The woman smiled coquettishly and said, "What a handsome brother … Ah!"
Cowherd rushed over and grabbed the woman's hair. He lifted her up and slapped her to the ground.
The scene was like the Hulk throwing Rocky. The slapping sounds made everyone's hair stand on end.
After more than ten slaps, Cowherd threw the woman to the side like a rag. Then, he clapped his hands and said, "Done!
If it doesn't work, I'll dig a hole and bury her. I'll help you eliminate any future troubles! "
At that moment, Yu Hui-fei was dumbfounded!
He knew that Cowherd did not have a good impression of women … But now, he understood that it wasn't that he did not have a good impression of women. This fellow probably did not have a woman in his eyes, right?
When he hit, he was even fiercer than when he hit a man!
Yu Hui-fei finally knew why the Queen Mother had drawn the Milky Way. It was probably because she was afraid that her daughter would be subjected to domestic violence.
Of course, it was just a joke …
Yu Hui-fei tiptoed and patted Cowherd's broad shoulders. "Brother Lang, thank you.
Without you, I really wouldn't know how to deal with this woman … She's too flirtatious. "
Cowherd said, "You're welcome." He went to the side to drink some water.
Yu Hui-fei squatted down and looked at the woman who had a bruised face. "Hey, can we have a proper chat now?"
The woman grunted and looked up. "I want to touch up my makeup."
After washing her face and hair, Yu Hui-fei found a set of clothes and threw it to the woman.
It was a shirt and trousers.
The woman's clothes were slightly loose. She had rolled up her sleeves to her forearms. It was unknown if she had done it on purpose or if she had forgotten to button her clothes. Anyway, the top two buttons were unbuttoned. That white mountain and dark ravine made people have the urge to look inside and see what was going on.
Yu Hui-fei could not stand it any longer. He pointed at the woman's buttons and said, "Button them up. No one here is interested in you. Behave yourself."
The woman curled her lips and looked at the crowd around her.
Black and White Wuchang sneered, "We've seen so many female ghosts in the Underworld that we want to vomit. We're not interested in you."
Bull's Head Ma Mian chuckled and said, "In the eighteen levels of hell, the female ghosts in the frying pan and the sea of fire are all naked. I've seen too many of them, and I don't feel anything."
The Howling Celestial Dog was sleeping soundly on the ground. It was obvious that it wasn't interested in a different species.
The way Ksitigarbha looked at her was as if he was looking at a snake or scorpion.
Cui Jue was unperturbed, and no joy could be seen on his face …
The cowherd rubbed his palms together, looking eager to have a go. He looked at her as if he was looking at a sandbag!
He stared at her until she shuddered.
Then, he looked at Yu Hui-fei. Although he was trying his best to suppress his desire, it was obvious that he was the only normal person among them.
The woman buttoned up her clothes and sat opposite Yu Hui-fei. She subconsciously twisted her body into an S shape, enchanting and charming …
Yu Hui-fei raised his eyebrows, "I don't care who you are. Since you're in my territory, you'd better restrain yourself for me.
Don't be so flirtatious. I don't welcome indecent women here. "
The woman pouted and said, "Lord Yu, you're making things difficult for me.
I was born like this. My every move is like this. "
Yu Hui-fei sneered, "That's fine. I'll get someone to help you keep a straight face.
Brother Lang! "
The cowherd's eyes lit up when he heard this!
When the woman saw this, she was so scared that she quickly sat up straight. Her face was solemn and cold, like a goddess sitting upright in the hall, dignified and inviolable!
Yu Hui-fei was immediately amused, "Heh … it seems that it's not impossible to restrain."
The woman was speechless. She really couldn't understand.
The man in front of her clearly had a stomach full of desire and was really interested in her body, but why did he desperately suppress it?
Furthermore, how could he suppress it?
Yu Hui-fei said, "Cut the crap. Tell me, who are you?"
The woman said, "I'm a goddess of Mount Olympus, the goddess of harvest, the goddess of beauty. My name is Aphrodite."
Yu Hui-fei was taken aback when he heard that. Then, he slammed the table and said, "Holy sh * t, no wonder you're so beautiful and so unrestrained!
So you're the goddess of beauty … "
Yu Hui-fei still had an impression of the goddess of beauty.
Of course, Yu Hui-fei had done some research on Olympian mythology … The reason why he did so was because he had seen Venus in university.
