"I've never taken off my clothes myself. Mommy always helped Qingpin take off her clothes!" Qingpin looked at Guhan with teary eyes.
"Your mommy really spoils you rotten!"
Guhan sighed. He didn't realize that in reality, it was mostly Wen Meiyun or Guhan who helped Qingpin take off her clothes when she took a bath. Qingpin's pampering was mostly due to Guhan's pampering.
"You actually let me help you take off your clothes. Didn't you say that I'm a bad person?" Guhan sighed and asked curiously.
"You shouldn't be a bad person …" Qingpin tilted her head and said.
"Why?" Guhan continued to be puzzled.
"I don't know …" Qingpin shook her head very seriously.
"Forget it!" Guhan didn't know what to say. He directly started to help Qingpin take off her clothes.
To be honest, Guhan was still very good at taking off clothes. After all, he didn't know how many times he had helped Qingpin take off her clothes in reality.
"Alright, you can take a bath by yourself!"
Gu Han threw the naked Qing Pauper into the bathtub and was about to turn around and leave … But before he took a few steps, he felt that something was wrong. Why did Qing Pauper not move after he threw her into the bathtub? This was completely different from her usual lively and lively personality, which was filled with the urge to fight in the bathtub!
Guhan quickly turned around and looked down into the bathtub. He found that this little fellow had actually sunk into the bathtub. Bubbles kept coming out of her nostrils. She seemed to have fainted.
"Qingpin!"
Guhan was shocked when he saw it. He directly jumped into the bathtub and carried Qingpin out. His left hand pressed hard on her snow-white, tender, and cute belly. Qingpin's mouth was like a fountain that spurted out a large stream of water, shooting at Guhan's face.
"Hmm." Qingpin spat out a few bubbles. Her eyes opened slightly. It seemed that she was fine.
Fortunately, Guhan reacted in time. Otherwise, it was estimated that Qingpin would have drowned in the bathtub.
"So sleepy … Sleep …" Qingpin continued to make soft sounds in a hazy manner, but it made Guhan half choke.
This little fellow was sleepy just now. Why did she ask to take a bath?
She could just lie on the bed and sleep!
"Forget it. I will carry you to sleep!" Guhan carried Qingpin and prepared to leave the bathtub to put her back on the bed.
"No … I still want to take a bath … It's so sticky … It's so uncomfortable …" As a result, when Guhan just got up, Qingpin began to make noise in her half-asleep state. She insisted on taking a bath, but Qingpin herself was in a daze. How could she take a bath in this state?
In desperation, Guhan could only help her to the end. He took a towel from the wall and began to help Qingpin wash her body.
Fortunately, because Qingpin was asleep, her body didn't move much. She was like a little suckling pig that had its fur removed. She didn't move an inch and let Guhan wash her body.
Guhan didn't avoid anything. From her hair to her face, from her arms to her thighs, from her palms to her soles, from the two undeveloped little red beans to the snow-white, hairless little mantou, he washed her from head to toe. It took about half an hour. Guhan had never given a woman such a serious bath in his life.
"Hug!"
After washing Qingpin with great difficulty, the little loli seemed to have woken up from her half-asleep state and muttered softly.
Faced with the request of his most precious sword maiden, Guhan of course had no reason to refuse. He naturally pulled Qingpin into his arms.
At the same time, feeling the warmth of Guhan's embrace, Qingpin very naturally muttered, "Guhan, I really like you. Can I marry you and be your wife?"
After all, the little loli was a little loli. Her thoughts were very simple. If someone treated her a little better, she would marry him and be his wife. How could she forget that her parents were beaten unconscious by Guhan and were lying on the ground? This was clearly a pervert who broke into her home.
"Little fellow, you are my sword maiden. Of course, we will be together forever!"
Guhan said as he knocked Qingpin's little head. What Guhan didn't expect was that after he finished speaking, Qingpin's body in his arms instantly turned into a ray of light. In the blink of an eye, it turned into the Qingpin Sword that Guhan was very familiar with.
"It actually returned to the sword!"
Holding the familiar Qingpin Sword in his hand, Guhan couldn't understand. From the beginning to the end, he didn't give the command to Qingpin to return to the sword. It was reasonable to say that Qingpin herself had forgotten the fact that she was a sword maiden. So, how could Qingpin suddenly turn back into the Qingpin Sword?
"Guhan, where is Qingpin?
Why did Qingpin become like this?
Qingpin's mind is in a mess! "
At this time, in Guhan's mind, Qingpin's voice suddenly sounded. At the same time, in the Zifu of his body, a dim sword scar instantly became bright. It was like an extinguished star had been reignited. And this dim sword scar was naturally Qingpin's sword scar.
