Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter294

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[Transdimensional Store's recommended products.]

1. Civilization's Shining Moment, April 2106: Published by NASA KIC in 2105.

Titled 8462852 Star Observation Report.

After the publication of the journal, it caused a huge impact and revolutionary change to the economic, social, and cultural structure of human civilization.

This journal is an extremely important journal in human history.

This journal was produced in April, 2106.

The selling price is 100 points.

After quickly browsing through the first product's description, Chen Yu's brain recognized the keywords "impact" and "revolution," and his pupils abruptly dilated.

"It's this again?"

Thinking back, it was also this Civilization's Shining Moment that allowed him to learn about the existence of a black hole in the solar system in advance, thereby saving Earth from being hit by an asteroid.

Without hesitation, Chen Yu clicked the purchase button.

Not to mention, the selling price was only 100 points.

For such an important document, even if he had to spend 1,000 or 10,000 points, he still had to find a way to collect enough "money" to purchase it.

[Cost 110 points. Remaining points: 4,226.]

A line of text appeared on his watch's screen.

A space-time wormhole instantly opened in the middle of his bedroom. A long box then fell out of the wormhole and landed on the ground with a bang, its impact kicking up layers of fine dust.

"You've started exchanging for goods?"

Attracted by the box, Little Peach hurriedly jumped out of her chair and squatted on the ground. Carefully observing the box, she asked, "Is it a toy?"

"It's not a toy."

Chen Yu shook his head with a solemn expression.

After waiting for the space-time wormhole to disappear completely, Chen Yu hurriedly opened the box and pulled out the familiar paper journal.

Unlike the previous edition, this April 2106 journal had a thicker back cover. At a glance, Chen Yu estimated that it would be around 150 pages long.

As for the format, it was still between 10 and 8 open.

Without hesitation, Chen Yu tore off the exquisite plastic packaging, picked up the journal, and flipped to the first page. He then started reading the summary inside the journal.

Just like the previous edition, Chen Yu felt a bone-chilling sensation instantly sweep through his body upon reading the first page!

"Mr. Chen, what happened this time?"

Noticing Chen Yu's abnormality, Little Peach stepped forward and asked curiously, "Did another black hole fly into the solar system?"

"... Are you just here to watch the show?

A black hole nearly turned the world upside down, okay? "

"What happened, then?

Is it even scarier than a black hole? "

"... It's not a scarier question this time, but..." After hesitating for a moment, Chen Yu looked down at the page and scratched the tip of his nose. He racked his brain for an adjective and said, "It's...

"Horrifying?"

"Yes."

Nodding, Chen Yu flipped to the second page seriously and said, "I still need to look at the details. Don't disturb me for now."

As he spoke, he continued to immerse himself in the pages of detailed written reports.

Perhaps it was due to Chen Yu's creative principle of first popularizing science before recording, but this journal was similar to the previous one. Aside from a large amount of text, there were also dozens of analytical diagrams and diagrams. This allowed Chen Yu to gain an accurate and sufficient understanding of the journal's contents without putting in too much effort.

Two hours later.

After closing the last page, Chen Yu walked up to the window and gazed at the night sky thoughtfully.

"Mr. Chen, can I have a look?"

Pointing at herself expectantly, Little Peach said, "If it's also related to astronomy, I'll be able to understand it now.

At that time, I learned a lot about astronomy. "

"It has a lot to do with astronomy."

After pondering for a moment, Chen Yu passed the Civilization's Shining Moment magazine to Little Peach and said, "I'll read the magazine's contents later. For now, edit today's official livestream and publish it on the various platforms at 9 AM tomorrow.

Then, he updated the situation of the additional live broadcast on the ten major platforms.

It's next Sunday. "

"An additional livestream next Sunday?"

"Mhm."

"Okay!" Little Peach nodded. However, she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. "By the way, didn't your access level increase?

Why are there still ten platforms? "

"This is only an advance notice. The official access change will take place in the next issue."

"Oh!" Holding the journal, Little Peach sat back down at the desk and asked, "Mr. Chen, what's the title?

What should I write? "

Narrowing his eyes, Chen Yu said, "The Calamity That Is Near."

"Huh?

Is this title... acceptable? "

"Yes."

Nodding, Chen Yu said, "Although it is a little clickbait and does not pose any threat to humanity at present, it is never wrong to treat it cautiously.

Also... "

"Also what?"

"It's about NASA's stupid operations. It's time to clean up their mess..."

Seeing that Little Peach had started typing away on the keyboard, Chen Yu calmed down. He then sat on his bed and raised his wrist. He then continued scrolling through the Transdimensional Store's page and looked for the next recommended product.

Windwalker Clothes: Produced by the Adidas Sports Apparel Company in 2676.

