The young girl anxiously looked left and right, her expression at a loss. For some reason, everyone felt that the current Dongfang Xin was a little strange, as if he had lost something very important …
Dongfang Xin also saw Sun Lang.
The young girl's eyes were instantly covered with a layer of mist. She pouted her mouth and said in an aggrieved manner, "Sun Lang, my penis … It was snatched away by a monster!"
Only now did everyone realize why Dongfang Xin looked very strange.
Because the long spear in her hand was no longer a long spear, but a lone spear shaft. That majestic looking metal spearhead had already disappeared ….
Dongfang Xin, on the other hand, complained in a tearful voice, "Why are the demons nowadays so honest? I said I would let her eat my spear, but I didn't expect her to really eat it!
She hugged his penis and didn't let go. She even licked it, and in the end, she even broke his penis and snatched it away!
How could she do this!
"If you like it, I can give her one. Why did she snatch it …"
"Before that …" Sun Lang sighed, "Can you not say it in such a misleading manner …"