Curious as to what Venus was, he looked it up …
He didn't know if he didn't check, but he was dumbfounded when he did.
The chaos of the gods on Mount Olympus seriously challenged Yu Hui-fei's understanding of morality, ethics, and principles.
The messy relationships between the characters directly caused Yu Hui-fei to collapse.
If part of the small Japanese movies was too much, then on Mount Olympus, it was child's play.
The son slept with the mother, the father slept with the daughter-in-law, and the rape of the woman on Kami Street. It was a piece of cake to sneak into other people's houses when they were not at home. It was a common occurrence!
In fact, the entire Mount Olympus pantheon could be seen as a story of a son and a mother having sex and then producing a group of gods.
The goddess of beauty, Aphrodite, was also an awesome person. It was said that she was part of the Titan's body that fell into the sea and then turned into this woman in the waves.
Aphrodite was born with the appearance of an adult and was incomparably beautiful.
Later, she married Hephaestus, the god of fire and craftsmanship. However, the god of craftsmanship was lame and extremely ugly.
He was obsessed with blacksmithing every day, so naturally, he neglected his beautiful wife.
He was like the Olympian version of Wu Dalang …
As for Aphrodite, as a woman who jumped out of the waves, how could she not be unrestrained?
When her man couldn't satisfy her, she began to hook up with other men.
Of course, it was mostly other men who hooked up with her.
Anyway, she was a pile of dry firewood. She instantly branded Hephaestus' divinity with the mark of a green hat, helping him become the god of green hats.
She hooked up with Ares, the god of war, and had five children.
Then, she had children with Hermes.
Then, she gave birth to Aeneas with the hero Anchises.
Anyway, she had sex with people all the way and had children all the way …
Of course, this woman was not entirely to blame. After all, few of the gods on Mount Olympus were clean. Everyone had a messy relationship with each other.
Anyway, Yu Hui-fei still could not figure out what their system was.
However, Yu Hui-fei still had an impression of this woman who was known as Pan Jinlian of Olympus.
Therefore, as soon as she said her name, Yu Hui-fei instantly understood why she was so slutty.
Seeing that Yu Hui-fei was in a daze, Aphrodite thought that Yu Hui-fei did not hear her name clearly. She smiled and said, "The name Aphrodite means to come out of the water.
If you don't think it's good to call me that, I will follow the director's Oriental surname, Yu.
How about my full name is Yu Chushui? "
When Yu Hui-fei heard this, his forehead suddenly broke out in a cold sweat …
Yu Chushui …
Yu, Chushui …
These words were not a problem on their own, but why did he feel that these words were so slutty when used on this woman?
Then, Yu Hui-fei coughed and said, "Forget about this name, I will give you another one."
Aphrodite obviously understood that Yu Hui-fei was the boss here, and deliberately wanted to please him. She said with a smile, "Okay … The name given by Sir will definitely sound good."
Yu Hui-fei nodded and said, "Since your name means to come out of the water, you will be a hibiscus out of the water in our place."
Aphrodite obviously had some understanding of Oriental culture. When she heard this idiom, her eyes lit up, and she muttered, "Hibiscus … is not bad …"
Then, Yu Hui-fei said, "Since it is a hibiscus out of the water, then you will be called Yu Dachui!"
Pfft!
Cui Jue, who had been pretending to be deep in thought and playing with her pen, spat out the tea in her mouth. She glanced at Yu Hui-fei as if to say, "You really f * cking know how to give names!"
Aphrodite was also dumbfounded. What she could not figure out was the connection between Dachui and hibiscus out of the water.
Yu Hui-fei said, "Since everyone is silent, does that mean you agree?
Okay, that's it. From now on, you will be called Yu Dachui! "
Aphrodite immediately felt dizzy and thought to herself, What kind of person did I meet?
However, Aphrodite did not dare to refuse directly, because she noticed that Yu Hui-fei had been looking at the gigolo beside him with a sidelong glance. It seemed like he was going to let the gigolo go if there was a disagreement.
Thinking of how ruthless this man was and how he had almost disfigured her, Aphrodite could not help but feel sad.
Aphrodite could only endure the bitterness in her heart and said against her will: "This … is really a good name, haha …"
Yu Hui-fei said, "Of course. Don't you see who I am learning from every day?
I am learning from the Infernal Judge … Hey, Old Cui, where are you going? "
"I don't know you, don't call me that." Cui Jue waved his hand and left.
