"You know me?
Have we met before? "Qidian paid for Guhan's breakfast with Wechat and asked Guhan curiously.
"We were neighbors when we were young. Don't you remember me?" Guhan made up a story, but it was not a casual story. It was deliberate.
Because in this way, Guhan could continue to chat with Qidian as a neighbor.
"No way?
I lived in the forest since I was young. I know everyone there. I never remember having a neighbor like you! "Qidian said strangely.
"Forest?"
Guhan looked up and found a pure black super luxury car parked on the street behind Qidian. Thinking about how Qidian paid for his meal without blinking, Guhan quickly judged that Qidian should be a rich kid, and the forest was probably the name of a high-end residential area.
"When we were very young, about two or three years old, my family was in decline, and the house in the forest was sold. It's normal that you don't remember me!" Guhan sighed and said with infinite sadness.
"I'm sorry!"
Qidian smiled awkwardly and waved to Guhan. "It's getting late. I have to go to school. Let's talk when we meet again!"
After that, Qidian trotted to his luxury car. The car turned a corner and disappeared from Guhan's sight.
"Young man, you're lucky. You actually met the missy of the Shunfeng Group today. She paid for your breakfast!
Hurry up and take your sister home. Remember to bring your phone next time. Don't be so muddle-headed! "The boss began to educate Guhan.
"Boss, do you know this missy?" Guhan asked curiously.
"Of course. The missy of the Shunfeng Group is very famous in this area. She also goes to Shanghai University. Basically, everyone in this area knows her."
"I heard that when I was a child, I went to a master to read my fortune. He said that when I was 18 years old, I would face a bloody disaster. I need to do three good deeds every day and persist for more than 15 years to resolve this bloody disaster.
That's why this young lady appears around us every day and helps others just like she helped you. There's almost no one in this area who doesn't know her! "
The boss said and suddenly frowned, "Strange, since you know Miss Qidian and are her neighbor, why would you ask me about this?"
The boss didn't get an answer to his question because when he looked up, Guhan and Qing Pin had disappeared without a trace.
"Guhan, where are we going? Are we going to the University of Monster Science and Technology to wake up Big Sister?" Qingpin asked Guhan curiously on a commercial street.
"Don't worry. Didn't you realize that it's hard to move an inch in this world without money?" Guhan knocked on Qingpin's head. "Let's find a way to find money first!"
"Oh!
But where are we going to find money? I seem to remember that there's something called a lottery in this world that can earn millions of yuan overnight! "Qingpin said as she tried hard to recall her memory of this world.
"There's no such thing as a lottery in this world that can win a prize!" Guhan curled his lips and said.
"Then let's work to earn money?
Foxconn is hiring, we can earn 3,500 yuan a month! "Qingpin said as she pointed to a small Foxconn recruitment advertisement on a nearby electric pole.
"There's only seven days left before the apocalypse. By then, we won't even get our first week's salary." Guhan knocked on Qingpin's head hard.
"Then we'll be like that grandpa, lying on the ground and earning money without looking at anything!"
Qingpin saw an old man with tattered clothes kneeling on the ground and begging not far away. At that moment, a young man took out ten yuan from his wallet and threw it into the old man's hand. He immediately said as if he had found a treasure, "It's fast and easy to earn money this way!"
"Little fool, why do you always think of normal ways to earn money?"
Guhan smiled helplessly and said, "Why can't you think of some abnormal ways to earn money?"
Just as they were talking.
Guhan pointed to two men at the bus stop in front. One of them was using his body to block the view of others, while the other man was sneakily putting his hand into the bag of a fashionable lady who was squeezing into the bus.
"How fast can we earn money that way?" Guhan said with a smile.
…
"Wow!
This woman is quite rich, at least a few thousand yuan! "In an alley, two thieves were happily counting the day's harvest after they had succeeded.
"Eh, looks like Qingpin's harvest today is not bad. We can earn a few thousand yuan to feed Guhan!"
Another cheerful voice sounded in the ears of the two thieves. The two thieves immediately raised their heads in alarm and saw a little loli wearing a crocodile costume appearing in front of them.
"Phew!"
