After giving her unscrupulous boss the wrath of a young girl and the punishment of justice, Zhang Yinluo bolted out of the Six Fan School under everyone's astonished gazes.
Liang Bufan's roar and chaotic screams could be faintly heard behind her. The consequences of opening the canned herring indoors were devastating. Furthermore, when she made the explosive external control pendant for the canned herring last night, she had added a little something to it to ensure that the stench could spread to the outside faster, wider, and longer … She would definitely bid farewell to her former colleagues in the Six Fan School the best farewell.
She ran out of the door and ran to the main street with a bright smile on her face. If it was two days ago, she would never have dreamed that she would actually do such a deviant thing. But today, when she heard Liang Bufan's screams, she actually couldn't help but reveal a happy smile, as if she was a little child who had succeeded in her prank …
"It's all that bastard's fault …" She secretly spat in her heart, and then naturally pushed all the blame to a certain ranger. The girl walked on the street with a smile, heading in the direction of Sun Lang's house.
That guy would probably be shocked when he sees me, and I don't know how he would react … No, no, no, according to his character of playing tricks on people, he would definitely put on a look of disdain and chase me away. Hmph, dream on. That day, you said it yourself that you can't go back on your words. Besides, I've even resigned from my official position and condescended to ask you to partner up. If you don't agree … "
Zhang Yinluo patted the small bag on the right side of her clothes. Sun Lang had given her two canned herring that day. She had just used one, and the other was here. If he dared to refuse …
"Hehehehe …"
Sun Lang, who was sitting at home, suddenly shivered. Then, he was dumbfounded. "Why do I suddenly feel a chill that I brought upon myself …"
He stretched his body and put down the file in his hand. This file was obtained from Hu Shouxin, and recorded the various properties in the prosperous area of Mingzhou City.
Obviously, the biggest reward of this operation was that he had found a precious light in this cruel world where there was no love and no breasts that could be slowly rubbed.
Although the female detective named Zhang Yinluo was stupid, unfeminine, and unattractive, she was a rare treasure to a certain someone. If she was stupid, she could be educated. If she was stupid, she could be treated with electric shocks. If she was unfeminine, she could be trained and guided. If she was unattractive, she could be taught. If she was unattractive, she could be taught. If she was unattractive, she only needed to learn one thing!
The most important thing was her breasts that could be slowly rubbed and would not die no matter how he touched them!
Therefore, the basic mission at this stage was the legendary … capture of the big-breasted female arrester!
"Anyway, when I mentioned it to her, she seemed to be very interested in the detective agency …" Sun Lang touched his chin and said, "Moreover, the Mingzhou officials will definitely cover up the truth about Qin Yu's case and make up a lie that will fool everyone. Moreover, everyone involved will benefit and benefit. Given that girl's character, she will definitely be very dissatisfied with this …"
"In this kind of situation, in this kind of mood of disappointment towards the whole world, if I suddenly appeared handsomely and invited her to join this detective agency, to save the world together, and to work hard for a bright tomorrow, this girl will definitely be deceived …" Sun Lang touched his chin. "Even if she happens to have an IQ online, and with her idiotic intuition, she notices that something is wrong, and expresses her refusal …"
The paladin laughed sinisterly. "That's fine … In this case, I will have to use the dirty means of the lord … such as intimidating your family, or harassing the Six Fan School … As for the method …"
He took out a can of herring from his pocket and tossed it in the air. The smile on his face grew wider.
"Hehehehe …"
About half an hour later.
The two idiots, who had done a bunch of useless work, thought over and over again for things that did not happen, and shamefully gave birth to a bunch of dark and sinister thoughts, were sitting in the room, looking at each other in confusion.
"I say …" Sun Lang said with a subtle expression, "This is the first time I have seen a heroine who happily shook her boobs and ran to Helcrown to beg for sex in front of the Demon King after being told to leave the novice village by the king …"
Although Zhang Yinluo still couldn't understand Sun Lang's nonsense, the rude and malicious keyword "shaking her breasts" was keenly captured by Zhang Yinluo. She said gloomily, "Oh?
It seems that you have premeditated to trick me into coming here … Have you prepared a full set of plans?
