Upon hearing this, Yu Hui-fei couldn't help but laugh. He had a strange look on his face … This fellow's thinking is starting to go astray.
Liu Xin looked at Yu Hui-fei's strange expression and seemed to realize something. She turned her head away and refused to look at Yu Hui-fei.
After seeing the scenery, it was almost time. Yu Hui-fei brought Liu Xin home.
When they reached home, it was already past ten in the morning.
Before entering, Yu Hui-fei got Big Huang to pull the sled home.
On the way home, he bumped into Old Sun.
Old Sun snorted and said, "Yu Hui-fei, you're really something!
You said that you're returning the sled to me, but it's just a temporary sled storage, right?
That dog ran away just because you barked …
Why?
I stored the sled for you, but I still have to help you raise the dog, right? "
Yu Hui-fei's face turned red …
Then, Old Sun said, "Later, bring Big Huang and the sled to your house. I get angry just looking at you!"
With that said, Old Sun left angrily.
However, Yu Hui-fei knew that Old Sun wasn't really angry. He was just trying to think of a way to give him the sled and the dog.
Yu Hui-fei shouted, "Old Master, don't come with the dog. I can't afford to raise it.
Why don't you raise it for a while? "
"Get lost!" Old Sun cursed, but he didn't say anything about the dog in the end.
Clearly, although he wanted to give it away, his attitude wasn't firm. He still couldn't bear to part with his precious dog.
Yu Hui-fei smiled.
Liu Xin smiled as well. She liked this village very much.
This was because she realized that although the people in this village had their own schemes, the old people were especially fun … Everyone had their own stories.
They had their own tempers …
But everyone cared about each other so much.
It was as if the entire village was their home …
This was something she had never experienced in the big city or even in school.
At this moment, Liu Xin said, "By the way, I ordered some frozen pears from Auntie He. I haven't gotten them yet.
I'll go get it now … "
Yu Hui-fei nodded and said, "Alright, go ahead."
Seeing that Liu Xin had left, Yu Huifei broke into a run and rushed straight home!
What he was most worried about now was that the two dueling fellows hadn't finished quarreling yet.
Pushing open the door, he saw Cui Jue practicing calligraphy on a larger bluestone.
Yu Hui-fei asked curiously, "You changed the stone?"
After saying that, Yu Hui-fei remembered that the little baldy had smashed the piece on White Wuchang's head yesterday …
Yu Hui-fei pointed to the backyard. Cui Jue smiled and said, "Go take a look."
Yu Hui-fei nodded …
When he pushed the door open, he saw a little baldy sitting there. His eyes were lifeless, as if he was about to collapse.
By the side, Black, White Wuchang, and Bull's Head Ma Mian were all there. They surrounded him from all directions.
Upon seeing Yu Hui-fei return, White Wuchang said, "Xiao Yu, you are finally back."
Yu Hui-fei said, "What … What's going on?"
White Wuchang chuckled …
Yu Hui-fei asked, "Where's Brother Lang?"
White Wuchang said, "He went to sleep after the alcohol wore off."
"What … happened to him?" Yu Hui-fei pressed.
White Wuchang continued to giggle foolishly …
Yu Hui-fei turned to ask Hei Wuchang.
Hei Wuchang chuckled and said, "What else can it be?
This kid has been scolded into a retard … He still hasn't recovered from the blow. "
Yu Hui-fei was rendered speechless. Was Niu Lang's combat strength that terrifying?
He actually shut down Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva after being scolded?
Bull's Head smiled and said, "To be honest, that brother of ours is really awesome after drinking!"
Yu Hui-fei glanced sideways at Bull's Head's crotch. This fellow directly kicked Yu Hui-fei. "This is Bull's Head's big bird!
It's not like what you think … "
Yu Hui-fei did not mind. He patted the dust off his butt and asked Ma Mian, "No, can any of you retell it to me in detail?
I've missed a good show … "
Ma Mian shook his head and said, "I really can't retell it. Anyway, only Niu Lang can say those words.
And they come out one set after another … "
Yu Hui-fei looked at Black and White Wuchang. Both of them shook their heads.
They indicated that they could not explain it clearly either.
What could Yu Hui-fei say?
He could only sigh and come in front of Little Baldy. He asked, "Hey, how was it?
Are you convinced?
If not, let's have a second round? "
When Little Baldy heard this, he quickly shook his head and said, "No more, no more. That guy is simply not human!"
Yu Hui-fei laughed …
Seeing that Little Baldy was still in a daze, Yu Hui-fei pulled Bull's Head to the side and asked, "What the hell is he?
Is he really the incarnation of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?
Is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva such a noob? "
Bull's Head said, "He should be the incarnation of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva …
By the way, have you heard of the Three Corpses Execution? "
Yu Hui-fei nodded. "I've read about it in novels. It's said that he cuts off his own body and that's it …"
Bull's Head quickly shut up Yu Hui-fei and said, "It's fine as long as you understand the general meaning. Anyway, he is the incarnation of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's evil thoughts.
All the evil thoughts of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva before he was six or seven years old are on him. However, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is a Bodhisattva after all. No matter how evil he is, there is a limit.
Let's take the scolding as an example. This guy is the number one expert on Buddha Mountain.
But to be honest, no matter how he scolded, it was all repetitive words.