The two thieves let out a sigh of relief at first. They thought that an undercover police officer had appeared. When they realized that their target was a cute little loli, an evil thought naturally emerged in their minds.
"Little girl!
Uncle will take you to eat lollipops, okay? "One of the thieves said with a fake smile.
"Yes!
It's a milk-filled lollipop that can spit out milk! "The other thief's face was no longer a fake smile, but a lecherous smile.
"What's a milk-filled lollipop?
Is it really delicious?
Is it as delicious as Guhan's braised pork? "Qingpin tilted her head and asked.
"Of course it's ten thousand times better than braised pork!"
The two thieves laughed even more happily. "Our lollipops are natural, pollution-free, fresh, and unprocessed organic food!"
"Forget it, Guhan said that we can't eat lollipops from strangers. You guys should just give the money to Qingpin and let Qingpin buy braised pork!" Qingpin said with her eyes wide open.
"Little girl, it's not up to you!"
The two thieves could no longer resist the temptation of the little loli. They wanted to hug Qingpin in their arms.
However, they only saw a flash of silver light in front of their eyes, followed by blood-red water droplets splashing on their pupils. Finally, they felt their palms become lighter. When they looked down, they saw that their right hand only had four fingers left. Blood-red blood gushed out like a fountain from where their index fingers used to be. The scene looked extremely beautiful.
Meanwhile, the little girl was holding a long sword that was as tall as her. She looked at her palm that was like a fountain with a smile on her face. The scene looked extremely terrifying.
"Ah!
Help!
Help! "
At this moment, the two thieves were not arrogant at all. They scrambled to escape the alley.
"Don't you want your fingers?"
The two thieves didn't run for a few steps before they were stopped by a man. This time, the man pointed to the two severed fingers on the ground and said, "I heard that although the medicine of this era can't regenerate severed fingers, the ability to reconnect severed fingers is still there. If you take your fingers to the hospital, maybe you can reconnect them!"
"…" The two thieves looked at each other, bent down, and rushed to the severed fingers on the ground. As a result, when they were less than a meter away from the target, they were kicked heavily in the chest and flew a few meters away.
"Well, I don't want to talk nonsense with you two. Hand over all your money!"
Guhan said coldly. "By the way, use your good hand to take the money. I don't want to use a blood-stained note!"
"Yes!
Yes! "
The two thieves knew that they had met a martial arts master, so they didn't dare to say anything else. They handed over all their gains today to Guhan in fear and trepidation. Guhan took a look and found that the money added up was estimated to be less than seven thousand yuan.
"That's too little!" Gu Han said indifferently, "Are these two fingers of yours only worth seven thousand yuan?
To tell you the truth, seven thousand yuan can only buy two fingernails at most. Give me one million yuan, and you can take these two fingers back. "
"Sir!
This sir!
Please let us go!
We are just two small shrimps. Even if we sell them, we won't be able to get a million yuan! "
Hearing Guhan say so, the two thieves suddenly knelt down, while covering their bleeding fingers and begging in pain.
"Oh, then let's change the way!"
Guhan smiled. "You two tell me, is there a bad guy with a net worth of more than ten million yuan nearby who is exactly the same as you?"
"You want to cheat us!" The two thieves exclaimed.
…
"Boss, I've tricked two more fools. They really think that I'm a Hong Kong lady who can't give birth to a child!"
A bald man with a fierce face said to a man with a dignified face and murderous aura next to him.
"Very good!
Let Teacher Wang give them a lesson and squeeze all the money out of them! "
The boss said viciously. This was a MLM organization lurking in the residential area. They relied on relatives to deceive relatives and fools to deceive fools. They had already locked up hundreds of people in these residential areas, and their net worth had reached more than ten million yuan.
"Boss, I also got something. I caught a guy who was poking his head around nearby." At this time, another fierce short-haired man came in.
"A guy who was poking his head around?
Could it be a cop? "The boss said vigilantly.
"It shouldn't be. This guy is very young. He looks about 18 years old. How can there be such a young cop?" The short-haired man said as he pushed a young man in.
Seeing that this person was indeed very young, the boss immediately felt relieved. Nowadays, all the cops had to graduate from the police academy. Most of the people who came out to investigate were already in their twenties. Indeed, there were no such young cops anymore.
