When he returned, Liu Xin had already calmed down. She was hammering with a metal sheet in one hand and a small hammer in the other.
Cui Jue squatted by the side and watched, asking a few questions from time to time.
Liu Xin explained. Cui Jue nodded slightly and said, "Is that so … That's quite simple."
Yu Hui-fei shook his head and didn't meet Liu Xin to avoid awkwardness.
When he went to the backyard, Little Baldy disappeared.
Yu Hui-fei was immediately alarmed. Although Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's evil thoughts were limited, that Little Baldy was really ruthless!
Furthermore, he was a little shrewd. If he really ran out and didn't return for a few days, Yu Hui-fei would most likely be accused of failing to supervise him.
Yu Hui-fei hurriedly asked White Wuchang, who was in the yard, "Where's Little Baldy?"
"He's sleeping upstairs," said White Wuchang.
Yu Hui-fei immediately heaved a sigh of relief, but he immediately realized something.
Upstairs?
Is there a room upstairs for him to sleep?
Yu Hui-fei almost hugged a dog to sleep!
When he went up, he saw a little baldy lying on the bed, snoring loudly.
Yu Hui-fei felt helpless. He wanted to chase Little Baldy away.
But on second thought, chase him away?
Where could he stay?
Could he stay in the guest room?
How could he earn money?
Hence, Yu Hui-fei tolerated it …
For the time being, let's leave it at that.
When he went downstairs, Yu Hui-fei saw Ma Mian sitting there in a daze.
When Ma Mian saw Yu Hui-fei come down, he grinned and said with a smile, "Xiao Yu, I thought of a brilliant solution. It can solve our current housing shortage problem!"
When Yu Hui-fei heard that, his eyes lit up. He thought to himself, "Has this silly fellow been enlightened?"
"What's the solution?" asked Yu Hui-fei.
Ma Mian said, "It's very simple. Didn't you and Liu Xin make babies?
Can't the two of you just move together?
Hey hey … Xiao Yu, where are you going? "
"Get lost, don't bother me!"
Yu Hui-fei rubbed his eyebrows and left. He should have believed that Ma Mian could come up with a decent solution.
In the afternoon, the little baldy finally woke up.
Yu Hui-fei looked at the little baldy, and the little baldy looked back at Yu Hui-fei.
"Little baldy …" Yu Hui-fei said.
Little Baldy glared at Yu Hui-fei. "I have a name. Don't call me Little Baldy!"
Yu Hui-fei touched his head and said, "Aren't you quite bald?"
Little Baldy snorted. "You're not allowed to call me that, or else I'll make trouble for you!"
Yu Hui-fei smiled and said, "Then … I'll go buy a few more bottles of wine?"
When Little Baldy heard the word wine, his entire body trembled. He hurriedly shook his head. "Don't, don't. Let's talk nicely. Don't drink, okay?"
Yu Hui-fei was amused. The evil thoughts of the great Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva were actually frightened by a bottle of wine.
However, this was also good. Yu Hui-fei was really afraid that this little baldy was not afraid of anything.
Yu Hui-fei asked, "What's your real name?"
Little Baldy puffed out his chest and said, "My name is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva!
Liu Chenxiang's real body is fine too! "
Yu Hui-fei directly rolled his eyes at him. "Come on … Your real body is underground.
I think you should call me Little Baldy. It sounds nice and easy to remember. "
Little Baldy glared at him and said, "Do you believe that I won't go out and call you child abduction and child labor?"
Yu Hui-fei said, "It doesn't matter. Then I won't have to support you anymore.
When they're in a bad mood and drink, they'll look for you to chat.
Just don't come and bother me … "
Little Baldy was helpless. "Other than using this move to threaten me, can you be a little more promising?"
Yu Hui-fei shook his head decisively. "No!"
Little Baldy was completely helpless.
In fact, if Little Baldy really wanted to fight to the death, it was not impossible.
However, his methods all had the problem of a percentage of feasibility. They might not be 100% successful.
But if Yu Hui-fei wanted to deal with him, it would definitely be 100% successful!
A few bottles of wine …
Therefore, Little Baldy thought about it and decided to be honest. "Little Baldy is too unpleasant to hear. Change to a nicer one."
Yu Hui-fei nodded and said, "That's true … then give me a nicer name."
Little Baldy thought for a moment and said, "If I say my name is Liu Chenxiang, it will definitely be troublesome.
I'll be called Liu Ksitigarbha. "
Although the word Ksitigarbha was troublesome, after adding a surname, it was actually not troublesome.
Yu Hui-fei nodded and said, "Okay … now you have a name.
In the future, tell others that you are my little nephew … "
When Liu Ksitigarbha heard this, he said angrily, "Are you taking advantage of me?"
Yu Hui-fei stood up and measured Liu Ksitigarbha's head with his hand. Then he moved it to the base of his thigh and asked, "What do you think you can treat me with this height difference?"
"Be your uncle … I have a higher seniority!" Liu Ksitigarbha raised his head.
Yu Hui-fei raised his hand and gave him a blow!
Slap!
Liu Ksitigarbha rubbed his head and said angrily, "How can you hit me?
I am the evil thought of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva after all … The so-called three corpses, I am his corpse, and he is my corpse …
Even if I haven't been completely severed, just his evil thought before he was seven years old is still Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
According to seniority and age, I, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, can be your ancestor, okay?