What are you going to do? "
Sun Lang picked his nose and looked into the distance. "Compared to this … Constable Zhang, why are you here?"
Zhang Yinluo blushed and snorted, "I'm not a constable anymore!"
The paladin looked at her and was stunned for a moment. Suddenly, he slapped the table and laughed wildly. "Ahahahahaha! You're fired!
You're fired!
Because you're too annoying and you're always talking nonsense. You've blocked countless opportunities for your boss and colleagues to make money, so you're finally fired!
Because you don't know how to behave, your boss found a reason to fire you!
You're such a failure as a cop! "
His appearance was really asking for a beating … Zhang Yinluo roared, "Fire your ass!
I resigned on my own accord! "
Sun Lang gasped and suddenly took out a mirror from the drawer next to him. He carefully looked at himself in the mirror and sighed. "Ah, I didn't expect that I would be so handsome after not seeing me for a few days … I actually attracted the Black Silk Soul-Chasing Goddess Zhang Yinluo, who is known as the 'First Wave of Qinghe and the First Hegemon of Mingzhou', to give up the darkness for the light and send milk to my door …"
"…" The corner of Zhang Yinluo's eyes twitched. Although she had expected this situation, she still wanted to hit him.
"But I'm still very happy that you can come."
Sun Lang tossed the mirror aside and turned his head. There was already a gentle smile on his face. "Although my personality is bad, I don't get up early if there are no benefits, and I'm also a guy with bad three views and a perverse temperament. I like to bully people and play pranks … Although I'm such a guy, I still need your guidance."
Zhang Yinluo was momentarily dazed by this smile. The current Sun Lang was completely different from the usual Sun Lang who looked at people with slanted eyes and looked like he deserved a beating. At this very moment, he seemed to be genuinely happy for her arrival. The usual Sun Lang and the current Sun Lang, which one was the real Sun Lang? The girl was extremely confused.
She blinked her eyes and snorted in panic. "What … What? You were asking for a beating just now, and suddenly you've become like this. Really …"
Sun Lang smiled and nodded. "Then, since you've chosen to join, then the other condition you owe me can be considered fulfilled."
Zhang Yinluo made an "ah" sound. This was somewhat beyond her expectations. Quitting his official position and becoming a ranger was an act of initiative by Zhang Yinluo, not to fulfill that condition. Even she did not expect that Sun Lang, this shrewd guy who would not get up early if there were no benefits, would take the initiative to mention it … The girl was a little surprised. "Hey … Did you take the wrong medicine today?"
The ranger smiled slightly. "I've said it before. I'm very happy that you can come … Although I'm like this, in fact, I also hope to have a companion like you. After all, these years …"
His tone was flat, but a trace of melancholy flashed in his eyes. "A little lonely."
"…" Zhang Yinluo was obviously very uncomfortable with his sudden change in style. However, the trace of loneliness in his eyes seemed incomparably real, so much so that it made the girl's mood fluctuate slightly. She whispered, "Who can you blame for this? If you were a little more normal, a little kinder, and a little more upright, why would you be alone?"
The girl obviously did not realize that she had been tricked again.
And … She definitely did not want to know what Sun Lang meant when he said "hope to have a companion like you" and "a little lonely."
"Come on …" Sun Lang's expression became light again. He stood up and pulled out a few pages from the desk. He turned back and said, "Before we officially welcome you in, we'd like to confirm a few things."
Zhang Yinluo asked curiously, "What things?"
Sun Lang's expression suddenly became serious. "A very, very important thing … Although I'm pretty sure in my heart, if I don't confirm it myself, I won't feel at ease.
Moreover, this matter is of great importance. If we confirm it earlier, it will be good for both of us … "
Seeing that Zhang Yinluo was a little confused, Sun Lang explained, "You can think of it as an entrance exam … The boss needs to have a general grasp and understanding of the various abilities and attributes of the new employees. Do you understand now?"
Zhang Nuxia was an elite who had studied abroad. Naturally, she was familiar with the West. Although she faintly felt that something was not quite right, she still nodded. "I understand."
Sun Lang smiled very kindly. "Then let's start …"