Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter142

"Bilibili platform, ID China Aerospace Science and Technology Institute."

After reading out the last ID, Chen Yu looked at the camera and said, "Those are the bullet comment group and donation group. I only have one minute.

Afterward, figure out where you want to play ball.

Now, let's return to the top of the mountain. "

Picking up the Life Sphere, Chen Yu walked up to Little Peach and said, "Get up. Let's return to the top of the mountain."

"Fun... Really fun."

Still lying on the ground, Little Peach wiped off the lubricant on her body. She then stood up and accepted the Life Sphere. "The lubricant on my body is so sticky. I want to wash it."

"No need to wash it." Chen Yu picked up a drop of lubricant from the protective suit and gently pulled out a silver thread.

"This mucus should be special. It disappears quickly.

It's almost completely dried on my protective suit.

You're wearing fabric, so it disappears slightly slower. "

After explaining, Chen Yu hugged Little Peach, and Little Peach hugged the Life Sphere.

Propelled by the quantum engine, the Life Sphere rapidly ascended and flew back to the top of Phoenix Mountain.

Thud!

Upon seeing Chen Yu and Little Peach's "sudden" appearance, a curious tourist standing before the Interstellar Portal fell to the ground in fright. Retreating in horror, the tourist exclaimed, "O-O-Aliens?!"

After landing with Little Peach in his arms, Chen Yu turned off the quantum engine and directed the camera at the tourist. "See what I found?

A wild tourist.

I'll capture him to participate in the interactive game.

With this, the bullet comment group, donation group, and random group are all here.

If he's willing... "

After saying so, Chen Yu looked at the tourist and said in a calm tone, "Hello, Earthling."

"Ah!"

The frightened tourist immediately screamed and hurriedly turned around and ran away. If Ansi's coach were to see the tourist's speed, his eyes would definitely light up...

"Hmm..." Shrugging, Chen Yu said, "It's obvious he's unwilling."

[Haha, I'm dying of laughter.]

[I'd rather be a human...]

[There have been rumors of aliens at Phoenix Mountain in Chang Wu.]

[A gimmick made by the developer. They have some brains.]

[It's confirmed this time. Aliens are really here...]

"Since the tourist isn't willing to participate in the game, let's follow the original plan and start the interactive game."

Raising his wrist, Chen Yu swiped his finger across his watch and entered the private message interface.

"First, the bullet comment group's ID Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hmm, what a perfunctory name..."

Walking up to the Interstellar Portal, Chen Yu had the virtual Earth connect to the address sent to him.

"Buzz!"

With a metallic resonance, the spatial link was completed. A basketball court appeared on the other side of the metal arch.

Inside the stadium, several dozen youths were currently staring at Chen Yu, who stood on the other side of the Interstellar Portal.

"…"

"…"

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu couldn't help but ask, "Which one is Hahaha?

Come in by yourself. "

"Me!

Me, me, me! "

A young man immediately raised his phone and ran to the portal under the watchful eyes of his companions. He tentatively extended his finger and tapped on the space barrier.

"Don't worry, come in. There's no danger."

"Hehe, I … I am timid …"

Scratching his head awkwardly, the young man walked through the Space Door. After confirming that there was no danger, he went in.

"Awesome!"

He touched his body and confirmed that he was not missing an arm or a leg. He immediately jumped up and trembled with excitement. "This is too awesome!"

"Basics."

Chen Yu gestured for the other party to calm down. He then established a spatial link to the second address.

"Buzz …"

The world behind the door had just taken shape when a man and a woman rushed in.

"Hahaha!

It's me!

It's me! "

"Host, I love you!"

Stretching out his hand, Chen Yu blocked the two crazy fans and asked, "Which one of you is the chosen ID?"

"Me!

Me! "

The young woman raised her hand excitedly. "That's my boyfriend. Didn't you say that couples can play together?"

"That's right." Smiling mischievously, Chen Yu asked, "How do you prove that you're a couple, then?"

"We have hotel records!" The young woman said as she pulled out her phone. "I'll find it for you —"

"Stop!

I believe you. You guys wait at the side. "

"I'm so excited!" The young woman clenched her fists and stood aside.

However, the young man did not leave. Instead, he stood before Chen Yu and made a heart gesture. "Host, I love you!"

The young woman: "??"

"… I love you guys too."

Feeling disgusted, Chen Yu motioned for the other party to move away and continue connecting to the next address.

The final member of the bullet comment group was an old man. The old man trembled as he walked through the Interstellar Portal with a cane. After looking at Chen Yu, the old man grew so excited that even his beard trembled. "My ancestor, you're amazing!"

"… Old man?"

"Hey!

I'm a loyal fan of yours!

I've watched your show since I was a child! "

"You …" Dumbfounded, Chen Yu asked, "How old are you this year?"

"I'm 37!" The old man said as he gestured a "three" with his hand.

"Thirty-seven?!" Everyone was horrified.

"I'm a programmer."

"Oh …" Realization dawned on everyone.

"Howl my a * s!

Even if you write web novels, you can't be so old, right? "Chen Yu ridiculed." Just how old are you? "

"Young man, you can tell?"

"I'm not blind, either."

"I'm 77 years old this year.

I was afraid you'd think I'm too old, so I said I'm a few years younger. "

"… Why are you here?"

Stomping his cane on the ground, the old man laughed out loud with a flushed face. "To play, of course!"

"Are you playing with your life?"

"It's exciting!

Rolling down a mountain! My ancestor, this is too exciting!

Cough, cough, cough … "

"Old man …" Hesitating, Chen Yu said, "This game, um … has a relatively high physique requirement. It's best if you don't play it."

"It doesn't matter."

Swinging his cane heroically, the old man said, "Lian Po can still eat when he's old, but I'm only 87. I'm still in the prime of my life … cough, cough, cough …"

Holding his forehead, Chen Yu asked, "Old man, how old are you?

Can you tell me the truth? "

"I can't remember." The old man slyly refused to reveal his true age. "My luck has been terrible throughout my life.

Bridges collapsed when I walked, and roads broke when I walked.

When I was young, I was the last one out of three to four hundred people. Moreover, I was the only one to step on a nail.

When I grew up, wherever I worked would close down.

When I grew old, I became a night watchman. Thieves followed me wherever I went.

I never thought that my luck would turn for the better even though I'm old!

I managed to snatch an opportunity from so many people. Cough, cough, cough … "

Hearing this, a complicated expression appeared on Chen Yu's face. "Old man, your life hasn't been easy. Stop tormenting yourself."

"No!

I must play it! "

"You must take the pill?"

"You must play it!" the old man repeated firmly.

"… Fine. I'll try to find a flat place for you."

After settling the last member of the bullet comment group, Chen Yu faced the camera and said, "It's time for the donation group. First up is DouYu Platform, ID Nintendo, address in Tokyo, Japan."

[The Lucky Emperor Group has arrived. Next, please welcome the Tycoon Group.]

[Is that old man really alright?]

[I'm so damned envious …]

[I used ten phones to send bullet comments, but I failed.]

[Crap! So what if you're rich?!]

"Buzz!"

After the spatial link was completed, a spacious hall appeared behind the metal arch.

Clatter …

The 100-plus people in the hall applauded enthusiastically. Amidst the applause, Nintendo's representative stepped through the portal and arrived before Chen Yu. He then fell to the ground and shouted, "Damned honey!"

Chen Yu: "..."