"F * ck?
She can see me? "
Inside the Chen family's living room, Chen Yu hid inside the Invisibility Cloak and held his breath.
"Huh?" Tilting her head in confusion, Chen Erke put down her crayon, stood up, and walked toward Chen Yu.
"She can really see me?"
Startled, Chen Yu hurriedly retreated.
As for Chen Erke, she walked up to where Chen Yu previously stood and lay down. She then sniffed the air with her nostrils and asked, "Where did this foot odor come from?"
Chen Yu: "..."
"It stinks just like Big Brother's."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Disgusting." Chen Erke frowned and stuck out her tongue. She walked back to the sofa and continued drawing …
Chen Yu: "..."
"He's not cute at all!"
After cursing inwardly, Chen Yu turned around and headed for the bathroom.
Perhaps it was because he was angry, but he suddenly felt the urge to pee.
"Huala."
When he opened the bathroom door, a puff of smoke rushed out.
Looking through the camera, Chen Yu's face darkened.
The husky was lying on the edge of the toilet, holding a cigarette between its claws and smoking leisurely.
Hearing the sound of the door opening, it "casually" turned its head. Seeing that there was no one there, it took another puff of the cigarette and flicked the ash at the toilet …
"Phew …"
A faint white mist came out from its nostrils, and the husky rolled its eyes in satisfaction.
Sizzle!
At this moment, a yellowish column of water suddenly sprayed out from the air and extinguished the cigarette …
"What the heck?" The husky was stunned on the spot. It tilted its head and looked at the water column that appeared out of nowhere, its face blank.
"Hua la hua la …"
Shortly afterward, the water column shrank until it disappeared. Only then did Chen Yu abruptly remove the Invisible Cloak, snatched the cigarette from the dog's paw, and tossed it into the toilet. He then bellowed, "You animal, you're actually smoking?!"
Widening its eyes, the husky looked at Chen Yu's sudden appearance. It then looked at the cigarette in the toilet and asked, "Meow?"
"Meow your sister!
You're a dog! "Grabbing the husky's ear, Chen Yu shouted," Speak!
The whole family doesn't smoke. Where did you get your cigarettes? "
"Woof woof woof woof woof woof!" The Husky defended itself.
Chen Yu: "..."
"Woof woof!
Woof! "The husky's face was serious as it shrugged." Woof. "
"Can you speak human language?"
"Woof ~ ant
Talk woof woof … "
"English?!" Chen Yu was dumbfounded. "You can actually speak English?!"
"Y … yes …" The husky opened its mouth wide and squeezed out a vague word from its throat, "any …
Que … esti wu ~ ions? "
After pondering for a long time, Chen Yu flushed the toilet and put on the Invisibility Cloak. He then silently exited the bathroom and said, "Boss, sorry for the disturbance."
After closing the sliding door, Chen Yu squatted down in front of the bathroom and started drawing circles on the ground. At the same time, a sense of sorrow welled up in his heart.
This dog had been following Chen Yike around all day, and he had actually learned English …
Was he going to study the theory of relativity in the future?
"Sigh."
Sighing deeply, Chen Yu put on his cloak and approached Chen Yike's door.
"Be reasonable, even a dog following behind the boss can learn the English UC Book League?"
Thinking of this, he gently pushed open the door and saw Chen Yike sitting in front of the desk, doing something indescribable …
She was actually playing crazily on the piano poster!
He was still dubbing, "Dang dang dang!
Dang dang dang! "
Chen Yu's intoxicated expression, swaying body, and fluttering long hair gave him a severe mental shock. In the end, he slowly closed the door.
"Deepwell ice!
"What a family of deepwell ice!"
Scratching his head in pain, Chen Yu looked at his surroundings in a daze for a moment before dragging his feet toward the master bedroom.
Upon entering the bedroom, Chen Yu found Chen Sanke sleeping soundly on the master bedroom's small bed while hugging a gold-plated feeding bottle.
Sunlight shone through the hollowed curtains, leaving spots on Chen Yike's face. A quiet and serene atmosphere filled the entire bedroom …
Instantly, Chen Yu's heart was calmed by this warm scene.
"Third Eldest is really the cutest in the entire family."