Yu Hui-fei was embarrassed …
"Dachui, why are you here?" Yu Hui-fei asked curiously.
Aphrodite, on the other hand, looked calm. "I was having sex with that coward Ares in the temple, and was caught by my lame husband."
Yu Hui-fei was speechless …
Sure enough, this woman was a slut.
At the same time, Yu Hui-fei thought that if the enemy poisoned this woman with some terrible infectious disease, the gods of Mount Olympus would probably go extinct in a few days.
Seeing the look in Yu Hui-fei's eyes, Aphrodite knew what Yu Hui-fei was thinking.
She curled her lips and was too lazy to explain.
Yu Hui-fei said, "Since you are here, I will not treat you badly.
Our backyard is full, so you can stay in the front … Also, from today onwards, you are the Ghost Inn's … "
Yu Hui-fei was speechless, wondering what words he should use to describe it.
White Wuchang added, "Top girl."
Yu Hui-fei nodded. "Yes, top girl … Aiya … right my ass!
This is an inn, not a brothel! "
White Wuchang blushed and said, "What's the difference?
We have stayed in five-star hotels. Don't we have small cards? "
Yu Hui-fei said, "What's wrong with a small card?
Didn't you also use a small card to … do that with her?
Don't talk nonsense and get out of here. "
White Wuchang blushed and hurried away.
Hei Wuchang and the others came over with wide eyes. "Old Bai, don't go.
What did you say? "
White Wuchang walked faster. The gossipy men chuckled and chased after him.
In the front yard, White Wuchang asked Cui Jue, "Old Cui, it's not good for Xiao Yu to give a girl such a stupid name, right?"
Cui Jue smiled and said, "That's what makes Xiao Yu smart."
Hei Wuchang said, "You call it smart if you are uneducated?
Wouldn't that make me extremely smart? "
Cui Jue shook his head. "That woman is the Goddess of Beauty. With her appearance, she does deserve this name.
But the place she lives in is too messy … You've seen her character.
Such a peerless beauty who likes to seduce people, how can ordinary people resist the temptation?
Xiao Yu is still young and full of vigor. He is at the age where he yearns for love and the opposite sex.
At this time, even if an ordinary girl chases after Xiao Yu, he would probably surrender easily, much less a peerless beauty.
That's why he gave Aphrodite a name that spoils the mood.
When they meet in the future, as long as Xiao Yu thinks of the other party's name, he will at least soften! "
Black and White Wuchang imagined the scene of a seductive beauty walking over and Yu Hui-fei shouting, "Da Chui … Slow down …"
The scene instantly turned from charming to broken …
The two nodded and said, "Indeed, this name can cure one's stubbornness."
After everyone left, Yu Huifei looked at Aphrodite's clothes and said, "I'll buy you a better set of clothes when I get back.
You can't wear that. There's too little fabric. "
Aphrodite was taken aback as she pointed at herself and said, "You're buying clothes for me?
Am I wearing too much? "
Yu Hui-fei nodded and said, "That's right. Is there a problem?
Do you have the money to buy clothes? "
Aphrodite looked at Yu Hui-fei with a strange expression and slowly moved in front of Yu Hui-fei.
When she bent down and exerted force, the button on her chest instantly burst open!
Her deep cleavage was unobstructed!
Yu Hui-fei immediately wanted to call her cowherd.
Aphrodite immediately smiled and turned around to sit down. Then, she glanced at Yu Hui-fei flirtatiously and said, "You … are different from them."
With that said, Aphrodite got up and walked out while twisting her slender waist.
Although she was dressed in men's clothes, she still exuded a seductive charm …
Yu Hui-fei couldn't help but exclaim, "Hey, hey, hey … How can you walk?
Can you not seduce people like that? "
Aphrodite turned back to look at Yu Hui-fei and said, "I'm very curious. Why don't you let me walk like this?
Is it not nice to walk like this or wear less? "
Aphrodite was indeed from the land of philosophy. The moment she opened her mouth, she gave Yu Hui-fei a very philosophical question.
Yu Hui-fei rubbed his chin and then shook his head. "How should I put it?
Men all want women to wear as little as possible. I'm no exception. "
Aphrodite said, "Then should I wear less?
Or should I not? "
Yu Hui-fei wasn't seduced this time. Instead, he frowned at Aphrodite and said, "Why do you have to wear clothes according to my will?
Can't you make your own choices?
You are an individual. You have all the rights to your own body.
Why do you have to live according to the will of others? "