This time, it was Aphrodite's turn to be in a daze. She looked at her body and gently caressed her perfect curves. Yu Hui-fei had the urge to vomit blood.
Then, Aphrodite bloomed like a lotus flower in an icy pond. It wasn't beautiful, but she shook her head with a hint of desolation and self-deprecation. "My own?
Hehe … "
Then, Aphrodite turned around and left. When she left, she waved her hand and said, "I'll be waiting for you to buy me beautiful clothes …"
Then, she put her hands behind her head and walked out seductively.
Yu Hui-fei had no choice but to let her be.
No matter what, he had finally resolved Aphrodite's problem.
Yu Hui-fei drank two mouthfuls of water and looked at the time. It was about time, so he went upstairs to sleep.
As Yu Hui-fei fell asleep, he smelled a fragrance. The fragrance was light and carried a hint of … the fragrance of flowers.
Yu Hui-fei subconsciously moved in the direction of the pleasant fragrance.
At that moment, Ksitigarbha exclaimed, "What's that?!"
Yu Hui-fei woke up abruptly. At the same time, Ksitigarbha turned on the lights.
He saw a woman lying in Yu Hui-fei's bed, staring at him with wide eyes. She looked shy and coquettish, as if she was at his mercy.
The person was none other than Aphrodite!
With such an enchanting beauty and such an appearance, no matter how much of a gentleman Yu Hui-fei was, he couldn't resist it anymore. He really wanted to pounce on her.
Anyway, they were both willing, so it wasn't against the law.
But …
Yu Hui-fei gritted his teeth and took a deep breath. "Sledgehammer!"
These two words were more useful than any mind-cleansing mantra, Buddhist dharma, or scriptures.
Yu Hui-fei instantly felt as if a basin of ice water had been poured over him from head to toe …
Then, most of his anger dissipated.
Especially at the mention of these two words, Yu Hui-fei thought of Wang Dachui, who had a small nose and small eyes.
Who would have thought that such a person would be interested?
After the fire died down, Yu Hui-fei smiled bitterly and said, "Big Hammer, what are you doing?
Why aren't you sleeping in the middle of the night? Why are you disturbing me? "
Aphrodite looked at Yu Hui-fei in surprise. Just a moment ago, this kid was still full of lust. How did he calm down in the blink of an eye?
Aphrodite glanced at Yu Hui-fei's pants and frowned. "That's it?"
"Done my ass!
Go back to your room and sleep. Don't mess around here.
Look at how scared Ksitigarbha is … "Yu Hui-fei hurriedly lifted the quilt to chase him away.
When he lifted the blanket, Yu Hui-fei's nose was about to bleed.
This girl had actually put on that thin layer of gauze again. Now that the gauze was wrinkled, everything was faintly discernible, it was incomparably alluring.
Yu Hui-fei quickly wrapped her up with the quilt and carried her out.
Along the way, Aphrodite let out a cheerful laugh …
When Yu Hui-fei really threw her into the room, Aphrodite stopped laughing. Instead, she looked at the man in front of her curiously.
Yu Hui-fei said, "Why are you looking at me?
Hurry up and sleep! "
Aphrodite shook her head and said, "Do you despise me that much?"
Yu Hui-fei rolled his eyes and said, "Despise my ass … Let me tell you, don't keep challenging my bottom line.
Who knows, I might have sex with you one day when I can't hold on! "
Aphrodite smiled. "Alright, do me now."
Yu Hui-fei was completely speechless. He said angrily, "You're a goddess after all. Can't you be a little more like one?"
Aphrodite was taken aback before she smiled and said, "Oh … Do you like being a goddess?
Is that so? "
With that said, Aphrodite's temperament instantly changed. She was cold and dignified. She sat up and said, "Do you like to violate the mood of a goddess?
Find me a suit of armor. I can pretend to be more sacred than Athena. "
Yu Hui-fei cursed in his heart. He really couldn't take it anymore.
He was just a little virgin. He hadn't played the normal game yet. How could he resist the temptation of a top-notch goddess's uniform?
Fortunately, Yu Hui-fei's bottom line was very clear. He muttered "Sledgehammer" and thought of the squint-eyed man, forcibly suppressing all the evil thoughts in his heart.
Yu Hui-fei took a deep breath and said, "Can't you sleep?
If you don't sleep, there's a bucket and a rag outside. You can go clean the cemetery for me. "
Aphrodite looked at Yu Hui-fei in confusion. She was also a little angry. "What do you want me to do?"
