Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter202

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Squeak.

Pushing open the security door, Chen Yu returned home with Chen Sanke.

"Huh?"

As soon as he stepped into the house, Chen Yu wrinkled his nose and frowned. "Why do I smell barbecue?"

"Big Brother!

Give me the snacks! "

Chen Sanke didn't care about the smell in the house at all. After taking the big bag from Chen Yu, she ran away happily.

"It's so heavy."

After returning to the master bedroom, Chen Sanke unsteadily placed the food bag on her small bed. She then rubbed her waist and took out two packets of sandwich biscuits. She then hurriedly ran out of the bedroom and looked left and right.

"Third Eldest, what are you doing?"

"I-I'm going to hide them.

I can't let my sisters know. "

"Oh." Realization dawned on Chen Yu.

"Woof ~" Realization dawned on the husky.

After circling the living room a few times, Chen Sanke hid the biscuits under the sofa and TV cabinet. She then ran back to the master bedroom and took out four bags of seaweed. Under Chen Yu and the husky's serious gaze, she hid them behind the flower bed.

After that, she hid three bags of potato chips, two bags of beef jerky, five bottles of yogurt, one bag of Wangwang biscuits, and one bag of Wangzai steamed buns...

Chen Yu and the husky, one standing and the other squatting, simply stared at each other in a daze.

"I'm done hiding them!" Chen Sanke cheered happily. "I can't lose them this time."

Chen Yu: "That's right."

The husky: "Woof."

"Woof, my ass. Come with me."

Chen Yu reached out and grabbed the husky's ear. He then dragged it to the bathroom and asked, "You didn't cause trouble at home today, right?"

"No, no, no." The husky shook its head solemnly.

"At least you're obedient. I'm a man of my word. This cigarette is yours." Chen Yu pulled out a Hongtashan and clipped it to the husky's ear. He then turned around and left.

“tui~”

The husky curled its lips in "disdain." Shaking its head, it threw the Hongtashan into the toilet bowl. Afterward, it reached under the sink and pulled out a pack of Chunghwa cigarettes. It then calmly took out one from its mouth...

After returning to the bedroom, Chen Yu's relaxed expression when he faced his little sister disappeared. Lying on the bed, he sighed.

"M-Mr. Chen, you're back?"

"Mhm."

"Oh." Little Peach's hands rapidly tapped on the keyboard as she stole a few glances at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu sensed her gaze and turned his head. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"N-Nothing." Little Peach hurriedly averted her gaze.

"Hmm?" Puzzled, Chen Yu sat up and looked at him from head to toe. "Did you … get into trouble?"

"No!" Little Peach shook her head vigorously. "How is that possible?!

I am your most obedient love robot!

He won't cause you any trouble. "

"I feel like there's something wrong with you …"

"It's not over yet!" Little Peach vowed.

After staring at Little Peach for a while, Chen Yu stopped thinking about it and lay back down on his bed.

At this moment, he had more important things to think about.

Little Peach quietly breathed out a sigh of relief. After tapping on the keyboard for a few minutes, she cautiously said, "M-Mr. Chen."

"What?"

"I have something to tell you."

"Holy sh * t!" Chen Yu glared at him. "I f * cking knew you were in trouble!"

"No, no!"

At this time, Little Peach hurriedly waved her hands and said, "T-There was a problem with the software I designed. T-That's why I had to compensate the sponsor."

"You lost money?

How much? "

"Ten … ten thousand Chinese yuan.

I'm sorry … "

"So that's it."

Hearing this, Chen Yu nonchalantly waved his hand and said, "It's not like you did it on purpose. It doesn't matter. Be more careful next time and earn it back."

"Mhm!" Touched, Little Peach said, "Mr. Chen, you are the best."

"Focus on your coding and stop disturbing me. I'm feeling a little irritated right now."

"Mhm!

I'll do my best! "

Little Peach clenched her fists and swore inwardly, Next time, I will definitely win it back …

…

After lying in bed from morning until noon, Chen Yu felt increasingly tired the more he rested.