The main material is made of CVC hybrid fiber. Every square centimeter of the cloth is equipped with two multifunctional sensors and an anti-gravity transmitter. The wearer can remain in a floating state.

The wearer's flight speed is 1.76 times the ambient wind speed. The wearer cannot fly against the wind.

The official designated product for the 2680 Olympic Games' 100,000-meter collision free skating event.

The selling price is 1,200 trade points.

"An anti-gravity anti-gravity generator?"

Chen Yu did not pay much attention to the product's description and functions. However, the so-called "anti-gravity anti-gravity transmitter" made his eyes light up.

With the knowledge he had learned some time ago and the official review of the oscillator, he naturally understood what anti-gravity was.

Simply put, gravity was produced by gravity.

The magnitude of gravity was the mass of an object multiplied by the gravitational acceleration.

Hence, the so-called anti-gravity was the act of giving an object a force other than gravity.

Strictly speaking, airplanes, rockets, and maglev were all anti-gravity technologies.

However, most of the anti-gravity technology people talked about referred to higher-level technologies like gravitational waves.

Meanwhile, the anti-gravity method used by the Windwalker Clothes was a device called the "anti-gravity generator."

Even with Chen Yu's knowledge reserves, he had never heard of such a thing. This undoubtedly piqued his interest.

Unknowingly, Chen Yu's way of thinking had gradually shifted from an ordinary person to a veteran reviewer filled with a thirst for knowledge about technology...

Suppressing his urge to purchase the Windwalker Clothes, Chen Yu continued scrolling down the screen and looked at the third product.

Universal Toothpaste: Produced by the Black Daily Products Company in 2533.

Stored in a container filled with inert gas in a gel form.

The toothpaste's main body is still made of fluoride. However, a large number of composite materials and nanoparticles have been added. It can effectively clean skin pores, brighten hair, stop bleeding, eliminate redness, neutralize acid toxins, relieve dizziness, remove body odor, wipe cars, remove rust, dissolve oil stains, and strongly whiten pottery, rocks, silver ornaments, wood, glass, and metal surfaces.

Aside from teeth, this product can do anything.

The selling price is 920 trade points.

"E... I'm starting to become a fool."

After briefly reading through the product's description, Chen Yu scrolled down the screen and looked at the fourth product.

Mysterious Faucet: Produced by the "Die from Addiction" Company in 2708...

Just seeing this company's name made Chen Yu want to scroll to the next product.

However, just as he was about to scroll down the screen, his curiosity stopped him.

"Let's see what your company's limit is..."

Or rather, what was the limit of his imagination...

[Mysterious Faucet] Uses epoch-making gaseous sensing and brainwave collection technology to automatically analyze whether the user has a need to use the faucet.

The faucet has a carbon structure and a rhodium-plated surface. The faucet is 220 cm tall and 196 cm wide.

This product does not spray water. Instead, it sprays liquid flames disguised as ordinary water. The liquid flames can instantly melt the user's hands and bring unexpected surprises to ordinary people.

Suitable for restaurants, transportation stations, and high-end hotel bathrooms. Improves customer experience.

The selling price is 1,700 trade points.

"Screw you!"

Chen Yu couldn't help but curse. He then walked out of his bedroom and entered the bathroom to wash his hair.

The product was becoming increasingly stupid.

For the sake of the fifth product's quality, he needed to wash his head and suppress the overflowing brain waves...

"Ah..."

Three minutes later, Chen Yu picked up a towel and dried his hair. He then turned to look at Chen Erke, who was silently wiping away her tears on the sofa. Ignoring her, he returned to his bedroom and rubbed his palms together.

Hubble Telescope: NASA, put into use in 2105.

Designed to observe stars within 2,000 light-years.

Through the optical information simulation filling technology of the built-in quantum computer, it can accurately display detailed optical maps and scenes on the surface of a star.

Once this product is used, it will produce KIC.

8462852 photos of the surface of a star, causing a sensation all over the world.

The following year, it will be included in the Civilization's Shining Moment newspaper list.

The selling price is 2,150 points.

"This thing..."

After carefully reading the product's description several times, Chen Yu thoughtfully said, "It seems the Transdimensional Store has specially chosen this product for my livestream... The program's effect should be guaranteed..."

"Mr. Chen!"

Little Peach suddenly cheered. Turning to look at Chen Yu, she said, "I've finished editing the script. Can you take a look?"

Snapping out of his daze, Chen Yu quickly scanned through the script and nodded. "It's done.

Your language organization skills have skyrocketed. Not bad. "

"Heh." Blushing, Little Peach said, "I can do anything for you."

"I just can't be smarter."

"..."

...

Nothing happened that night.

However, the next day, something happened.

Chen Erke fell ill...

She had a fever.