Yu Hui-fei was also on the verge of breaking down. "Big sister, what do you want me to do?
You go through labor reform, and I'll provide you with food. Can't we part on good terms?
Do you have to do this? "
Aphrodite was suspicious and asked tentatively, "You … really don't want to have sex with me?"
Yu Hui-fei said, "I'm a man. There's nothing I don't want.
But between impulse and reason, I choose reason.
This is a form of respect for myself, and also for you …
I can see that although you're trying hard to have something with me, you don't like it.
But you don't like it. You even hate it, right? "
As if struck by lightning, Aphrodite's body trembled slightly. Then, like a little girl whose little secret had been discovered, she turned her head away in a panic and said, "Nonsense, I'm tired today, I'm going to sleep first …"
Seeing this, Yu Hui-fei also breathed a sigh of relief. He turned off the light and was about to go out when he suddenly looked back at Aphrodite, who was lying on the kang. Her big eyes were blinking. "This is not Olympus. Sleep in peace."
Yu Hui-fei left …
Aphrodite couldn't sleep. She blinked her big eyes all night, and no one knew what she was thinking.
The next morning …
Yu Hui-fei got up amidst the exclamations.
He immediately jumped out of the quilt and distanced himself from her.
He thought that Aphrodite was going to sneak up on him again …
But when he found that there was no one under the quilt, he heaved a sigh of relief.
Then, he heard a scream from the front yard.
Yu Hui-fei quickly got up, put on his clothes, and ran out.
When he reached the front yard, Yu Hui-fei saw everyone in the kitchen.
When he entered the kitchen, Yu Hui-fei saw Aphrodite standing on the side with an innocent, pitiful, and scared look. On the other side, there was a big iron pot on the stove with something black in it.
He didn't know what it was, but a burnt smell filled the air.
Black smoke billowed …
Yu Hui-fei said, "What … what's going on?"
Bull's Head said, "This … this woman poked the pot herself, and then she became like this.
Don't ask me what she did. Anyway, I can't tell. "
Ma Mian said, "What is this thing? I don't dare to eat it either."
Black and White Wuchang said in unison, "We're only worried if this pot can still be used."
Yu Hui-fei looked at the black pot and sighed. "Scrub it, it should still be usable."
"I'll do it!" Aphrodite immediately raised her hand and picked up the steel wire ball beside her to scrub it …
Yu Hui-fei looked at her clumsy look and shook his head. "Alright, I'll do it.
Brother Lang, make some breakfast. After that, let's go into the city and buy a bed and a car. "
"Alright!" Niu Lang nodded.
Fortunately, Aphrodite didn't know how to use a gas tank, much less an electric rice cooker. Otherwise, Yu Hui-fei reckoned that his little fortune would have been ruined by her.
Seeing Yu Hui-fei scrubbing the pot, Aphrodite looked panicked. When Yu Hui-fei glanced at her, her body trembled.
Yu Hui-fei rolled his eyes and said, "What are you afraid of?
You weren't so afraid when you first came. "
Aphrodite said with a sobbing tone, "When I came, I didn't expect to be thrown to the ground like a sack."
With that, she looked bitterly at Niu Lang.
Niu Lang didn't have any tender feelings for the fairer sex. He glared at her, scaring Aphrodite so much that she lowered her head and didn't dare to say a word.
Yu Hui-fei said, "The problem is that when you came, you didn't abide by the rules and even challenged the rules here, so I beat you up.
You just wanted to make breakfast for everyone out of kindness, but if you spoil it, no one will blame you.
So, you don't have to worry … "
Aphrodite said in surprise, "No, I caused such a big trouble, but I'm fine?"
Yu Hui-fei said with a smile, "It's not a big deal. Alright, don't worry.
The pot can still be used … Just treat it as a lesson. Remember to cook in the future. "
Aphrodite smiled and nodded, but her eyes were full of confusion …
Breakfast was very simple, rice porridge and pickled vegetables.
Now that the family had money, everyone had an extra egg.
After eating and drinking to their fill, Yu Hui-fei set off with Niu Lang and White Wuchang.
Cui Jue and the others stayed behind to look after the house.
After leaving the house, Yu Hui-fei didn't feel anything at first, but after walking less than two hundred meters, he felt that something was wrong.
First of all, Aphrodite, a goddess who had never been to the East or the modern world, saw everything in front of her was simply novel!
