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Standing up, Chen Yu pulled out a ruler from under the coffee table and smacked it on the exercise book. He then said sternly, "Can you do your homework or not?"
"Yes."
"Do it!"
"I... I..." Peeking at Chen Yu timidly, Chen Sanke said, "I can do it as long as I have the tools."
"What tool?
Calculator? "
"Little biscuit."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Buy me biscuits, and I'll be right!" Chen Sanke licked her lips. "Really."
"… Alright, you said it."
"En, en."
Putting down the ruler, Chen Yu decisively turned around and changed into his shoes. He then pushed open the security door and left.
Five minutes later, he entered the supermarket, grabbed a few items, and threw them on the counter.
"Boss, three bags of biscuits and two bottles of yogurt. Bill please."
"Twenty-four yuan."
"Scan WeChat."
"This place …"
After paying the bill, Chen Yu rode the elevator back home with the snacks in hand. Tossing the snacks onto the sofa, he gnashed his teeth and said, "I bought them. Do you know how to cook now?"
"Yes, yes!"
Chen Sanke nodded her head repeatedly. She happily opened the package and took out seven biscuits. She placed them on the table. "Look, three biscuits plus four biscuits equals seven!
So 3 + 4 = 7! "
As she spoke, she picked up the pencil and wrote a 7 after the 3 + 4.
"That's right!" Chen Sanke cheered. "Big Brother, I didn't lie to you, right?
I told you to buy … buy me biscuits, and I'll get it right. "
Chen Yu: "..."
"Next, four biscuits plus four biscuits, that's … eight biscuits!"
"12 + 12 = 24 biscuits!
Crack, crack … "
While writing, Chen Sanke ate at the same time, happily swinging her two short legs.
"14 + 14 = …"
Two minutes later, she wiped the corner of her mouth and said, "Big Brother, I don't have enough biscuits. I can't calculate it."
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu slowly raised his palm and said, "I think that aside from counting cookies, counting slaps should work as well.
What's 14 slaps plus 14 slaps? "
Chen Sanke shivered and hurriedly covered her face. "Enough … enough biscuits …"
It took 26 minutes.
The two pages of math problems were finally "gnawed" through.
Initially, Chen Yu thought that Chen Sanke would be able to finish the simple language questions by herself. However, he never thought that the torture would be even more intense.
"Brother, how do we solve this question?"
"Big Brother, I don't know this question either …"
"What does this question mean?"
Chen Yu closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. Taking a deep breath, he tried his best to calm down and asked, "What did you learn in school?"
"Drawing, singing, playing with clay."
"Doesn't the language question teacher teach?"
"Yes." Chen Sanke nodded, then shook her head. "I didn't learn it."
"… Why don't you ask if you haven't learned?!
I don't f * cking understand. If you don't study in school, why do you go to school?
Don't you feel guilty about your poor grades? "
"Your results are … worse than mine."
"Shut up!"
Chen Yu bellowed. Grabbing the language exercise book and the ruler on the coffee table, he pointed at the first question and said, "Hurry up and write. I'm not a kindergarten teacher.
If you write it wrong, I'll hit you. "
"Adults can't hit children."
"The point is, I'm also a child.
Write! "
Pouting, Chen Sanke tightened her grip on her pencil. After looking at the question for a while, she scratched her head and asked, "What do you mean by using 'xx' and 'like' to make a sentence?"
"Didn't I give you an example before?" Tapping on the question with the ruler, Chen Yu said, "Big Sister sings like an oriole.
Just use whoever … like … to make a sentence.
For example, Big Brother runs like a cheetah. "
"Oh!
Big Brother runs like a cheetah … How do you write 'cheetah'? "
"Don't copy me. Think about it yourself."
"Um …"
Frowning, Chen Sanke racked her brains.
After some time had passed, she noticed the husky sitting in the corner of the room and had a brainwave. "Big Brother eats like a dog!"