Her fever was severe.

However, by eight o'clock in the morning, her body temperature had already reached 37.7 degrees Celsius.

When Chen Yu walked out of his bedroom in a daze under Mother Chen's urging, he saw Chen Erke lying on the sofa, barely breathing. It seemed as if she was about to die soon...

"W-What's going on?" Chen Yu immediately woke up from his sleepiness.

"She seems to have caught a cold."

Father Chen didn't even go to work. Instead, he squatted down beside the sofa and repeatedly measured his second daughter's temperature. Frowning, he said, "It increased by 0.05 degrees again."

"How high is it now?" Chen Yu asked with a stern expression as he approached Chen Erke and stroked her forehead.

"It's 37.8 degrees Celsius."

"Crap!

Amazing! Amazing! "

"Chen Yu!" Father Chen bellowed.

"Cough. I mean, it's serious," Chen Yu said as he rubbed his face. "It's almost 38 degrees Celsius. You should go to the hospital."

Chen Sanke, who stood beside Chen Yu, widened her eyes. Raising her hand, she suggested, "D-Isolate it!"

"Chen Sanke!" Father Chen bellowed, scaring Chen Sanke into shrinking her neck.

"How did her fever become so serious?"

Walking over with a cup of hot water, Mother Chen grumbled, "Isn't it because you confiscated her phone yesterday?

Her immune system must've weakened due to excessive internal heat. Then, she caught a cold, and now, she has a fever. "

Chen Yu: "..."

"Cough …" Hearing the voices around her, Chen Erke slowly opened her eyes and looked at Chen Yu. "I … cough, cough …"

"She's coughing!

She's coughing! "Chen Sanke yelled." She needs to be isolated! "

Father Chen, Mother Chen, and Chen Yu: "Chen Sanke!!!"

"Uu …" Chen Sanke hurriedly backed away, frightened.

"Brother …" Glancing at her little sister, Chen Erke struggled to raise her left hand and stretch it toward Chen Yu. "Brother, I … I might be dying …"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Before I die, I still have a few wishes.

I-I hope you can help your little sister fulfill them … Then, I will have no regrets. "

"Are you f * cking retarded?

Why the hell would you die at 38 degrees?

Wake up! "

"No."

Copying the lines from television dramas, Chen Erke said, "I know my own body. It's no longer working."

The Chen family: "..."

Shoving the thermometer back under Chen Erke's armpit, Father Chen said, "Can you stop talking nonsense?"

"L-Let me speak. Big Brother, can you fulfill my wish?"

"Third Eldest, go get a towel."

Tossing away the ice cube on Chen Erke's head, Chen Yu called out to Chen Sanke. He then held Chen Erke's hand and said, "Okay, hurry up and say it."

"Thank you, Big Brother. My first wish …" Chen Erke's eyes became misty. "I hope that you won't blame yourself after I die.

This matter has nothing to do with you. I was the one who was unlucky. "

"… Big sister, you're about to have a fever of 38 ° C. Can you stop being so weird?"

"Seeing Big Brother … You can still smile, Little Sis can rest assured …"

"Hurry up and say your second wish. Didn't you take your fever medicine?

If you don't say it now, you'll be fine. "

"T-Second wish."

Revealing a pale smile, Chen Sanke said, "I hope that Daddy, Mommy, Big Sisters, and Little Sisters won't blame themselves. Although … none of you helped me yesterday, I know … you did it for my own good."

The Chen family: "..."

"Third wish …"

"You want your phone, right?"

"Uh … I'm not playing with it. I just want to look at it and thank it for accompanying me through this life …" Chen Erke said, tears streaming down her cheeks.

"You moved yourself to tears," Chen Yu muttered as he stood up.

However, just as he was about to return to his bedroom to retrieve Chen Erke's phone, Chen Sanke suddenly stumbled over to him.

"Big Brother!

I brought the towel. "

"Good girl."

Rubbing Chen Sanke's fluffy head, Chen Yu accepted the bread in her hands. He then picked up a piece and placed it on Chen Erke's forehead. "Mom, remember to not use ice cubes to reduce your fever next time. Use a wet towel … Dammit!

What the hell is bread?! "

Leaning forward, Chen Sanke flipped the piece of bread on Chen Erke's forehead and said, "T-Toast bread."

"Chen Sanke!

Stay away! "Mother Chen, who was currently wiping her daughter's body, flew into a rage. She even wished she could slap Chen Sanke's face with a towel.

"Go, go, go!"

Pushing Chen Sanke away, Chen Yu picked up the piece of bread and was about to throw it away. However, halfway through, he suddenly paused and exclaimed in surprise, "Huh? Now that you mention it, this really is a good idea!"

Chen Erke: "..."

"Chen Yu!!!"