"Qingpin!"
"Qingpin!"
The half-asleep little loli suddenly heard a voice calling her name. She drowsily opened her eyes and saw a dark figure lying on her bed. A dark face was facing her. The face was only a few centimeters away from hers!
"Wu wu!"
The little loli was about to scream instinctively, but her mouth was blocked by something soft.
It turned out that Guhan had lowered his head in a hurry and blocked Qingpin's lips with his own, not letting the other party make a sound.
Well, if one didn't know the inside story, this scene alone was enough to make Guhan suffer for three years.
In fact, if it were another woman, Guhan wouldn't use his own lips. He could quickly rub a ball of sword energy and throw it directly into the other party's throat, ensuring that the other party wouldn't be able to say a word.
However, it didn't matter since the person in front of him was Qingpin. Guhan had eaten Qingpin's small lips countless times and was already used to it. It was no big deal.
"Qingpin, don't worry. I won't hurt you. I came to ask you something. Can you promise me not to scream later?"
Although his mouth was blocked by Qingpin's mouth, his words sounded a little muffled, but he could still hear it clearly.
"Wu wu!"
Qingpin couldn't speak. He could only nod his head like a chick pecking rice, indicating that he agreed to Guhan's request.
"Okay!"
It turned out that Guhan had been careless. He instinctively thought that Qingpin was his own Qingpin and neglected some basic precautions.
However, the current Qingpin was not the original Qingpin after all. In addition, Qingpin usually looked a little muddle-headed, but in fact, he was a very smart little guy. So, from the perspective of a battle of wits, the unguarded Guhan had already lost more than half of the battle.
"Help!
Mommy, help! There's a bad person, Mommy! "
In the end, Qingpin directly threw the promise he had just made to the back of his head. As soon as Guhan's lips left her lips, he opened his little throat and screamed loudly.
Although the little loli had a soft voice, her voice was very sharp. She could shout out sounds that many adults couldn't. Therefore, Qingpin's parents, who lived next door, were immediately alerted. Guhan could clearly hear a rush of footsteps rushing towards Qingpin's room.
"It's you, the pervert from today!"
The light in Qing Pin's bedroom was turned on with a snap. A pair of parents in disheveled clothes appeared in front of Guhan with a frightened face.
His mother pointed at Guhan's head and immediately called out Guhan's identity.
Meanwhile, his father conveniently picked up a child's scale from the side of the door and directly smashed it towards Guhan's head.
With his father's ability, of course, it was impossible for him to hit Guhan. Guhan immediately turned his head and dodged.
However, after he did this, Guhan regretted it because Guhan was currently pressing down on Qingpin. Guhan dodged it, and the child's scale smashed towards Qingpin's poor little head.
"Sigh!"
Gu Han sighed. At the moment when the scale was about to smash down on the poor man's head, he flicked out a stream of sword Qi from the tip of his finger and struck the scale. The scale, which was originally falling vertically, was instantly sent flying out and smashed into the wall opposite. In the end, the entire scale broke into pieces, and a small pit the size of a fist was smashed out on the wall.
"Ah!"
Seeing this scene, his mother instinctively let out a scream, while his father trembled and rushed to his room, muttering "110!" "110". He was probably going to call the police.
Although this was an illusory world, it would be troublesome if there were police in the illusory world. Therefore, Guhan directly shot out two sword auras and hit the back of the parents' heads. He directly knocked them out and saved a lot of trouble.
"PaPa!"
"Mom!"
Seeing that her parents had fainted, the little girl, Qingpin, instinctively thought that her parents had been killed by Guhan. She immediately began to cry and constantly hit Guhan, who was on top of her, trying to push him away.
"Don't worry, your parents are not dead. I just …" Guhan originally wanted to say that he only knocked them out, but on second thought, Guhan directly changed his words and threatened, "I just injected them with poison, and only my unique antidote can detoxify it.
Do whatever I tell you to do next. Otherwise, even if the police come, your parents will not be able to be saved! "
"Oh … Sniff … Oh … Sniff."
Qingpin responded to Guhan while sniffing her own nose. This pear blossom in tears was unexpectedly very cute, which made Guhan involuntarily feel that it was very cool to bully a little girl!
"Qingpin, don't cry … Good brother, what do you want Qingpin to do?
As long as you can cure my parents, Qingpin will listen to you!
Qingpin can give all my toys, all my dolls to you. "This world's Qingpin was unexpectedly sensible and obedient, taking the initiative to say to Guhan.
