"…"
Ever since she met a certain guy, she was often mistaken for a man.
Wasn't it just that she didn't have any abnormal reaction after being touched by him?
How could she be mistaken for a man?
Is there something wrong with your heads?
Can't you see my big breasts?
Although Zhang Yinluo had already roared these words countless times in her heart, with the young girl's thick skin, she would never say it out loud.
But the problem was that even if she didn't say it out loud, it didn't mean that someone couldn't tell what she was thinking.
Sun Lang sighed faintly, "Yinluo, I have to remind you that breasts aren't the only standard for gender evaluation. On the contrary, it can be very deceptive.
Just like a girl with a flat chest, she's still a girl. You can't say that she's a man just because she has a flat chest. On the other hand, no matter how big your chest is, if you have a big penis … "
Zhang Yinluo's eyes suddenly became sinister, which made Sun Lang whistle a few times as if nothing had happened, and tactfully shut her mouth.
"How can Miss Zhang be a man … You really know how to joke."
Zhao Yunlong saw the situation and tried to smooth things over. Then she said to Zhang Yinluo with a pleasant expression, "He used to have such a temper. He was very rude to everyone. Compared to before, he's much better now.
I know Miss Zhang is doing this for my own good, but I have a lot of things to say to him, a lot of things to talk to him about … "
Zhang Yinluo stammered, "Then … then we can talk about it now, or we can talk about it through the night. We don't have to … sleep together or anything like that … You know, this guy has the ability to be shameless …"
Zhao Yunlong's eyes flashed with a hint of a smile, "But I don't care. We've been through life and death together all these years. It's nothing to put my life in his hands. What's wrong with being touched by him?"
Heroine Zhang's face became redder, "This … this … this is too … too undignified!
A girl should be clean and honest! "
General Zhao blinked and pretended to be surprised. "Oh … I understand. So, Miss Zhang is jealous, right?"
Yinluo was like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on. She jumped three feet into the air, but before she could retort loudly with a very standard tsundere style, Sun Lang pretended to be angry and interrupted, "Chao Po-tao, you're wrong to say that. Miss Zhang is like the moon, noble and proud. How could she be interested in a country bumpkin like me?
She doesn't have any improper thoughts about me. She only treats me as a close companion and comrade. She doesn't have any relationship with me. The reason why she stopped you from sleeping with me is to protect your personal safety. She doesn't have any other intentions. Do you understand? "
Zhang Yinluo was stunned for a moment. She thought that Sun Lang was so sensible today. Although she felt a little strange in her heart, she still nodded and said, "That's right, that's right …"
Zhao Yunlong tilted his head and seemed to have thought of something. He put his palms together and smiled, "In that case, there's a compromise … How about the three of us sleep together tonight?"
"Pfft …" Zhang Yinluo almost couldn't breathe. She screamed, "What?
Sleep together?
Why? "
Zhao Yunlong smiled and said, "Sun Lang will sleep on the outside, Miss Zhang will sleep in the middle, and I will sleep on the inside. If you separate us, we won't have any physical contact, and we can talk through the night. You can also monitor Sun Lang, so that he won't do anything shameless. Everyone will be happy, won't they?"
Sun Lang raised his hand and said seriously, "I agree!"
"Agree your head!" Zhang Yinluo shouted, "Why do I have to sleep with this guy?"
Zhao Yun Long blinked his eyes. "Sun Lang said that you are a noble and proud person, and that you don't have any improper thoughts about him. You only treat him as a close comrade and comrade, and that you don't have any romantic feelings for him. Since you are comrades-in-arms, is there a problem with sharing a bed under special circumstances?
Could it be that Miss Zhang has a guilty conscience and has improper thoughts about Sun Lang? "
Indecent thoughts my ass! Look over there!
That guy's improper thoughts about me are almost overflowing from his eyes!
