Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter36

In the video, Chen Yu's review continued.

"Alright, I've already activated my limit. At this time, the flow of time in my world is extremely slow.

Hence, to make sure everyone understands what I'm saying, I'm doing my best to control my speech speed. "

While saying so, Chen Yu flipped through the book using Quantum Reading's unique method. When he reached page 225, he paused for roughly five seconds before closing the book and removing his glasses.

"OK, I've finished memorizing it.

Memorizing it is difficult, so I took a little longer. Don't mind these details. "

After making an OK gesture, Chen Yu faced the camera and wrapped a long cloth around the eyes of his mask. He then quickly recited, "Starting from the first line.

Good things in the world are not strong. Colorful clouds scatter easily.

After that, Yue Niang sent Mother Li and Sister Gui out. She passed by Huilian Gate, but the door was closed. Seeing no movement, I became suspicious... "

[Crap!

Brother, you're amazing!]

[Don't tell me you memorized the entire book?]

[Sorry for disturbing you.]

[Crap, awesome, cruel, 2333, 6666, 9999, FFFF, OHHH, excellent, amazing...]

[If you can't win a Nobel Prize in the future, you'll be letting down your bragging now.]

[I almost believed it. (laughing emoji)]

[Stop showing off. How much is it?

I'll buy it, alright?]

[It's not erotic content. Bad review!]

"... My virginity refused, and I was forced to die.

I still want to complain, who dares to burn the corpse!

The Huo family ran away, not daring to burn the corpse. Lai Xing had no choice but to park the coffin in the temple.

This is: Together with the Azure Dragon Jade and the White Book, luck and misfortune cannot be guaranteed! "

After reciting the last line of the poem, Chen Yu removed the long cloth and snapped his fingers at the camera. Smiling, he said, "Page 225. The entire poem has over 500 words. I should be able to recite it without missing a single word."

After saying so, he flipped to page 225 and pointed it at the camera. "Everyone, can you take a look and see if there are any mistakes?"

After pausing for three seconds, Chen Yu crossed his index fingers and unconsciously said in a satisfied tone after showing off, "I know you all think I'm faking it, but it doesn't matter. Facts speak louder than words. If one book can't prove it, then I'll use two, three, or four books.

You can't possibly say that I've memorized all these books in advance, right? "

As soon as he finished speaking, he picked up the dice and threw it at the evaluation table again.

"Huala."

Two.

Three.

Three.

"Two, three, three, that's eight. Let's draw the eighth book."

Chen Yu searched for the eighth book from top to bottom. He then pulled out the book and placed it in front of the camera. "It's Mr. Yu's The April 3rd Incident. This book is so thick that it could crush someone if it fell from a building. I can't possibly memorize the entire book, right?"

"Huala."

The dice were thrown on the table again, revealing three numbers.

From lowest to highest, one, five, six.

"Next, it's time to witness a miracle."

After putting on the Quantum Reading Glasses, Chen Yu picked up The April 3rd Incident and flipped to page 156. After reading for a second, he slammed the book shut and removed the glasses. He then took out the long cloth and wrapped it around his eyes.

"You know what?

He didn't even realize that he was standing in front of White Snow's house.

On a certain day two years ago, he saw White Snow gracefully walking out of this door, just like how she gracefully walked out now …

"… White Snow's bedroom is exquisite, but it's not as tidy as Hansheng's.

On the chair …

"… White Snow went straight to the point and tried to tell him everything. Instead, she surprised him …

"… Her face, which had just recovered, turned red. We never talk in school, so I was shocked."

After memorizing the last word, Chen Yu tore off the long cloth in excitement. He then faced the camera and gestured six with his hands, "Is it six?!"

【66666!】

[How did you do it?]

[I'm shocked!]

[To be honest, this maneuver is really flashy.]

[The Strongest Brain welcomes you.]