However, this conversation sounded like Guhan was a heinous lolicon pervert.
"Don't worry, I don't want your dolls. I just want you to answer a few questions. You just have to answer me in detail!" Guhan repeated helplessly.
"Oh!"
Qingpin responded with an "oh", and the expression on his face finally looked a lot happier. It seemed that being able to keep his dolls and toys made Qingpin very happy.
"Qingpin, do you really not recognize me?
I am Guhan, your master Guhan. Look at my face, look at my face carefully. Do you not have any impression of me? "
Guhan wanted to put his whole face in front of Qingpin, so that Qingpin could see it clearly.
"No impression, I don't recognize you!"
Qingpin looked at Guhan several times as if he was looking at the enemy who killed his father, and finally gave Guhan such an answer.
"It doesn't make sense!
If she is Qingpin, it is impossible for her not to recognize me. Is she really not Qingpin, but just a little loli with the same appearance? "After listening to Qingpin's answer, Guhan was very distressed.
"Let's try another way!"
However, Guhan did not give up so easily. He first took out a large bowl of Red Braised Meat from his dimensional pocket. This was a specially customized Red Braised Meat. Every taste in it was customized according to Qingpin's preferences. It was Qingpin's favorite.
Therefore, Guhan sent this bowl of Red Braised Meat to Qingpin. After forcing Qingpin to take a bite, Qingpin was deeply infatuated with this taste. She didn't even care about the tears on her face and ate the bowl of Red Braised Meat in big mouthfuls … This once again proved that this Qingpin was Guhan's Qingpin. But the problem was that after eating this large bowl of Red Braised Meat, Qingpin's memory of Guhan did not change. She still had no memory of Guhan.
"What about this?"
Guhan found a lot of things that Qingpin liked. In the end, he even took out his Nursery Bag and let Qingpin relive the old dream in his arms for a while … Although Qingpin's hobbies were useless, she still deeply loved the things that she originally liked, but she just couldn't recall her memory of Guhan.
"What should I do?"
At this time, Guhan had been busy for a few hours. Today, an orange-yellow morning light hung up, which meant that morning was coming. Guhan had been tossing and turning all night without any progress.
The entire city would wake up soon. It seemed that it was impossible to wake up Qingpin in a short time, but it was inconvenient to carry this little loli with him. Just as Guhan was about to put Qingpin down for the time being and look for other ways, Qingpin suddenly pulled Guhan's sleeve and whispered, "Qingpin has been tormented by you all night. Her body is sticky and uncomfortable. Can you help Qingpin take a bath?"
Hey, what do you mean by being tormented by me all night? Her body is sticky and uncomfortable? The ambiguity in this is very serious, okay!
Guhan complained helplessly. But one night, she saw her parents fainting, crying, and eating braised pork and Dongpo pork. This little loli could be said to be covered in sweat and tears. Guhan even felt a little sticky when he touched it.
"Okay!"
Guhan patted Qingpin's head. For Qingpin's request, even if it was the unreasonable kind, Guhan couldn't help but agree to it, let alone this legitimate request.
So Guhan carried Qingpin into the bathroom and found that the bathroom had a fish tank and a shower. When Guhan was about to fill the bathtub with water, he was surprised to find that the bath equipment of 1000 years ago was completely different from that of 1000 years later. Guhan actually didn't know how to use this set of equipment for a while. A button was pressed, and a large basin of cold water sprayed directly from Guhan's shower head, drenching Qingpin and Guhan below.
"Are you an idiot?"
Qingpin kicked Guhan angrily, and then climbed up Guhan's thigh to his arm. She operated the button a few times, and hot water gushed out from the bathtub on the side.
This once again proved that this Qingpin was Qingpin. Otherwise, others wouldn't have the ability to climb up Guhan's body.
"Okay, bathe yourself. I'm leaving!"
Guhan put Qingpin on the edge of the bathtub, smiled at Qingpin, and then said, "As for your parents, I have just given them the antidote. They will be fine!"
After that, Guhan was ready to leave the house.
"Wait!"
Unexpectedly, before Guhan's foot stepped out of the bathroom, Qingpin chased after him. His small body directly hit Guhan's leg, and he pulled the corner of Guhan's clothes, saying pitifully, "Guhan, help me. I don't know how to take off my clothes."
"Uh …" Guhan turned around and looked at the weak and pitiful Qingpin. He began to consider whether he should be a little bit more beastly.