"Young man, do you know about Amway?" Seeing this young man, the boss suddenly became interested.
Ever since the organization expanded, he had been hiding behind the scenes and beating people up. He had never attended a frontline class.
However, seeing this young man, the boss inexplicably had a little interest and decided to personally Amway this young man.
"I don't know!"
The young man shook his head sincerely. What he said was the truth. There was no Amway after 1000 years!
"Then let me tell you, Amway is the world's best nutrition product, the best cosmetics, and the best merchandise. As long as you eat one Amway, a long life won't be a dream. As long as you sell a box of Amway, you'll be able to achieve meteoric success. It'll be easy for you to reach the peak of your life!" The boss was so enthusiastic that the scar on his forehead started to contort.
"Look at me!
Look at this gold chain of mine! "
The boss grabbed the gold chain hanging on his neck. Good lord, this gold chain was at least as thick as a finger. The price of this chain was estimated to have exceeded 100,000 yuan.
"This is what I earned from selling ten boxes of Amway. As long as you also sell ten boxes of Amway, you can wear a gold chain as thick as mine!" The boss directly hooked his arm around Guhan's shoulder and tempted Guhan.
"How much is this Amway?" Guhan asked curiously.
"It's simple!"
Seeing that Guhan took the bait so easily, the boss sighed and continued to introduce enthusiastically, "First, spend 18888 to buy a box of Amway from me. Then, you can become our second-level agent. In the future, if anyone buys Amway directly from you, you can take a 30% commission.
As for those who have bought Amway from you, they will become your second-level agents. My third-level agents can also help you sell Amway. You can also take 10% of the Amway they sell as your agency fee … In this way, for every additional level of agent, you can earn a layer of agency fee. If this goes on, you will soon reach the pinnacle of your life and wear this golden chain like me! "
"One is never too old to learn.
The ancients actually invented such a way to make money. It's really amazing! "Guhan sighed in his heart.
In reality, MLM had been completely eradicated. No one, including Guhan, knew what MLM was.
If it wasn't for this illusion, Guhan would never have thought of such a way to make money!
"How about it?
Join us and do it together! "After the boss finished talking a lot of nonsense, he patted his cold chest and said loudly.
"But, this is still too slow!" Guhan frowned and said with some regret.
"This is already very fast. It's much better than your dead salary!
If you want to be fast, hurry up and call your relatives and friends. As long as they pay for Amway, boss, I will immediately give you the commission! "
The boss looked at this young man in surprise. He suddenly realized that this young man might be greedier than he thought.
"No!
This is still too slow. I have a faster way! "Guhan squinted and said.
"What way?" The boss asked instinctively.
"For example!"
As soon as Guhan's voice fell, the boss felt a pain in his neck. When he reacted, the gold necklace hanging on his neck was already on Guhan's neck.
And the other party looked at him with a smile, "You see, this is much faster!"
"Damn it!
You're trying to cheat me on me!
Go and let this stinking brat know the rules! "
The boss then realized that he was played by Guhan. He said to the other thugs in the room. Those thugs immediately surrounded him.
There were more than a dozen of these thugs. Each of them looked fierce and had scary tattoos on their bodies. If an ordinary person saw them, they would definitely be scared to the point of peeing their pants.
"Sigh, there's no sense of accomplishment in bullying you guys. It's more comfortable to beat up Yuan Kou!"
Guhan put his hand into his clothes. Then, under the boss's gaze, he took out a long sword that was about one meter long.
This made the boss couldn't help but look at Lou Lou's eyes to see if there was something wrong with his eyes.
"Be careful when you make your move. I'm going to kill this brat. I'm going to teach him how to be a man!"
The boss said while rubbing his eyes. But when he finished rubbing his eyes, he found that the whole world had become different. His thugs, who were fierce just now, had all fallen to the ground and were wailing in pain. If you looked carefully, you could see that there was a long and deep blood mark on the tendon behind their ankles. This blood mark was cut so perfectly that not a single drop of blood flowed out.
"Well, hand over all your money!" Guhan looked at the boss with a smile and said, "I said, I like the way to make money quickly!"