Zhang Yinluo faintly felt that something was wrong. She seemed to have been tricked — Sun Lang, who was laughing obscenely, Zhao Yunlong, who was sitting on the side, holding her chin and watching the show, and Zhu Ying, who was confused. In an instant, she felt that the other four people in the hall seemed to have tacitly formed a united front and were tricking her as if nothing had happened …
"In, in short … impure and improper communication between men and women is not allowed!
Zhu Ying!
Come and help me boil some water!
Dongfang Xin!
I left some supper in the kitchen. Heat it up and bring it up!
Sun Lang!
You talk to General Zhao. Don't do anything strange, or I won't talk to you anymore! "
After hurriedly assigning tasks, Heroine Yin Luo dragged Zhu Ying and ran to the backyard. Dongfang Xin also stood up and left, giving his sister some space, "You guys take your time to chat, do your best, do your best …"
"She's not a bad girl …" Zhao Yunlong smiled. "She's pretty, has big breasts, and her appearance suits your taste. She's warm and kind, but a little cunning and scheming. Sometimes, she's not straightforward enough, so you can tease her. Most importantly, she doesn't seem to fall for your tricks …"
General Zhao stretched out her hand and gently stroked Sun Lang's shoulder. Her white jade-like face instantly turned red. She pressed on Sun Lang's shoulder like this until her right arm began to tremble slightly. Then she withdrew her hand and sighed, "So powerful … I took the initiative to touch you, and just the shoulder can be affected. Before the battle of the Great Barren Mountain, you didn't have this ability. How did you …"
Sun Lang's eyes flashed with a trace of sadness, "This is a bit complicated … Don't ask, I don't want to talk about it."
Zhao Yunlong nodded, "Okay, then I won't ask.
But … what are your plans for the future?
All these years, many people don't believe that you're dead. We've been investigating your whereabouts and the truth of what happened back then. So have others … Not only me, but many people are waiting for you to come back. Many people still remember your kindness. Many people believe that you'll definitely come back … "
The ranger chuckled, "This may not be a good thing … You also want to know what happened in the battle of the Great Barren Mountain?"
"Of course I do … Once, I wanted to know more than anyone else because I wanted to know your whereabouts. I wanted to know where you went and whether you were doing well …" She chuckled softly. "But now, you're standing in front of me, and I don't need to find out.
I don't like to use my brain, and with you here, I don't need to think about anything. We're just like before … "
Sun Lang smiled.
"Since you don't want to talk about the Great Barren Mountain, then let's talk about everyone's recent situation …" Zhao Yunlong chuckled, "The things you left behind, Wei Zhongxian is taking care of for you. He said that since you gave him such a name, he has to be worthy of this name.
Yue Buqun resigned to travel the world. He said that one day, he will become the second swordsman in the world, and let the ordinary people in the world know that there is one person who is the real number one in the world.
I don't know what Sima Yi is doing sneakily, but you also know that other than you, he doesn't care about anyone else … Two years ago, Gao Qiu and Tong Guan were crazily tracking your whereabouts, but because their ranks were too low, they couldn't find anything. They felt that they were too weak, so they agreed to enter the official career and made an agreement … "
The ranger raised his hand and interrupted her, "Anyway, everyone is doing well, right?
Then there's no need to talk about it … "
If you talk about it again, I can't be cruel.
"Of course, there are also people who are not happy. Although there are countless rewards, although they take care of their old friends, although they are famous, there are only a group of widows and women holding swords and spears, holding up the lintel …" Zhao Yunlong whispered, "Rongguo Mansion …"
Sun Lang calmly said, "Chao Po-tao, shut up."
This time, Chao Po-tao didn't listen obediently, but whispered one more sentence.
"How long can you hide it … Sun Lang, the world is unpredictable, and fate is like a net. Our fate is intertwined, and your fate is also intertwined with the Empire's. As long as you are still in this world, there will be a day when you face it directly …" She patted Sun Lang's shoulder, "At that time, I will stand by your side as usual, and I believe many people will do the same … But, are you ready?"