Besides, I am just your uncle … "
Although this was the reason, Yu Hui-fei still did not agree. The reason was very simple. It was troublesome to explain to outsiders.
Yu Hui-fei hated trouble …
Therefore, after the two bargained, in the end, Yu Hui-fei had another little cousin.
A seven-year-old cousin …
A bald-headed monk …
He had become a monk in the mountains since he was young. Now, he had come to see him.
Then, Yu Hui-fei left through the back door with Ksitigarbha. He stood at the door and shouted, "Look after the house. I'll go fetch my little cousin over!"
Then, Yu Hui-fei ran away …
He called for Rhubarb and rode out on a sled.
After dark, he brought Ksitigarbha back to the village. Then, he deliberately circled the village.
Upon seeing this scene, Ksitigarbha frowned and said, "What are you doing?"
Yu Hui-fei said, "Nothing much. In order to make you more suitable for your current identity, I have to help you find some props."
"Props?
What props? "Ksitigarbha asked.
The next moment, Yu Hui-fei came out of Auntie He's house. As he walked, he thanked her. "Thank you, Auntie. I'm really sorry.
This cousin of mine doesn't like to study. He threw away everything he was studying on the way … If it weren't for the fact that you have the same winter vacation homework, I wouldn't know how to report to him.
Don't worry, I guarantee that he won't ruin this homework. When he copies down all the questions in the homework book, he'll return it to you. "
Auntie He was taken aback. "Copy it down?
Aiya … That's quite a lot of work. "
Yu Hui-fei said, "It's fine. He's just a child. As long as he doesn't tire himself to death."
By the side, Ksitigarbha's face darkened. He stared at the textbook and ground his teeth!
If he wasn't afraid that Yu Hui-fei would teach him a lesson, he would probably have gone berserk …
At this moment, Yu Hui-fei turned around and patted his bald head. "Aren't you going to thank Auntie He?"
Ksitigarbha's face darkened as he gritted his teeth and looked at Yu Hui-fei.
Yu Hui-fei said, "Why don't we make some good dishes tonight and have a drink to celebrate?"
Ksitigarbha immediately bowed to Auntie He and said, "Thank you …"
Auntie He happily stroked the little baldy's bald head and said with a beaming smile, "Look at this child. He looks so … respectable!"
Yu Hui-fei said, "That's right. Don't you know whose relative he is?"
Auntie He looked at Yu Hui-fei earnestly and said, "We're all from the same family. Why do you look like that?
Why do you look ugly? "
When Yu Hui-fei heard that, his face darkened. "Go on with your work. I'll be leaving first."
Then, Yu Hui-fei left with Ksitigarbha. Ksitigarbha chuckled and said, "I'm going to take a break from Auntie Hana."
Yu Hui-fei rolled his eyes at him and said, "Who did you learn your northeastern dialect from?"
Ksitigarbha rolled his eyes at him and said, "Is there a need to learn?
You guys are full of smelly smells … "
Yu Hui-fei was speechless.
Just like that, the people in the village thought that Yu Hui-fei had gone out to fetch Ksitigarbha, and that Ksitigarbha had not appeared out of thin air.
He pushed open the door.
Yu Hui-fei heard Liu Xin scream, "You can't do this!
There's not a single piece of meat left! "
Then, Yu Hui-fei saw Black and White Wuchang run into the backyard with a small basin.
Yu Hui-fei scratched his head and mumbled, "What's going on?"
At this moment, Liu Xin chased after them. When she saw Yu Hui-fei, she was stunned.
It was not because she saw Yu Hui-fei that she was stunned, but because she saw the fair-skinned little monk beside Yu Hui-fei!
Sure enough, girls liked cute things.
Although this little baldy was a bastard in his true nature, when he wasn't causing a ruckus, even Yu Huifei had to admit that he was a really, really … cute and beautiful child, just like a porcelain doll.
He even doubted how there could be such a beautiful little boy in this world!
At the same time, Yu Hui-fei also pondered in a mischievous manner. If he were to wear fake long hair or something, he would probably instantly turn into a little loli, right?
Furthermore, he would be extremely cute and especially beautiful!
Even Yu Hui-fei lacked resistance, much less Liu Xin?
Liu Xin's eyes lit up as she said, "Wow … What a cute little guy!"
With that said, Liu Xin rushed over.
When Yu Hui-fei saw this, he subconsciously wanted to stop her.
Although the little baldy looked young, his age and memories were young, but …
After all, he was separated from a ten-thousand-year-old virgin. Yu Hui-fei would always subconsciously treat Ksitigarbha and Ksitigarbha as the same person.
The result was that no matter how good-looking this kid was, he was still a ten-thousand-year-old virgin!
To let his sister hug a ten-thousand-year-old virgin?
Yu Hui-fei wouldn't do that.
However, before Yu Hui-fei could take action, Ksitigarbha suddenly moved horizontally and hid behind Yu Hui-fei. This little guy usually had red lips and white teeth, but now, his lips were pale and his entire body was trembling …
Yu Hui-fei was dumbfounded. "What's wrong with you?"
Liu Xin also saw Ksitigarbha's strangeness and subconsciously stopped.
Ksitigarbha said, "I … I'm allergic to women. Stay away from me!"
Yu Hui-fei was speechless … Allergic to women?
Could this be the reason why Liu Chenxiang became a monk?
Ksitigarbha said, "Women are all beautiful skeletons, like ferocious tigers!
Not to be touched! "