This was the martial arts secret book that I had been dreaming of. Previously, my master had been unwilling to teach me, saying that the time was not ripe yet. Now, she had asked Buttface to bring it to me. What did she mean by that? Could it be that she knew that I was in trouble in the city?!
The current me was powerless, and this Eight Extremes Fist was an unfathomable skill. If I could comprehend its essence, even if I were to encounter Old Seven of the Hongxing Gang, I would still be able to put up a fight. I happily put it away to study it later.
"Hey, Frenzie. Although she is your cousin's wife, shouldn't you be more cautious?" Buttface asked me softly.
"Why should I be cautious? She's one of us," I said angrily.
I could understand his concerns. If this kind of thing were to be taken out, it would definitely cause an uproar.
Sister-in-law opened the pressure cooker and was about to pour it out. I quickly went over and said, "Sister-in-law, let me do it."
She looked grateful and smiled faintly. "You are so considerate."
"Of course," I said cheekily.
Now that Sister-in-law was pregnant, it was more or less inconvenient to do these things. There were also risks that couldn't be ignored. Since my cousin wasn't by her side, I could only do it for her.
I carried a bowl of chicken soup and placed it on the dining table. I scooped a bowl for Sister-in-law first. "Eat slowly, it's a little hot."
My actions fell into Buttface's eyes, and his gaze became slightly strange. "Frenzie, I am your gay friend. I have never enjoyed such treatment in so many years!"
"Why are you in such a hurry? Ladies first, aren't I scooping it for you?" I glared at him.
"Hehe, you guys eat. I have eaten a lot of chicken soup at home. By the way, Frenzie, lend me your phone." Buttface touched his pocket and took out a crumpled piece of paper.
"What?" Seeing how mysterious he was, I wondered if he had left some porn on the internet and wanted to use my phone to admire it.
"Last time, a coquettish hussy called my house. Her moans were so loud that even Widow Wang at the entrance of the village couldn't match her moans. I couldn't get through to my house. Let's try using your cell phone," Buttface explained.
F * ck, this perverted dog, even after so long, he still couldn't forget it. He opened the note and saw that it was my sister-in-law's cell phone number. At that moment, my sister-in-law had a strange look on her face. Last time, she had wanted to inform my parents and called them, but I had accidentally pressed down on her chest, causing her to scream. In the end, Buttface had misunderstood and thought that it was a sex call.
I had to admit that my sister-in-law's voice was very enchanting. Buttface was still brooding over it and wanted to borrow my phone to contact the account owner.
"What's wrong, crazy? I've secretly checked. This number belongs to Yuncheng. When I hook up with her, let's have some fun together."
Buttface beamed with joy. He was a coquettish man. Even though his sister-in-law was beside him, it didn't affect his desire for sex.
I couldn't make this phone call. If he found out that it was my sister-in-law, it would be awkward. I snatched the note and said, "Are you stupid? That kind of phone call is a scam. If you call her, your phone bill will be deducted. If you are so thirsty, I'll give you a website. You will feel so good that you can't help yourself."
"What website?"
Buttface was puzzled. He was like me, born and raised in the countryside. Of course, he didn't know about the existence of such a magical existence as the porn internet. That was why Buttface had been thinking about sex calls.
After he experienced the benefits of the porn internet, he would put it to the back of his mind.
"There are European and American ones, Asian ones, mature ladies, widows, and so on. You will feel good."
Even though I was in front of a pregnant woman, I wasn't shy. After all, my sister-in-law had given it to me, so it could be considered as word of mouth.
"Okay, okay, okay. That's what you said." Buttface was so excited that his eyes were shining.
He looked as if he couldn't wait any longer, making me feel uncomfortable. I simply took out my phone and entered the website. "It's all here. Do you know how to read?"
"Xi xi xi xi, there is such a good thing!"
Buttface's excitement was unimaginable. I felt a little guilty. This fellow couldn't be addicted to porn and couldn't help himself, right?
Buttface casually clicked on one. "Ah ya, Ya Lai die, Ya Lai die ~ ~" A wave of unbearable moans reverberated in the room. It was very ambiguous.
Even my sister-in-law couldn't help but blush. My face was full of black lines. On the other hand, Buttface was watching with great interest as if there was no one else around.
"Perverted dog, lower your voice. Go to the room and watch. There are headphones next to the pillow. You'd better put them on. Don't disturb us. Otherwise, I won't let you watch." I pushed him awkwardly.
"Okay, I'll go now." Buttface nodded and slipped into my room. Only my sister-in-law and I were left in the living room.
"Your childhood friend is so interesting. It's as if he hasn't seen a woman in eight hundred years."
Sister-in-law made an appropriate analogy, and I agreed with her. Indeed, there were only old women in the village, and there were very few beautiful ones. Buttface would be happy for a long time even if he picked up a pair of flowery underwear. How could he stand such a vivid and colorful film? I was worried that he would dirty my bed sheets.
"He really made me lose face." I scratched my head and said half-jokingly.
Anyway, Buttface put on his headphones and closed the door. I thought that I should take the opportunity to have a good talk with my sister-in-law.
"Cousin didn't come back last night?" I asked casually as I picked up a chicken leg and gave it to my sister-in-law.
"Mm, no."
"Sigh, cousin is too much. He could have let bygones be bygones. Now that the debt has been paid off and you are pregnant, you can't do a lot of manual labor. Why doesn't he have any sense of responsibility?" This was the first time I had scolded my cousin in front of my sister-in-law.
The respect he had for his elders had also been swept away.
"Forget it. It's useless to say it. He's not that kind of person." Sister-in-law looked disappointed.
"Sister-in-law, there's something I don't know if I should say." I took a deep breath and threw caution to the wind.
"What is it? Say it." Sister-in-law asked me curiously.
"As a sensible person, I advise you to get rid of the child. With my cousin's character, it's impossible to expect him to let you live a good life."
I couldn't help but shiver. What I had said was disgraceful. However, in order for my sister-in-law not to regret it, I had to be a bad person this time.
Sister-in-law was stunned. She covered her mouth and chuckled. "Don't I still have you?"
I was dumbfounded. What kind of person did she think I was?
Although I didn't mind taking care of my sister-in-law, I would have my own family and life in the future. What would happen then?
Even if I agreed, my wife would never agree.
Did she think that I was a way out? To put it bluntly, I was just a spare tire?!
Hehe, I didn't know why, but my heart hurt. It was as if something was stabbing me.
As expected, no matter how perfect my brother-in-law was, he couldn't be compared to my husband. I was really funny. I was just worrying about her. Whether she was living well or not, it had nothing to do with me. Now that I had kindly mentioned my concerns, I got such an answer. Perhaps, in my sister-in-law's heart, I was just a spare tire. I didn't know if she was giving me charity.