When she saw the electric lantern, she wanted to touch it …
When she saw the neon light at the door, she pulled Yu Hui-fei and asked, "Is that made of rainbow?"
Seeing others playing with their mobile phones, she leaned over and said to Yu Hui-fei mysteriously, "That wizard imprisoned a soul in the phone …"
Yu Hui-fei was speechless. He changed the topic and said, "Big hammer, let me ask you, why did Mount Olympus send you here?
Don't you have your own labor reform bureau? "
Aphrodite looked a little flustered and shook her head. "No … Besides, it was Hera who sent me here.
She told me to come here and experience the culture of the foreign land. "
Yu Hui-fei laughed. He knew Hera, that extremely jealous woman.
He seriously suspected that Hera was taking the opportunity to drive a beauty like Aphrodite away. After all, she had done similar things many times.
Moreover, that old man Zeus was indeed a troublemaker.
Thinking of Hera, Yu Hui-fei thought of the Queen Mother and Chang 'e. If Chang' e was really banished by the Queen Mother out of jealousy, then …
Yu Hui-fei silently blacklisted the royal family in his heart.
After Yu Hui-fei comforted Aphrodite, the villagers began to move again.
One by one, they came out of their houses and looked over.
They took pictures with their mobile phones and talked about it.
It couldn't be helped. First, many of these people had never been out of the country in their lives. Even young people rarely saw foreigners, especially foreign goddesses among foreign women!
Immediately, the men stared blankly, and the women were filled with jealousy and hatred.
Then, a farce began. The men were watching, while the women were directly twisting their ears, scolding them, and beating them.
Yu Hui-fei knew that if this went on, the village head would talk to him.
Yu Hui-fei rushed to the health center to buy a mask and put it on Aphrodite.
Fortunately, the villagers were only curious and did not do anything.
Everyone got on the bus quietly. When they reached the city, Yu Hui-fei was even more depressed.
It was the same old question. Aphrodite was like a curious baby. Along the way, she asked everything she saw. What is this?
What is that?
It gave Yu Hui-fei a headache. In the end, he stuffed Aphrodite into Cowherd's hands.
Yu Hui-fei said, "Brother Lang, explain it to her."
Cowherd glanced at Aphrodite and said, "What's there to explain?
Do you understand technology?
If you don't, don't ask. You won't understand even if you ask too much.
If you're curious, don't look at anything. If you look too much, it will make you look like a country bumpkin. It will be easy for others to despise you. "
Aphrodite asked indignantly, "Aren't you afraid of being despised? Can I ask?"
Cowherd grinned and waved his fists. "Are you afraid of being beaten up?"
Aphrodite immediately became obedient.
Upon hearing this, Yu Hui-fei nearly laughed. Indeed, everything had its vanquisher.
At the same time, Yu Hui-fei felt that Cowherd was quite a grandson. When he first entered the city, he was inferior to Aphrodite.
On the bus, he met a few hooligans. Their eyes never left Aphrodite's chest. They mumbled and smiled lasciviously.
Yu Hui-fei snorted coldly. A few hooligans glanced at him and did not take it seriously.
Then, Cowherd glared at them. The hooligans trembled in fear. They did not know if they had arrived at their stop, so they got off the bus.
Although the others were not as direct as the hooligans, they would still look over.
Helpless, Yu Hui-fei could only give up on taking the bus and take a taxi to the clothing city.
Although Yu Hui-fei had money, he knew very well that he could not spend it freely.
Therefore, even if he was buying clothes for his goddess, he would try his best to buy the cheapest ones.
Tucheng Zi Clothing City was a wholesale market in Gulin. There were all kinds of things sold here.
However, there was one thing that was very consistent. There were basically no real goods, but the prices were definitely economical.
Yu Hui-fei had originally planned on buying a dress for Aphrodite, but this woman had her own taste.
He chose a yellow T-shirt with Bikachu printed on the front.
Yu Hui-fei said, "This … Forget it?
This kind of 2D print looks fine on the screen, but it won't look good on you. "
However, Aphrodite wanted it. Yu Hui-fei had to spend twenty yuan to buy it for her.
Aphrodite happily went to the fitting room on the side to change her clothes.
Then …
Yu Hui-fei, Cowherd, White Wuchang, and the shop owner were all dumbfounded!
Yu Hui-fei said, "Holy sh * t, I thought it was a 2D print product. So it's 3D when I wear it!"