[Such an amazing UP. I'm following you …]

Picking up The April 3rd Incident, Chen Yu flipped to page 156 and showed the page to the camera. He then recorded it for three seconds before putting it down and saying, "Next is the third book."

"Huala."

"Three, three, four. The total is ten. This is the tenth book."

Grabbing the tenth book from the pile, Chen Yu happily raised it and revealed its cover. "This is the Modern Chinese Dictionary, fifth edition. Does anyone think I've memorized even this book?"

After saying so, Chen Yu tossed the die.

"Two, four, five.

Page 245. "

Wearing the Quantum Reading Glasses, Chen Yu spent two seconds in the real world to memorize the full text.

"Snoring: < mouth > snoring.

Skidding: verb, 1. To cause a wheel or pulley to spin when the friction generated by the rotation of the wheel or pulley is insufficient.

2. When the ground is slippery, one can't stand steadily.

"Wobble: Verb. To sway from side to side and stand unsteadily.

"Gag: Verb. When someone says something ridiculous to amuse the audience during an opera performance. This is called gag.

"Airplane: Verb …"

[Amazing!

(First bullet comment in my life. Dedicated to the UP.)]

[So cool, so cool!]

[I'm convinced!

I'm really convinced …]

[Animal.]

[I want to know everything about this person in one minute!]

[He's a big shot …]

Flipping to page 225 of the Modern Chinese Dictionary, Chen Yu showed the contents inside to the camera.

Sure enough, there wasn't a single word wrong!

"Logically speaking, I should continue memorizing the next book. However, as the Modern Chinese Dictionary is too thick, just reviewing it once isn't enough. Hence, I'll review it again to prove the functions of this Quantum Reading Glasses." After saying so, Chen Yu picked up three dice and tossed them.

"Huala."

"This time, it's three, three, six.

Page 336.

I know there will definitely be people who will say that my dice have been tampered with. Hence, I'll temporarily add a random number. This random number is the second hand of the clock on my table. Now, it's … "

On the screen, Chen Yu tilted his head and looked at the time displayed on the clock. He then said, "Now that the second hand has reached 47 seconds, we'll use 336 seconds and 47 seconds.

That's a total of … Let me do the math. "

After counting with his fingers, Chen Yu raised his head and said, "There's a total of 383. In that case, I'll flip to page 383.

Next up, it's time to witness the fourth miracle! "

After saying so, Chen Yu put on the Quantum Reading Glasses and flipped to page 383 of the Modern Chinese Dictionary. After spending one second, he finished reciting the contents.

"Plan: noun. 1. A plan for work.

2. A plan formulated.

"Convenient: Adjective. 1. Convenient.

Verb. 2. To make convenient; to provide convenience … Verb. 5. Euphemism. Referring to excretion.

"Instant noodles: noun. 1. Refers to noodles related to excretion …"

[Unfortunately, I'm uncultured. I'll just say "Crap" and conquer the world.]

[Crap!]

[Crap! +

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[Crap! +

2】

[Crap! +

3】

[Awesome!]

[Awesome! +

1】

[Awesome! +

2】

Suddenly, a barrage of bullet comments appeared on the screen...

After reciting the contents of the book without missing a single word, Chen Yu removed the long cloth covering his eyes and summarized what he had seen on the camera.

"Alright. In that case, the review is almost over.

First of all, I would like to thank the Great Light Company for providing me with this technological product. I would also like to thank the viewers for their support. I promise that all of the income from my videos will be donated to a charity foundation. I will use my love to generate electricity, so please forward it!

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Next Monday, I will bring you an even more exciting technological product.

"There's one more thing I would like to announce. Starting from the fifth episode, product reviews will be livestreamed. At that time, we will release truly high-tech products that will shock everyone!

Real-time reviews!

We'll be there or not! "

As Chen Yu finished his last line and advertisement, the screen on the screen plunged into darkness.

…

At the same time, inside an unlisted unit in Beijing...