Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter167

[Transdimensional Store products.

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[1. Painless Gender Conversion Processing Bed: Produced by the Tai Lele Company in 2158.

Comes with 60 liters of high-concentration liquid hernias. Parameters for chest expansion and contraction, laryngeal enlargement and reduction, bone grinding, and hair removal can be set freely.

Within 45 minutes, he would be able to complete the transformation of human gender and the entire process would be painless.

Price: 85 points.]

"I knew it!"

After being dumbfounded for a moment, Chen Yu covered his face in despair.

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"I've been thinking about what to write all day..."

After flipping through the pages, Chen Yu hurriedly looked at the second product and prepared to wash his eyes.

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"Dammit, what the hell is this?!"

Chen Yu was going crazy.

It didn't matter if these random products appeared on the Transdimensional Store. In any case, he had the final say on whether to buy them or not.

However, all the recommended products came from the unconscious thoughts of his brain … That was f * cking intolerable.

Sitting up, Chen Yu fell into a daze for some time. He then flipped to the third product once more.

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[3. Attractive Skirt: Produced by Romantics Cosmetics and Apparel Company in 2118.

A lily skirt hand-woven from silk. Equipped with an electronic pheromone generator on the back of the skirt, it stimulates the cerebral cortex of all males within a 10-meter radius, causing them to have an irresistible urge to lift the skirt.

Wearing this skirt on a street with a traffic flow of over 200 people per hour, there is a 92% chance that the skirt will be lifted.

Price: 40 points.]

Chen Yu: "..."

Putting down his phone, Chen Yu stood up and walked out of his bedroom.

"Big Brother!

Play with me! "Chen Erke, who was currently hugging the husky, hurriedly ran up to Chen Yu when she saw him.

"There's something wrong with Big Brother's head. I don't want to hurt you..."

After chasing his little sister away, Chen Yu walked into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and carefully washed his face. He then looked at the mirror with a dull gaze.

A moment later, he turned on the faucet and poured some water into his ears.

"Let some water enter your brain. It should be able to clear your head."

Muttering to himself, Chen Yu walked out of the bathroom and returned to his bedroom. He then raised his wrist and swiped across his watch once more, flipping to the fourth product.

[4. Invisibility Cloak: Produced by Hypetealth Company in 2205.

It adopts the principle of semi-reflective and semi-lens.

The main body is made of a nano-supramolecular textile material. The cloak weighs 130 grams. It can effectively guide light to bypass the surface of the object, achieving the effect of invisibility. It will not leave any light boundaries that can be identified by the human eye. It also prevents weak X-ray scanning. The price is 85 points.]

"Heavens!"

Chen Yu nearly cried out loud.

"It's finally normal!

This is what I want! "

Without hesitation, he tapped on the screen and bought one.

[Consumption of 94 Points (Product + Tax), Remaining Points: 193]

The words appeared and disappeared, and the space in the bedroom immediately distorted, forming a space-time wormhole, and a flat white box fell out.

Despite his cowardice, Chen Yu waited for the wormhole to disappear before picking up the box and inspecting it.

"Mr. Chen, what fun items did you exchange for this time?" Little Peach bounced over to Chen Feng, her eyes sparkling.

"You only know how to play?"

"Yes."

"..."

Ignoring Little Peach, Chen Yu licked his lips excitedly. He then removed the box's seal and opened the lid.

It was empty inside. There was nothing at all.

Scratching her head, Little Peach asked, "You bought a box?"

"Heh."

Smiling, Chen Yu reached into the box and fumbled around for a moment. He then picked up the transparent cloak and covered his arm.

Immediately, his arm disappeared...

"Wow!" Little Peach was surprised.

"Amazing, right?"

"Amazing!" Little Peach nodded repeatedly. "How did you cut off your arm?"

"... Are you really an artificial intelligence?"

"That's right."

"Please go write code. This isn't a toy," Chen Yu said, trying his best to remain calm.

"Oh."

Seeing that his robot was obediently sitting on the chair, Chen Yu turned around and carefully observed the cloak's fabric.

He then carefully draped it over his body.

His entire field of vision... went dark.

"Huh?"

"I won't be able to see outside if I cover my head."

Hurriedly removing the cloak, Chen Yu vaguely felt that something was amiss.

He then draped the cloak over his shoulders.

The effect was truly amazing!

Everything below the shoulders became invisible!

However...

"I think I've been tricked." After pondering for a moment, Chen Yu suddenly bellowed, "I can still show my head!"

"Huh?" Hearing this, Little Peach turned around and exclaimed, "You cut off your entire body?!"

Hurriedly walking up to the mirror, Chen Yu tried putting the Invisibility Cloak on and off several times. In the end, he came to a conclusion.

Sure enough, he had failed...

There was a bug in the cloak's design!

If he wanted to become completely invisible, he wouldn't be able to see the outside world.

If he wanted to see the outside world, he would have to show his head...

"Hmm... There seems to be a compromise."

After pondering for a long time in front of the mirror, Chen Yu covered himself with the transparent cloak once more. He then raised his wrist and manipulated the invisible camera on his watch.

Immediately, images of the outside world appeared on the watch's screen.

"Ahahaha! Brother, you really are wise!"

Crouching on the ground, Chen Yu slowly walked forward. With the camera's guidance, he could move freely. "Wonderful. With this thing, I definitely won't have to spend money to bathe in bathhouses in the future.

Awesome... "

After circling the room once, Chen Yu approached Little Peach and asked, "Hey, dimwit, can you see me?"

Little Peach looked in the direction of Chen Yu's voice in a daze. Reaching out, she touched the cloak with her finger and asked, "Are you here?

So it's invisible? "

"Can you see me?" Chen Yu repeated.

Suddenly, Little Peach's eyes turned red. "I can see your thermal image.

Your lower abdomen temperature is too high. You need to urinate. "

"..." Removing the cloak, Chen Yu expressionlessly pointed at his notebook and said, "Work."

"You really should urinate..."

"Work."

"Oh." Pouting in grievance, Little Peach turned around.

Putting on the Invisibility Cloak once more, Chen Yu walked up to his bedroom and gently opened the door. He then controlled the camera to fly out.

Inside the living room, Chen Erke was the only one drawing with crayons.

Chen Yu's playful nature got the better of him. Cautiously, he walked into the living room and arrived before Chen Erke.

The next moment, Chen Erke saw his little sister drawing a crab waving its pincers. Strangely enough, there were spider webs beneath the crab's body... This made it impossible for Chen Erke to tell whether she was drawing a crab or a spider.

When Chen Yu was less than three meters away from the sofa, Chen Erke suddenly sensed something and abruptly turned around to look at Chen Yu, who was hidden under the cloak.

"Crap?" Chen Yu tensed up. He was so frightened that he didn't even dare to breathe loudly. "You can see me?"

"..."

"..."

Separated by the Invisibility Cloak, the two of them seemed to be looking at each other …