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Time passed in the sparse light snow for a week.
The four young masters of the Chen family were extremely happy during the days when they had no parents.
In addition to being able to eat at a restaurant every day, they could also hang out all night.
Even if they woke up late the next day, they could still call each other's homeroom teacher and use the excuse of "catching a cold" to postpone school.
Because of this, Chen Yike, the number one considerate girl, texted her parents every day, persuading them to stay for a few more days and come back after Chinese New Year …
The only thing that dissatisfied Chen Yu was taking care of Chen Sanke on Saturdays and Sundays.
It was too painful.
Chen Sanke seemed to have endless energy. No matter how much she played, she would never get tired.
It was even stronger than the high-polymerized graphene battery inside Little Peach's body.
Moreover, they only played exciting, addictive, and dangerous games.
For example, climbing curtains, somersaulting, crawling through gaps, racing with dogs, jumping down from wardrobes …
Chen Yu's suffering was unspeakable.
"Sigh …"
Pulling out his phone and looking at the time, Chen Yu scratched his head in pain.
Today is Saturday, 1: 30 pm.
In ten minutes, Chen Yike would take Chen Erke to the tutoring class.
In other words, he still had ten or so minutes of "peace" left.
"Yay!
It's finally done! "
At this time, Little Peach, who sat before the study table, pulled out the last document from the printer and cheered loudly.
Looking at the source of the voice, Chen Yu asked, "Is that the information on all of the professors?
Are you done? "
"I'm done!" Little Peach proudly handed over a thick stack of documents. "Take a look. Isn't it detailed?"
Sitting up, Chen Yu accepted the document and started carefully reading through it.
But after reading a few pages, his face began to darken.
"It's true that I asked you to collect in detail … but there's no need to even find out their menstrual periods, the number of times they have sex, and even the number of times they defecate every day, right?"
"I think this is important information!"
Seriously, Little Peach said, "In the natural world, many animals use their feces to track down their prey or avoid predators.
It's always better to have more information. "
"… Alright, it's always good to have more information.
But I can't see anything more important than personality, social relationships, family situation, or academic achievements. "
"What you said is too simple." Puffing out her chest, Little Peach said, "You can easily find it on the Internet.
As for the information I, Little Peach, collect, they are all exclusive secrets.
I hacked into personal computers, surveillance cameras, app-controlled mattresses, and even the smart toilets in many professors' homes.
Hehe, impressive … "
"Pa!"
Swinging the document at Little Peach's head, Chen Yu bellowed, "So, you've been digging up gossip for the past week?!"
"I guess you're not very satisfied."
"Is there even a need to guess?" Tossing the document onto the table, Chen Yu said, "Check again!
I want to see their social relationships, moral standards, and whether they have violated discipline, plagiarized, stolen papers, academic misconduct, perfunctory teaching, enslaving students, and so on. "
"Then you don't want these anymore?"
Reluctantly stroking the document, Little Peach hesitantly said, "There are still many other things I found after much difficulty. For example, fetishes, foot-eating, infidelity records... There are even photos of several male professors in cross-dressing..."
"No." Sneering, Chen Yu said, "Do you think I'm that boring?
Just leave the cross-dressing photos. "
"…"
"Dong dong!"
Suddenly, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and Chen Yike's voice came from outside, "Brother!
Second Brother and I are going to school.
Quickly come out and take care of Third Brother. "
"Got it!"
Chen Yu bellowed. He then looked at Little Peach and earnestly said, "Cross-dressing photos are important information. You must keep them."
Little Peach: "..."
…
As soon as Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom, Chen Yike handed him two exercise books and said, "These are Third Eldest's math and language homework. Urge her to finish it."
"Kindergarten has homework too?" Frowning, Chen Yu flipped through the exercise books in annoyance. "Is there still any justice in this world?"
"Hold on for another two days. Mom and Dad will be back next week.
We'll be leaving first. "
"Goodbye, Big Brother!"
With a band-aid stuck to the corner of her mouth, Chen Erke waved her hand and said, "My teacher taught me how to do a side kick today. Tell Third Eldest not to run. She can only wait for death tonight."
Chen Yu: "Okay, I'll pass the message.
However, buy more band-aids when you come back tonight. "
"No problem."
Bang!
The security door was slammed shut.
The room fell silent, making the living room appear particularly spacious.
"Have the Big Sisters left?"
Shortly afterward, Chen Sanke staggered out of the master bedroom with the dog by its tail. Rubbing her eyes, she asked, "What time is it?"
"It's almost two o'clock." Tossing the two exercise books onto the floor, Chen Yu pointed at them and said, "Do your homework."
Chen Sanke lowered her head and stared at the exercise books for a moment. She then pointed at the husky and said, "Do your homework."
"I told you to do it!"
"It should be time for it to learn as well."
"Woof!" Nodding in agreement, the husky stretched out its paw and flipped through the exercise books.
"You really don't think of yourself as a dog?" Chen Yu hurriedly snatched the exercise books and stuffed them into Chen Sanke's hands. "You do it!"
"Big Brother." Looking pitiful, Chen Sanke said, "Don't force me..."
Smack!
Swinging his hand and slapping Chen Sanke on the forehead, Chen Yu grabbed her clothes and dragged her to the sofa. "How many times have I told you?
Don't use words you don't know how to use!
Do your homework! "
"Then can you play with me after I finish writing it?" Chen Sanke bargained.
"... Yes."
"Don't lie to me!"
"Big Brother doesn't lie."
"Mhm!"
Chen Sanke nodded excitedly. She then picked up the pencil on the coffee table, flipped open the math exercise book, and rapidly answered the questions.
Rustle … Rustle … Rustle …
The rapid friction between the pencil and the paper produced a comfortable white noise.
"I finished one page!"
Chen Sanke cheered and flipped to the next page.
"I finished another page!"
And flipped to the next page.
"I'm done!"
Jumping up, Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's neck and said, "Big Brother, I finished all the math questions."
"So fast?" Surprised, Chen Yu scrutinized Chen Sanke from head to toe. "Could you be a genius?"
"What's a genius?"
"Just like how you solve the questions so quickly."
"I can be even faster!" Placing her hands on her hips, Chen Sanke said, "It's very simple."
"Are the questions very simple?" Chen Yu's expression stiffened as he picked up the exercise book in surprise.
3 + 4 = 2
4 + 4 = 2
1 + 8 = 2
10 + 3 = 2
12 + 12 = 2...
“2！
2！
2！
They're all 2s! "Chen Yu bellowed." Are you trying to fool a retard?! "
"The teacher said that it's normal to make mistakes in the learning process," Chen Sanke explained.
"But it's not normal to not even get a single correct answer.
Third Eldest!
Do your homework properly!
Don't make me lose my temper! "
"... Hah."
Sighing, Chen Sanke's energetic aura immediately wilted. Holding onto the pencil, she hesitantly looked at the questions and scratched her ears and cheeks. "It's so difficult..."
Ignoring Chen Sanke, Chen Yu lay on the sofa and scrolled through his phone.
"It's so difficult...
"It's so, so difficult!"
"It's too difficult..."
While shouting, Chen Sanke secretly glanced at Chen Yu and rubbed herself against his body. "It's so difficult!"
"Can't you shut up while doing homework?"
"I don't know how to do it." Hugging Chen Yu's thigh, Chen Sanke said, "Big Brother, teach me."
"You're so clingy!" Scratching his head in pain, Chen Yu said, "I won't raise a daughter even if you beat me to death!"
"Mom said you might not even find a partner."
"... Crap."
"You're swearing."
"Shut up!"