"I …" Chen Yu abruptly raised the ruler, nearly smacking Chen Sanke's face.
At the same time, he forcefully held back the swear words that were about to escape his mouth.
"What?"
"… Nothing." Grabbing the eraser, Chen Yu tossed it onto the notebook and said, "Change it!
This won't do. "
"Then … can I change it to Big Sister eats like a dog?"
"…"
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu suddenly gave Chen Yu a thumbs up and said, "This will do. It's amazing."
"Hehe!" Chen Sanke happily erased the word "Big Brother" and changed it to "Big Sister."
"I don't know the second question either. Use one sentence after another."
"Look at the example." Tapping on the ruler, Chen Yu said, "It's time for school. The students are returning to class one after another.
Change the scene. "
"Um …"
Biting her index finger, Chen Sanke pondered for a moment before saying, "It's time for school. Daddy is returning home one after another."
"…"
"Can I?"
"Yes, it's even better!"
…
A week later, Father Chen and Mother Chen finally returned home after having enough fun.
Chen Yu could finally let go of Chen Sanke, who was clinging to him, and spent Saturday and Sunday working on the castle's library.
Meanwhile, the artificial island beneath the floating castle was being constructed slightly faster than planned.
In just half a month, the island's outline had already been completed.
This was due to the material assistance provided by various countries' governments, which reduced the workload of dredging from the seabed.
The Transdimensional Academy's education system had also taken shape.
The Department of Physics, the Department of Mathematics, the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, the Department of Medicine, the Department of Biology, the Department of Electronic Technology, and several dozen other departments had also been established.
However, due to the large number of departments, it would appear crowded if they were all "piled up" inside the castle. After some discussion, Chen Yu decided to allocate a large portion of the open space outside the castle.
This was especially true for the Forbidden Forest. After Hermione had torn down half of it, the space inside the castle had become much more spacious.
In the future, Chen Yu would build high-tech laboratories for various subjects in this area for teaching and research purposes.
It was worth mentioning that, with the help of the information Little Peach collected, Chen Yu had removed 22 professors with bad behavior and permanently blacklisted them.
As for the remaining 300-plus professors, Chen Yu could confirm that they were "relatively" outstanding people.
Chen Yu also gave them access to the library's first floor without worry.
Of course, they could only enter and exit the library. Touching the books was still impossible.
After all, 99% of the books hadn't been completed yet, so it wasn't convenient for everyone to freely access them.
If one wished to borrow a book, they could only submit a written application to Hermione. Only after Chen Yu personally reviewed the application could they obtain it.
Chen Yu paid close attention to the Transdimensional Academy's student flow.
Whenever Chen Yu thought about how, despite being a bad student in high school, he actually had the opportunity to become the headmaster of so many top students, he couldn't help but feel his scalp tingle from the inside out.
Hence, under Chen Yu's personal supervision, the Transdimensional Academy's first global enrollment was officially launched five days ago!
A total of one top student from 122 countries and regions were invited to the Super Floating Castle for an examination and interview a month later.
In order to make his presence felt, Chen Yu personally stamped the invitation on a piece of retro parchment paper.
Initially, Chen Yu planned to sign the invitation. However, after considering that his handwriting wasn't that "profound," he regretfully gave up on the idea.
In order to highlight the Transdimensional Academy's high standards, Chen Yu planned to recruit only 80 of the top 100 candidates.
The ratio was close to 23: 1!
Only dragons and phoenixes among men could be selected.
When Chen Yu thought about how 80 super geniuses would respectfully address him as Lord Headmaster at a banquet a month later...
Chen Yu felt much more comfortable than when he played Romance of the Three Kingdoms when he was a child...
"Then...
"Everything is on track."
Standing atop the Hogwarts Castle's Astronomy Tower, Chen Yu looked down at the beautiful scenery of the rolling white clouds and muttered to himself, "Let's wait for the eighth official livestream..."
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(Note: You didn't expect this, right?
I'm still in order!)