As the bullet comments flew by, the dark screen gradually lit up, revealing the masked Chen Yu.
"Greetings, dear friends and viewers. This is Transdimensional Review's second episode.
I'm very grateful to everyone for their support in the first episode of the show. This time, I'll be bringing a product to everyone. It's a pair of Quantum Reading Glasses produced by the Great Light Company in the year 2144. It's the thing on my table. "
After saying so, Chen Yu patted the white box before him and continued explaining to the camera, "This is an amazing product. How amazing is it?
In terms of practicality, it completely beats the Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory I reviewed last time. "
"When faced with a problem, you can't decide …"
[How much?
I'll buy it!]
[UP, you're in big trouble. Someone on Bilibili has already analyzed the situation!
Your last video didn't have any special effects at all. You're really building a nuclear bomb. We've called the police. Just wait for your death.]
[Quantum Theory is already outdated. Can the Granny Pig not ride on the popularity?
Let's evaluate a basketball that allows people to sing, dance, and rap.]
[Idiotic UP, online review...]
After the brief eruption of bullet comments disappeared, Chen Yu stretched out his hand and opened the box. "Let's not waste any more time. Let's start unboxing now. By the way, to test this product, I've already unboxed it before, so I'll keep things simple for now."
After saying so, Chen Yu took out the Quantum Reading Glasses from the box and sent the box flying. He then carefully placed the glasses on the review table and said, "Alright, the unboxing is complete.
Let's move on to the next item, the review introduction. "
[Isn't this too simple?
Wouldn't it be better to just cut off the unboxing part?]
[UP, you're even faster!
Faster than a rabbit.
(laughing face)]
[Just because of what you said!
I'm going to make friends with you!]
"Now, everyone can see that this thicker eye is the product that we will be reviewing today. It is a high-tech product produced by the Great Light Company in 2144, the Quantum Reading Eye.
Since I'm the only one who can experience the glasses, and experience is very subjective, I'm going to use facts to prove the magic of the glasses. "
Picking up the Quantum Reading Glasses, Chen Yu straightened the mask on his face and wore the glasses on his head. He then raised his hands exaggeratedly and said, "Wow!
Hehehehe!
Wow!
awesome！
Do you know how I feel when I wear these glasses?
It was as if the entire world was under my control!
My myopia is gone, I can see light!
Green light filled the sky!
I can see dust, bacteria, influenza viruses, molecules, particles, Cook … This is the quantum world!
This is a moment that belongs solely to me … "
[…]
[Use it freely.]
[It's so awkward that my scalp is numb.]
[UP, are you doing this on purpose?]
[So awkward.]
[You idiot, you're so weak!]
[Give it up, give it up …]
【(⊙_⊙)】
…
Inside the internet cafe, Chen Yu couldn't help but cover his face when he saw the bullet comments. He was so embarrassed that goosebumps rose all over his body.
"F * ck, it's a dark history."
It seemed like he really didn't have the gift for eloquence and acting …
…
In the video, Chen Yu's "performance" continued.
He took out ten thick books from under the temporarily built evaluation table, placed them on the table, and said, "When I got this product from the Great Light Company, I was thinking about how to intuitively demonstrate the functions of this Quantum Spectacle.
As a smart person, I quickly thought of a solution … "
After saying so, Chen Yu picked up a Xinhua Dictionary and pulled out three dice from his pocket. "Everyone can see these books I prepared. I will flip through the pages according to the number on the dice and recite the contents in one second without missing a single word.
Hmm … I don't necessarily have to miss a single word. It's still acceptable to make one or two mistakes.
"Also, to prevent everyone from saying that I cheated with editing, I also prepared this."
Placing the three dice on the table, Chen Yu pulled out a clock as if he was performing a magic trick. "Everyone, you can carefully observe the hour, minute, and second hands on the clock. If I had edited the video, I would have definitely left some flaws.
Hence, I feel that this method is enough to ensure the authenticity of the experiment.
"Of course, if there are still people who think that I am cheating, I will switch from a video to a livestream when the fifth livestream begins. At that time, I will take the time to repeat this experiment.
"Now, let the experiment begin."
Picking up the three dice, Chen Yu showed them to the camera. He then tossed them into the air.
Clatter …
After the three dice landed on the table and rolled a few times, the numbers on the top of each revealed themselves.
"One, three, four. The total is seven. In that case, let's take out the seventh book.
One, two, three … Seven!
That's it. "
Chen Yu counted from top to bottom. When he reached the seventh book, he pulled it out and showed its cover to the camera. "This is the first volume of the Golden Vase. Let's put it here first … Hmm … Why is there a Golden Vase in my house?
Alright, let's not care about that. Let's put it here first. Afterward, we'll continue rolling the dice to decide which page I want to memorize. "
[Why do I feel that something is amiss?]
[I, Gauss, send money.]
[Dalang, stop talking. It's time to take your medicine …]
Clatter.
After the three dice rolled on the table for a second, three numbers appeared on the top of the table.
"Two, two, five. Page 225.
Next, it's time to witness a miracle! "
[Witness the moment of riding a prostitute!]
[Did I turn yellow?]
[This is the last episode. Please cherish it.]
[I'll make a report right away …]
Stretching out his hand, Chen Yu pressed down on the Quantum Reading Glasses' power button. Immediately afterward, the glasses' outer frame lit up with a soft, green light.
"Now, I can see a text prompt inside the glasses, telling me that the information source has been detected, which is the Golden Vase in my hands.
If I choose to enter the quantum reading state, blink my left eye. If I refuse, blink my right eye.
"I've blinked my left eye and successfully entered the reading state. Now, I'll choose the reading level. From high to low, I'll choose the reading level: Basic, Intermediate, Advanced, and Limit.
To memorize the contents of page 225 as soon as possible, I'll choose Limit! "
After saying so, Chen Yu started shaking his head up, down, down, left, right, left, right.
[UP, are you having a seizure?]
[It might be epilepsy.]
[Is this the legendary quantum reading?
Sure enough, it's different from other coquettish bitches …]
[Honestly, since I'm going to take the path of a fantasy review, I might as well do something fun.
For example, reviewing a cruise missile. That will definitely be interesting.
It's boring to ride on the popularity of quantum reading.
Has the UP run out of ideas?]
…
At the same time, inside a spacious room of an unlisted unit in Beijing over a thousand kilometers away …
Both sides of the office table were filled with men and women with solemn expressions.
Chen Yu's second review video was currently playing on the large screen attached to the wall.
"Leader, the detailed spectral analysis results are out."
Suddenly, the door to the room opened. A bespectacled young man then handed a folder to the middle-aged man sitting at the head of the table.
"Watch the video later."
As soon as the middle-aged man gave the order, the video on the large screen immediately paused.
Afterward, the middle-aged man opened the folder, took out the documents inside, and carefully read through them.
The more he read, the uglier his complexion became.
Five minutes later, the middle-aged man finished reading through the documents. Clenching his fists, he said, "I can confirm that this self-published video does not contain any digital effects."
"In other words …" the man sitting beside the middle-aged man said hoarsely.
"That's right."
Nodding, the middle-aged man said, "In the so-called Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory's products, there is indeed a high concentration of uranium-235 and various illegal nuclear materials."
After saying so, the middle-aged man abruptly stood up and slammed his hand on the table. "Make arrangements! Crack the hidden IP address, analyze the video's background, identify the accent, construct a portrait of the criminal, and retrieve the user records of every comment, share, and bookmark in the video. Determine the criminal's location and identity as soon as possible and capture him!"