Getting out of bed, Chen Yu picked up the space-time magazine and seriously flipped through the first page, the second page, the third page …

After flipping through 100 pages, Chen Yu took out a small notebook and wrote down a series of product names.

"Golden Middle Finger.

"Interstellar Portal."

"Cloud Weather Control Console."

"Island-building Ship.

"Special Protective Suit."

"Type-K Beast Armor."

"Maglev Train …"

These seven types of high-tech products were all he had at the moment.

As for the Microkinetic Basketball Shoes, Quantum Reading Glasses, Life Sphere, and other products, he did not include them as they were not particularly valuable.

Meanwhile, as Chen Yu stared at these seven products with bloodshot eyes, he still could not find a combination that could deal with the current crisis.

Logically speaking, since humans existed in the future and had even sent him so many products to advertise, it proved that humans had not gone extinct yet.

However, this was limited to the premise of the non-parallel universe theory.

Meanwhile, when he first communicated with the Transdimensional Marketing staff, he learned that time, space-time, and the future were very complicated.

Even the contract he signed stated that he was unique only in this "space-time."

There were also other space-times outside of him.

On the one hand, there was a single universe with a time paradox. On the other hand, there was a multiverse with complex and ever-changing universes. How was Chen Yu supposed to come up with an accurate explanation for space-time? This gave him a headache.

The conflicting points were as contradictory and irreconcilable as quantum mechanics and the general theory of relativity …

Moreover, even if it was a "linear" single universe, it was impossible for humans to go extinct. However, he did not know if humans had suffered a heavy blow in the past.

Even when he consulted the Transdimensional Marketing staff, the only reply he received was, "This is part of the solar system's history …"

Hence, Chen Yu did not have any confidence in dealing with Earth's current calamity.

Clap.

After closing his notebook, Chen Yu stood up and walked to the window. He then looked up at the gray space in silence.

"Mr. Chen, what are you looking at?" Puzzled, Little Peach also followed Chen Yu's gaze and looked up.

"I'm looking at how scary deep space is …"

…

The next day...

8: 50 AM...

The various special event teams of the world's various governments had started working.

The middle-aged team leader had also rushed to the Allied country with his team. He then entered the Observer Foundation and briefly communicated with the people present.

This was only Transdimensional Review's additional livestream.

However, due to the announcement a week ago, the urgency and importance of this livestream had far surpassed that of the official review.

Every government official, academic, and even ordinary people who had some understanding of Transdimensional Review were silently waiting in front of their screens for this livestream.

Or rather, they were waiting for some kind of "judgment" from Transdimensional Review's UP.

Everyone was in a very conflicted mood.

This was especially true for ordinary people. They felt both novelty, anxiety, excitement, and despair. These feelings mixed together to form extremely complicated emotions.

To put it simply, they wanted the world to be in chaos. They did not mind watching a show, but they were also afraid of getting hurt.

It was similar to the conflicted desire some people had for a soccer match...

"Mr. Chen, are you sure you want to wear this?"

Inside the bedroom, Little Peach unfolded a suit and said, "I feel that you look weird in a suit."

"There's nothing weird about it."

Chen Yu accepted the suit and quietly put it on. "I just feel that it looks more formal.

This livestream isn't a review. "

"What about me?

Do I wear a suit as well? "

"You don't have to attend this livestream."

"You're not going?" Little Peach was surprised.

"Mhm.

Just stay at home. "Chen Yu nodded. He then put on his opera mask, grabbed the newspaper, and opened the Interstellar Portal.

"M-Mr. Chen, are you alright?"

"I'm fine. I'm very normal. Don't worry."

Pausing his footsteps, Chen Yu pointed at a poster on his bed and said, "Give me that thing."

Little Peach took the poster and hesitantly handed it to Chen Yu.

"..."

Accepting the poster, Chen Yu unfolded it and glanced at the image inside. He then pushed open the door and left. "I'm leaving."

"Bang!"

The Interstellar Portal was shut tight.

Standing in place, Little Peach fell into a daze.

With the astronomical knowledge she had learned over the past few days, she recognized what was depicted on the poster.

It was the most extreme and terrifying existence in the universe —

— A black hole...

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