"Damned honey!
(Sorry.) "
Nintendo's representative kowtowed in a very standard posture. He then stood up and lowered his head, saying, "Sorry for the inconvenience. I took some time to send you the address."
"Uh... It's fine."
Forcing a smile, Chen Yu said, "The first-party games your company produces are really good. I like them very much."
Revealing a suppressed joy, Nintendo's representative said, "It is my honor!"
"However, there are two things I hope your company can improve on."
"Please give us some pointers, sir."
"First, game cartridges are too expensive. It's not kind to sell a game for 400 to 500 yuan. Learn from Sony and offer discounts every day."
"Heh!" Bowing, the representative said, "We will correct it."
"Second, improve the performance of the game hardware.
You can't always push the blame to the software company. "
"Heh!" Lowering his head once more, the representative said, "Damned honey!
We will correct it. "
"Alright, I have no other opinions. Stand aside."
"P-May I ask..."
"Is there anything else?" Chen Yu asked in confusion.
After bowing 90 degrees to Chen Yu, Nintendo's representative suddenly asked an extremely sensitive question, "May I ask... What do you think of my country?"
Meanwhile, as soon as Nintendo's representative asked this question, many of the special departments in front of their screens immediately tensed up and waited for Chen Yu's response.
Although they had already analyzed Transdimensional's UP's psychology, personality, and ideological profile in their previous livestreams, a formal statement was far more meaningful than a speculative analysis.
"Oh, this question?"
Chen Yu's eyes wandered around inside his helmet.
After a long silence, Chen Yu sorted out the words in his mind and calmly said, "My opinion of your country... The girls are all good, and many of them are virtuous and artistic.
I support your country's development in film and television, games, and anime. "
"A-Anything else?" The representative's forehead was already drenched in sweat.
"That's all."
Waving his hand, Chen Yu said, "As an independent, objective, and impartial third-party review media, I will not express any sentimental attitude.
Moreover, I don't have much to express about your country. Stand aside for now. I'm going to welcome the next audience member. "
[I feel that the UP has already expressed his opinion 23333.]
[The host has the aura of a big shot...]
[A true opinion is no opinion.]
[As an old fan of Bilibili, I just want to say that the UP's behavior is getting more and more outrageous.]
[Put on the protective suit, a portal, and a weather station, and the host can destroy the world.]
[The world will be destroyed every day. Even the nuclear arsenals of every country can be destroyed. Violence cannot solve everything.]
[Violence cannot solve everything, but it can "solve" everything.]
"Damned honey!" Nintendo's representative hid the worry in his eyes, stood up, and walked towards the four members of the bullet comment group.
"Don't stand here, scram."
The old man angrily blew at his beard and raised his walking stick. He looked like he would beat up anyone who dared to come.
"Stand here!"
The other three youths were very calm, polite, and friendly. They invited Nintendo's representative to stand beside them.
In particular, the young woman's boyfriend even chatted enthusiastically: "Brother, have you developed the next generation of mainframes?
What kind of configuration … "
The representative smiled perfunctorily.
As an official, he didn't understand the game at all and could only give vague answers.
"After the ID Nintendo, it's DouYu platform's ID Xiaomi Technology's next. The address is Beijing Xiaomi Industrial Park."
After finding the correct location, Chen Yu initiated the spatial link.
The scene inside the portal changed, and a tall middle-aged man walked out.
"Hello, Mr. King."
As soon as the tall middle-aged man walked out of the portal, he respectfully shook hands with Chen Yu and said, "I am Xiaomi Technology's General Manager, Yu Qian. I am honored to be selected."
"Hello, Chief Yu. Is Chief Lei not coming over?"
Of course, Yu Qian wouldn't reveal the fact that he had forcibly "replaced" Lei Jun. Smiling, he said, "Chief Lei said he can't play such an exciting outdoor game."
"What a pity," Chen Yu sneered.
"A pity, a pity."
Releasing his hand, Yu Qian naturally stood to the side without saying much.
Seeing this, Chen Yu relaxed even more. He then manipulated the portal and connected to the final location.
"Buzz!"
A resonance sound rang out, and space distorted.
Two men wearing simple spacesuits walked out of the portal, each of them carrying a small box.
Thud, thud.
Setting down the box, the two men saluted Chen Yu and said, "Hello!"
"Hello."
After observing the two men's attire, Chen Yu raised his voice and said, "According to the rules, one ID can only send one person."
"We're a couple," the two men said in unison.
Chen Yu: "?"
Everyone present: "???"
The 800,000 spectators: "???"
Pulling out his phone, one of the astronauts approached Chen Yu and said, "This is our ke-"
"Stop, stop, stop!
Awesome!
You guys are awesome!
I believe you. "
"Thank you," the two men said in unison.
[What a goddamn couple!]
[The government's operation is amazing.]
[Do you think those staff are useless?]
[Nintendo is going to regret this to death.]
[It's useless to regret. If you want to pick a loophole in the rules, you need to have prerequisites.
Do you think the UP will turn a blind eye to it if you're a foreigner?]
[Will there be an interactive event tomorrow?]
[Even if we livestream every day, it won't be our turn. We're talking about millions of viewers!
Don't they need to go to school or work?]
[I'm not participating. I'm just here to look at the female assistant …]
[I have screenshots of the female assistant's wet body. Save them in your email.]
Facing the two muscular and resolute astronauts, Chen Yu felt powerless to retort. Turning to the camera without hesitation, he said, "Now that the bullet comment group and donation group have arrived, let's start the game.
"I'll repeat one last time. All selected participants, choose how you want to play the game.
If you don't choose, I'll choose. "
After saying so, Chen Yu picked up the Life Sphere and approached the first audience member. He then asked, "Hahaha, how do you want to play?"
Scratching his head shyly, the young man said, "I-I'm timid. 1,600 meters is already very tall.
So, let's do it here. "
"Your requirements are so low?" Chen Yu was surprised.
"Yes."
Rubbing his hands together, the young man stole a glance at Little Peach, who was idling in the distance. He then said in a low voice, "I-I don't have high requirements. I just want the female assistant to dance with me."
[Something big is going to happen.]
[Eating melons.]
[Use the most cowardly tone to say the most despicable words.]
[Hahaha, brother, have a safe trip.]
[True temperament.]
[King Yanluo told me to leave at midnight, but I'll kick down the door as soon as possible.]
[It's over. Everyone, disperse …]
[One person, one person, one cloth. The entire village, young and old, will wait for the dishes to be served.]
[Close your eyes, kick your legs, and your life will come to an end.]
"..."
Looking at the young man's expectant gaze, Chen Yu fell silent for a moment. He then stiffened his body and stuffed the young man into the Life Sphere. He then aimed a kick forward and said, "Go!"
Boom!
"Don't!
Ahhhhh! "
Amidst the young man's hoarse screams, the Life Sphere drew a perfect arc and fell off the cliff.
Seeing this scene, the expressions of the donation group's four members changed slightly.
They all understood that the strength of the kick had far exceeded the physiological limits of an ordinary person …
Clap, clap.
Patting the non-existent dust off his hands, Chen Yu scanned the rest of the donation group and asked, "Who else wants to play with the female assistant?"
Nintendo's representative: "I don't dare."
Xiaomi's representative: "I can't afford to."
The old man: "I can't."
…
(Note: I have three chapters on hand. I've released two and left one for the plot.
I'll update at least three chapters by 9 PM tonight!)