It's nothing new …
Compared to a cowherd, he's just asking for a scolding. "
Yu Hui-fei was puzzled. "Why is this cowherd so good at scolding?"
Bull's Head shook his head. "I'm not particularly familiar with him."
Hei Wuchang popped his head out and said, "Think about it yourself. This guy has been a farmer for 800 years and has been in the village for 800 years.
In 800 years, a small village has become a small city!
There are so many women who curse on the streets!
Even if he doesn't put in the effort to learn, he will still be an expert at scolding, alright? "
Yu Hui-fei thought about it and felt that it made sense!
Then, Yu Hui-fei silently remembered this in his heart. Don't ever scold a cowherd!
Otherwise, you will be scolded to death …
At this moment, Liu Xin returned. Yu Hui-fei went to the front yard.
Liu Xin bought a bag of frozen pears and waved her hand. "Try some?"
Yu Hui-fei nodded.
Liu Xin immediately went to find cold water and threw the frozen pears in.
All that was left was for them to defrost naturally.
However, the two of them were bored out of their minds. They squatted in the kitchen and watched the frozen pears rise and fall in the water …
Then, the cold water became colder and colder until it began to freeze.
In the end, a few frozen pears froze the basin of water into huge chunks of ice.
Yu Hui-fei reached out and crushed a piece of ice. He touched the frozen pear. "It's soft now. It's edible."
Then, Yu Hui-fei turned the entire basin over.
It was a huge chunk of ice. There was no water at all.
Yu Hui-fei used a kitchen knife to shatter the chunk of ice. The frozen pears inside fell out one by one.
They were already very soft …
After washing them with water, Yu Hui-fei took out one and handed it to Liu Xin.
Liu Xin said, "I heard that you have to take a small bite first, right?"
Yu Hui-fei shook his head. "Who did you hear that nonsense from?
You have to take a big bite!
It's especially refreshing when you take a big bite! "
Liu Xin looked suspiciously at Yu Hui-fei and asked, "Really?"
Yu Hui-fei patted his chest and said, "Of course!
Don't worry. Take a big bite! "
Liu Xin really opened her mouth and took a bite …
Then …
Pfft …
The water in the frozen pear instantly burst out, spraying all over Liu Xin's face and clothes …
His hands were sticky too …
Liu Xin widened her eyes and looked angrily at Yu Hui-fei. "Is this what you mean by taking a big bite?"
In the end, she saw Yu Hui-fei take a small bite of the frozen pear and suck the juice out. He was winking at her!
"Yu Huifei!" Liu Xin screamed.
The next moment, Yu Hui-fei was pushed to the ground by Liu Xin. Then, she punched him …
At this moment, the door opened.
Hei Wuchang twitched his nose and said, "There's food?"
Then, he saw Liu Xin riding on Yu Hui-fei's lap, dancing with joy.
Hei Wuchang's expression instantly froze. His eyes widened like bronze bells … After being stunned for a moment, he chuckled. His expression was even more sly than Yu Hui-fei's!
Hei Wuchang scratched his head and said, "Aiyah … Sorry to disturb you.
Please continue … "
With that said, the darn fellow turned to leave.
When Yu Hui-fei and Liu Xin saw this, they hurriedly shouted, "Don't go. You misunderstood!"
Hei Wuchang turned his head and gave them a knowing look. He chuckled and said, "There's no need to say so much … Remember, your future baby must be my godson.
I'm reserving him … "
"Yo, my ass!"
Yu Hui-fei picked up a piece of wood and threw it at him!
But it hit the door …
Outside the door, Hei Wuchang's angry voice could be heard. "Aiyah … He's angry from embarrassment."
Then, they heard Hei Wuchang shout, "Everyone, get ready. In ten months, we will be godfathers!"
When Yu Hui-fei and Liu Xin heard that, they were rendered speechless!
They wished they could go out and hammer him to death!
But the next moment, the door opened again. Hei Wuchang glanced at them and grinned. "It's not over yet?
You're quite persistent … "
"Scram!" Yu Hui-fei threw the firewood beside him again.
Hei Wuchang hurriedly ran off, shouting as he ran. "Xiao Yu is angry from embarrassment …"
Liu Xin hurriedly stood up from Yu Hui-fei's body and glared at Yu Hui-fei before running off.
Yu Hui-fei felt wronged. It was clearly that lass who pushed him down. Why did it seem like he had done something shameful?
MMP！
When Yu Hui-fei came out of the kitchen, he saw Cui Jue and Hei Wuchang laughing at him.
Yu Hui-fei couldn't be bothered to explain. He went to the backyard.
He saw Bull's Head Ma Mian and White Wuchang standing there laughing at him.
Yu Hui-fei grinned. He picked up a rag and a bucket and turned to head to the cemetery. It was the only place that was peaceful at the moment.
In the end, Yu Hui-fei's pocket heated up again.
Yu Hui-fei couldn't help but curse. "F * * k, more people?
Do you really think I can fit so many people here? "
When he took out the token, he saw a line of words on it. "You have a child?
I want to reserve the position of godfather! "
Yu Hui-fei replied, "Alright, my son will be your godfather!"
"…"
After stuffing the token into his trouser pocket, Yu Hui-fei began cleaning the cemetery.
As usual, he entered the cemetery and started working. Yu Hui-fei's heart quickly calmed down.