Sighing, Chen Yu walked up to Chen Sanke and reached out his hand from under the Invisibility Cloak. He then gently caressed the little girl's chubby cheeks.
"This feeling, this elasticity … Tsk, tsk."
"Uu."
Chen Sanke opened one of her eyes in a daze. After looking around and failing to find anyone, she lay back down and went back to sleep.
An evil claw suddenly appeared out of thin air and grabbed Chen Sanke's face.
"Huh?" Chen Sanke opened her eyes and blinked. However, there was still no one around her.
After closing her eyes once more, she faintly heard the sound of something crunching.
"Biscuits!"
Sitting up abruptly, Chen Sanke hurriedly looked at the cream biscuit box on the small bed. Inside the box were five biscuits arranged in an orderly manner.
"Five?
Is there still five left? "
Scratching her feet in confusion, Chen Sanke lay back down and hugged the biscuit box tightly. Drowsiness washed over her, and she fell asleep again.
Three minutes later, the evil hand appeared once more and gently took away the feeding bottle and biscuit box.
By the time it returned, both were empty …
"How cute." Smacking his lips, Chen Yu tiptoed away. "You even know to leave something for Big Brother …"
…
Shortly after returning to his bedroom, Chen Yu heard the sounds of Chen Sanke and Chen Erke fighting in the living room.
"Hah … They're all sisters. Can't they get along?"
After worrying about the familial issues between his two little sisters for a second, Chen Yu decided to ignore them. He casually tossed the Invisibility Cloak aside and lay down on his bed. He then swiped his finger across his watch and checked the last recommended product.
5. The Eager Cuttlefish Girl: Produced by Nintendo in 2344.
This is the latest generation of multiplayer games. It supports up to three groups of 5v5 players.
After donning the Cuttlefish Costume, players can randomly generate a Q figure under the virtual rendering and participate in the battle.
The paint sprayed by the weapon is composed of virtual light and a quantum sponge. Ordinary people not participating in the game will not be affected by the paint.
The price is 120 points.
"A real-life combat game?"
Chen Yu's eyes instantly glowed. After carefully reading through the product's description, he fell into a dilemma.
From Nintendo's point of view, this product was a game. It should be very suitable for interactive livestreams with the audience. The program's effects definitely wouldn't be bad.
However, the price of 120 points, including tax, shouldn't be lower than 130 points.
"It's a little expensive."
After frowning and pondering for a long time, Chen Yu turned to look at Little Peach, who was diligently coding.
"I'm doing this to let Little Peach relax and increase the livestream's popularity. I'm definitely not buying it because I want to play."
After thinking up to this point, Chen Yu decisively pressed the purchase option, spending over half of his 193 points.
Points -128. Points remaining: 65
"Buzz!"
The next moment, a space-time wormhole appeared, and a white box fell out of it.
Thud.
When the box landed on the ground, Little Peach turned around and exclaimed in surprise, "It's a toy!"
Stunned, Chen Yu asked, "How did you know?"
"I tricked you! I'm sure now!"
Little Peach jumped out of her chair excitedly and ran up to the delivery box. Revealing a retarded smile, she said, "Wonderful! A toy!
Can a robot play with it? "
"... Your IQ..." Pinching his forehead, Chen Yu said, "It's fluctuating."
Without waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Little Peach picked up the delivery box and handed it to Chen Yu. Her beautiful eyes glowed as she said, "Mr. Chen, open it."
"This is for livestreams." Waving his hand, Chen Yu said, "You can only open it during additional livestreams."
"When are you livestreaming?"
"The official livestream just ended. We'll do it in a few days.
Go to those platforms and post a message to warm up the livestream in advance. "
"Okay!"
Hurriedly setting down the delivery box, Little Peach ran up to her laptop and began typing away at the keyboard.
Picking up the delivery box, Chen Yu weighed it in his hand and started planning his livestream in his mind. "This interactive livestream will definitely be interesting..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw another delivery box that he had opened from the corner of his eyes. Suddenly realizing something, he frantically rummaged through the room.
"Crap!
Where's my cloak? "
…
He already had two chapters in hand, so he had to update at least four chapters tonight!