But in Guhan's Zifu, the sword scars of other sword maidens were still dark. It was like ashes had been burnt.
"Qingpin, have all your memories come back?
Have all the memories from the first time we synchronized? "Guhan asked nervously.
"What memories have come back?
You make it seem like I have forgotten!
How could Qingpin forget Guhan? This is impossible … "Qingpin muttered.
"You little thing!"
Guhan's heart finally calmed down. He felt very comfortable and scolded. It seemed that Qingpin's memories had been completely restored. Qingpin had once again turned back into his own sword maiden, Qingpin Sword.
"Qingpin, carefully check your own body. See if there is anything abnormal!" Guhan quickly said to Qingpin. He needed the information of Qingpin's body to evaluate this illusion.
Soon, Qingpin told Guhan that her body was normal. But, there were a lot of hazy and unclear memories in her mind. She only remembered that she seemed to have a pair of parents in this world. But, she couldn't remember anything from when she was a baby to now.
And when Guhan asked Qingpin some specific things about this world, such as what her favorite TV program was, Qingpin couldn't answer at all.
"It seems that this is indeed an illusion!" Guhan confirmed again. This time, he made a judgment based on Qingpin's memory.
If this world was the real world, then Qingpin's memory shouldn't be so vague … Even if a child's memory was very bad and many things couldn't be clearly remembered when they were young, it was impossible for them to forget things like cartoons that they usually liked to watch.
There was only one explanation for this situation, and that was that this world was fake. There were no memories of the past that Qingpin lived in. At most, it could only subconsciously deceive Qingpin that this world was real.
"Guhan, what are we going to do next?" Qingpin asked Guhan curiously.
"We need to find a way to find the Celestial Extinguish Sword. Then, let the Celestial Extinguish Sword recover its consciousness and memory as a sword maiden like you did just now. When that time comes, we should be able to leave this illusion!" Guhan explained his goal in a simple manner.
"Then, how do we find the Celestial Extinguish Sword?" Qingpin asked again.
"I don't know about that!"
Guhan spread his hands helplessly. "I can still find you and Gu Yun based on your appearance, but I've never seen what the Celestial Extinguish Sword looks like. I don't have any information or photos related to the Celestial Extinguish Sword. Even if she stood in front of me right now, I wouldn't be able to recognize her."
"Then what should we do?
That means that we're going to be trapped in this illusion forever … But … But maybe this way … "Hearing Guhan's words, Qingpin first turned pale with fright. However, her tone gradually changed towards the end. There was no longer the worry at the beginning. Instead, there seemed to be some happiness in it.
"What's wrong with you?" Guhan noticed the change in Qingpin's tone and asked curiously.
"Oh!
Qingpin just feels that staying in this world isn't bad. This world is much more interesting than the previous one! "Qingpin said cheerfully.
"Unfortunately, this is just an illusion. Since it's an illusion, it will dissipate sooner or later."
Guhan mercilessly shattered Qingpin's fantasy. He knocked on the blade of Qingpin's sword and asked, "Qingpin, are you going to change back to your human form or stay in the scabbard?"
"Human form!
Qingpin won't stay in the scabbard. This month, Qingpin has been staying in the scabbard every day. I'm going crazy! "Qingpin immediately said. Then, in the blink of an eye, she changed back to Qingpin's appearance.
In the previous month, because Guhan had turned into Gu Xuan Yuan, the one and only Qingpin sword that could directly prove Guhan's identity could obviously appear in the outside world. Guhan had directly hidden it in the scabbard for a month. This little fellow who liked to jump around almost fainted from suffocation.
"Why are you running!
Put on some clothes for me first! "
Guhan grabbed Qingpin's naked butt and took out a set of children's underwear and crocodile clothes from the dimensional pocket for Qingpin to wear. This cute little thing that Guhan was most familiar with had officially returned to Guhan's side.
"By the way, what about Mom and Dad?"
Guhan, who had also changed into a new set of clothes, carried Qingpin, the little crocodile out of the bathroom. In the end, Qingpin found that her cheap parents were still lying on the ground unconscious. She asked Guhan with some distress.
"Forget it, don't care about them. They are just an illusion. When we leave this illusion, everything here probably doesn't exist anymore!" Guhan said faintly. Then, she directly carried Qingpin and left her temporary home.
In fact, according to Guhan's original idea, killing this couple was the simplest way. However, thinking that Qingpin still called them Mom and Dad, it was estimated that her subconscious had not fully recovered. Killing them might leave a bad memory for Qingpin. So, after hesitating for a while, Guhan decided to let them live.
