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How to dominate a man?
Do guys all like girls with good figures?
Would an 18-year-old grown man fall in love with a little girl?
What was it like to have a rich and domineering older brother?
How could he defeat his love rival?
What was the Void of Fate?
Were there any successful confessions to Big Brother?
"Holy shit …"
After reading less than ten comments, Chen Yu covered his eyes with his hands.
He turned off his phone and turned to look at Chen Erke, who was sleeping soundly. He felt his scalp go numb. "I treat you like a little sister, and you actually want to …"
Chen Erke: "Hu … Baji baji zzz …"
"No."
Standing up, Chen Yu stared at his phone with a serious expression. "I can't let her come into contact with the messy things on the internet again. I need to hide my phone."
With that thought in mind, he didn't bother sticking the tempered film anymore. He went straight into the bathroom and hid his phone behind the toilet seat. Then, he took out his phone and clicked on the online platform to buy all kinds of educational books.
For example, "Our Bodies", "Children's Health Concepts", "The Wonderful Story of Nature", "Cherish Life", "Don't Kiss Me Casually", "Don't Walk with Strangers Casually", "Stay Away from Brother", etc …
"Eight years old isn't young anymore. We need to teach her the right outlook on life."
After he was done shopping, Chen Yu returned to his room and closed the door. He then lay on his bed and sighed, "I really am a clean stream in the group of older brothers..."
…
Twenty minutes later, Chen Erke, who was sleeping on the sofa, was the first to wake up. She sat up in a daze and immediately looked for her phone.
But even after searching under the pillow, on the coffee table, and in the cracks of the sofa, he found nothing.
"Eh?
Where's your phone? "
Chen Erke woke up instantly and ran around the living room looking for her phone in a panic.
"Ah?!
Where's my phone? "
"Sister!"
After walking around a few times and finding nothing, she walked to Chen Yike's door and knocked twice. "Sister, have you seen my phone?"
There was no sound in the room.
Afterward, she anxiously ran up to Chen Yu's door and shouted, "Brother!
Did you see my phone?
It's gone! "
Creak.
Opening the door, Chen Yu poked his head out and scrutinized Chen Erke. "You lost your phone?"
"I lost it!
I don't know where they went. "Chen Erke sobbed," They're gone. "
"Serves you right. Who let you play every day? Have you lost it?
I don't know. "
Bang!
After saying so, Chen Yu coldly shut the door.
"Woo ~"
Chen Erke was so scared that she took a step back. With tears in her eyes, she said, "My … my phone is gone …"
She looked around and bit her lip. Then she ran into the master bedroom and woke Mrs. Chen up. "Mom!
Did you take my phone away? "
"What … what phone?" Mother Chen yawned and turned over. "Don't disturb me. I don't know."
"What about you?
Are you the one who took my phone?!
Give it back to me! "Chen Erke took a step forward and pushed Chen Sanke awake." Give me back my phone! "
"Chicken …?" Chen Sanke closed her eyes and sucked on her thumb in a daze. "Shredded chicken?"
"Cell phone!" Chen Erke shouted.
"Get out!" Mother Chen suddenly sat up and angrily rebuked, "Don't you know it's impolite to wake someone up?
Your sister is still young. What if you scare her? "
"Mom!
I … I lost my phone. "
"You don't know how to call?"
"I … I don't have a phone card."
"Then you deserve it. Get out." Irritated, Mother Chen covered herself with the blanket.
"Uu …"
Choking with tears, Chen Erke walked out of the bedroom and sat back on the sofa. She then searched through the room once more but still found nothing. In the end, she couldn't help but burst into tears.
However, after crying for a while, she suddenly noticed the husky in the corner of her eyes. Widening her eyes, she scrambled forward and grabbed the dog by its ears. "Wake up!
Hey! "
"Woof?" The husky slowly opened its eyes.
"Wake up!
Find my phone!
Use your nose to help me find my phone! "
"Woof?"
"Hurry up and find it!
Aren't you a dog? "Chen Erke whimpered as she patted the dog's head." Hurry!
I don't have my phone anymore … "
"Woof!"
Realization dawned on the husky. A prideful smile appeared on its lips, and a glint of wisdom flashed across its eyes. It then stood up, raised its nose, and sniffed as it walked forward.
Seeing this, Chen Erke stopped crying and followed behind the dog with an expectant look.
Shortly afterward, the husky arrived at the bathroom and sat on the toilet. Sniffing around, it quickly discovered the phone hidden behind the toilet.
"Woof!"
Wagging its tail excitedly, the husky turned around and placed the phone on the floor.
"My phone."
Stunned, Chen Erke picked up the phone and unlocked the screen. Discovering that the phone was undamaged, she excitedly hugged the dog's head and shouted, "I-I found it!
I found it!
Thank you, Pikachu! "
"Woof." The husky puffed out its chest and raised its head.
At this time, Chen Yu walked over and glanced at the phone in Chen Erke's hand. He then looked at the husky and asked with a grim expression, "You found the phone?"
"I found it!" Raising the phone excitedly, Chen Erke said, "It's behind the toilet! Pikachu helped me find it!
It's amazing! "
"Woof.
(Fundamental behavior.) "
Staring at the husky expressionlessly, Chen Yu fell silent for a moment. Suddenly, he asked, "Why is there a phone behind the toilet?"
"Huh?" Stunned, Chen Erke asked, "You don't know?"
"Think about it carefully …" Narrowing his eyes, Chen Yu said, "Who would do something so boring?
Who would put their phone behind the toilet? "
"Who?"
"It's right in front of your eyes."
Sneering at the husky, Chen Yu said, "What a naughty fellow. First, it hides the phone. Then, it helps you find it. Afterward, it lets you thank it, and you'll reward it with delicious food.
Good plan.