When Guhan left with Qingpin a few hours later, the sun rose to a place in the sky. Only then did the couple wake up from their coma. When they saw their missing daughter and the bathroom with obvious signs of use, the couple first hugged each other and cried bitterly for a while. Then, they immediately called the police for help.
As a result, in the afternoon of the same day, a piece of news, "A perverted man with monstrous lust broke into the house and stole their young daughter. The parents were so sad that they wanted to cry but had no tears." It began to spread on WeChat Moments and Weibo. It was just that the parents did not have a photo of Guhan. They could only post a photo of their daughter.
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"Qingpin, do you have money on you?"
When Guhan left with Qingpin, it was around six in the morning. At this time, there were still very few people on the street. However, all kinds of breakfast stalls had already been set up. Qingpin immediately began to shout, clamoring to eat street breakfast.
In fact, Guhan had prepared a lot of food in his dimensional pocket. However, those were all food from the real world … Because of the shortage of ingredients, the food in the real world was actually very monotonous. There was a world of difference between the standard of cooking and that before the apocalypse.
For example, before the apocalypse, buns and youtiao could be seen everywhere, but in reality, they were a kind of legend that had never been heard of. If he had not entered this dreamland, Guhan would not have known that there were such things as buns and youtiao in this world.
After smelling the fragrance of the street breakfast stalls, Qingpin was not even interested in Guhan's braised pork. He insisted on eating buns and youtiao by the street.
Qingpin was very noisy. Guhan had no choice but to find a breakfast stall and sit down. He ordered a lot of buns and youtiao for Qingpin. He smiled bitterly as he watched the foodie Qingpin wolfing down the food in front of him.
"Young man!
Control your sister. You shouldn't eat like this. It's not good for a child's stomach! "
In the blink of an eye, Qingpin had already drunk two bowls of soy milk, eaten twenty youtiao, and ten meat buns.
The owner of the breakfast stall was shocked. He took the initiative to run over to persuade Guhan.
"It's okay!
Children are still growing. It doesn't matter if they eat a little more! "
Guhan answered vaguely. He could not tell the owner that Qingpin was not a real human, but a swordmistress waiting for a human's skin!
"Excuse me, it's a total of 180 yuan!"
When Qingpin finally put down the bowl in his hand in satisfaction, the owner fearfully looked at Qingpin's little belly in the crocodile suit. After making sure that the belly was not bulging as if it was pregnant, he ran over to settle the bill with Guhan.
"Okay!
Keep the change! "Guhan directly threw two 100 yuan bills into the owner's hand.
"Thank you!
Thank you! "
The owner first thanked him profusely. However, when he looked down, his face became as black as charcoal. He grabbed the sleeve of Guhan, who was about to leave, and said angrily, "Young man, you can't be like this.
Even if you want to be a scammer, you should at least give me a decent fake bill. I want to take out your sister's toy bill to play tricks on people! "
Looking at the owner's hand with the 100 yuan bills of the six most outstanding Emperor Sword wielders in human history, including Kenzu, Zhe Tian Jiandi, Guhan realized that he might have overlooked an extremely important issue.
Of course, the bills of this era could not be exactly the same as the bills of 1000 years later. At the very least, humans in this era would not print Kenzu's head on the bills. This was because Kenzu was still an underage child.
"I'm sorry, I took the wrong note when I went out. My sister is not sensible and used her own toy bill to replace my bill. That's why I made the mistake.
Let me go first, I'll go home and get the money for you! "Guhan had an idea and said calmly to the owner.
Perhaps because Guhan's expression was too calm and normal, and it was very unreasonable to use such an obvious fake bill, the owner naturally believed Guhan's words.
However, the owner said, "Why is it so troublesome to go home?
Don't you have WeChat on your phone?
Can't you just use WeChat transfer? "
"What's WeChat?"
"What's WeChat transfer?"
Guhan thought about these two new terms in distress, but he did not show any confusion on his face. He just said calmly, "I left my WeChat at home. I didn't bring it with me."
Although he felt that the grammar of the sentence "WeChat was left at home" was a little confusing, the boss naturally thought that Gu Han had left his phone at home. He said helplessly, "These days, it's common to see people going out without their keys, but this is the first time I've seen someone going out without their phone.
Okay, you go home and get the money, but your sister has to stay here with me for the time being. Don't worry, I've opened a breakfast stall here for more than ten years. Everyone here knows me, I'm not a bad person! "
"Okay!"
Guhan nodded. In desperation, he was ready to go directly to Qingpin's house to see if he could find some money at home. Suddenly, a voice rang in the ears of Guhan and the owner. "There's no need to go through so much trouble. I'll pay for this little sister's meal!"
This voice was so familiar that when Guhan turned around, he saw a girl smiling like a lily appear beside him.
"Starting point!" Guhan said softly.