Only you get played like a fool. "
Hearing this, Chen Erke subconsciously turned to look at the husky and asked, "I-It's him?"
"What do you think?"
Dumbfounded, the husky asked, "Wang Defa?"
"So it's you!" Chen Erke angrily slapped the dog's face.
Smack!
"Wuuuu …"
"Don't run!
You're still running! "Picking up the mop beside the wall, Chen Erke chased after the husky." I knew it!
Aside from dogs, who would hide a phone?! "
Chen Yu: "???"
After standing in place for some time, Chen Yu's complexion gradually darkened. He decided to take coercive measures.
Walking out of the bathroom, he grabbed Chen Erke and snatched her phone.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"I suddenly feel that you've been playing with your phone for too long. I'm going to confiscate it for some time.
Study hard. I'll return it to you when you perform well. "
"Brother, stop joking! Give it to me!"
"I'm not joking."
"You're robbing me!"
"I'm the one who bought the phone for you. I naturally have the right to take it back."
"Wuu …"
"Crying is useless."
Taking a tough stance, Chen Yu said, "Ever since you got a phone, you've been addicted to it.
You've never touched a brush, right?
You don't even do your homework.
You should start thinking about what temperance is. "
After saying so, Chen Yu ignored Chen Erke's cries and returned to his bedroom. He then locked the door.
Bang, bang!
"Brother!
Open the door! "
Bang, bang, bang!
"I'll definitely amputate my limbs in the future!
Wuu … "
"It's temperance, not amputation!" Chen Yu shouted. He then tossed his phone onto his desk and lay down on his bed.
Hurriedly catching the phone, Little Peach listened to the shouts coming from outside the door. Hesitantly, she asked, "Mr. Chen, your second sister is crying.
Is it okay? "
"Let her cry.
School's about to start, yet she hasn't done any homework. Is she still a student?
Won't she be crippled at this rate?
If a student doesn't study, why should she go to school? "
"A-Did you do your homework?"
"… Crap!" Chen Yu fumed.
Hence.
No matter how much Chen Erke struggled outside the door, Chen Yu still coldly confiscated her phone.
Everyone, from Father Chen and Mother Chen to Chen Erke and Chen Erke, expressed their support for Chen Yu during dinner.
Even the husky stood on the opposite side.
Chen Yu estimated that if he returned Chen Erke's phone to her right now, the search results on her browser would most likely become "How can I kill my big brother?", "Why doesn't a creature like my big brother just die?"
"Hah … I've wasted an entire day. I didn't even get to do anything proper."
Lying on his bed, Chen Yu raised his wrist and swiped his finger across his watch's screen to inspect the points he earned from today's official livestream.
A total of 43.26 million people had entered the ten livestream rooms, and he had earned a total of 4,326 points!
In addition to his remaining 103 points …
He had a total of … 4,429 points!
If it were half a year ago, Chen Yu would've smashed the ceiling in excitement upon seeing such a huge sum of money.
However, after experiencing the baptism of two "large numbers," his threshold had increased significantly.
At most, he would smile at Chen Yu.
"Buzz!"
Just as Chen Yu was about to open the Transdimensional Store's interface to check the new recommended products, his phone suddenly vibrated.
"A salesperson?"
Chen Yu's eyes lit up. Immediately, he picked up his phone and entered WeChat.
In his settings, all WeChat messages were muted.
Only when the Transdimensional Salesperson from the special concern group sent a message would his phone receive a notification.
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, are you there?"]
[Chen Yu: "Did I get a promotion?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "You guessed right!"]
“yes！”
Rubbing his palms together excitedly, Chen Yu quickly typed.
[Chen Yu: "Is there even a need to guess?
I got promoted to C-rank. Are there any special rewards? "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "The reward is the product I mentioned that might be able to destroy the solar system."]
[Chen Yu: "Can you come next time?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Not yet.
Your current defensive capabilities are somewhat lacking. You might lose your life and even implicate Earth in the next episode. "]
[Chen Yu: "Dammit, what is that thing?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "You'll know when the time comes.
The main reason I am contacting you this time is to inform you of my promotion.
After reaching C-, the livestream specification changed to a platform.
As long as it's an online streaming platform, your stream will appear. "
Chen Yu: "What about 18X platforms?"
Transdimensional Marketing: "… I will too, Mr. Chen."
Chen Yu: "I suddenly had a bold idea."
Transdimensional Marketing: "Think about it, Mr. Chen. I wish you a happy life. Goodbye."
Chen Yu: "Wait a minute!
Have you applied for the next product? "
Marketing: "The application has been completed. Don't worry, this is definitely the best product our team has ever applied for for you!"
Chen Yu: "How cool?"
Transdimensional Marketing: "…"
Chen Yu: "Alright. I look forward to it.
You've worked hard. "
Marketing: "It's okay, Mr. Chen. Our interests are the same. We'll be happy to help you apply for a good product."
[Chen Yu: "How happy?"]
Transdimensional Marketing: "…"
After exiting WeChat and turning off his phone, Chen Yu breathed out a sigh of relief and lay down on his bed in satisfaction.
The word 'most outstanding' gave him unlimited imagination.
As his access level increased, more and more high-tech products like the Oscillating Planet Smasher would appear.
Chen Yu was looking forward to seeing if there really would be a godly artifact like the Two-directional Foil once his access level reached B or even A...
After some time had passed, Chen Yu raised his wrist once more, swiped his finger across his watch, and entered the Transdimensional Store's interface.
[Transdimensional Store's recommended product.]
[Refresh complete...]
This time, there was no such thing as a "scam" situation in the past. Just the first product alone was already full of sh * t!
Chen Yu was so shocked that his hair stood on end, and his pupils dilated abruptly!
A bone-chilling sensation instantly enveloped his body...