Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter368

After standing silently in the snow for some time, Chen Yu picked up his phone and hesitantly typed a line of words.

[Chen Yu: "Can you change the product for this episode?"]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "The product is ready. You can activate space-time teleportation at any time. It cannot be changed."]

[Chen Yu: "What if I don't livestream it?"]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "Hahahaha …"]

Chen Yu: "..."

Sighing, Chen Yu scratched his head in frustration.

[Chen Yu: "Fine. I'll leave the solar system now."]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "We will monitor your location at all times. Once the distance is suitable, we will send you a message."]

Storing away his phone, Chen Yu fell into a daze for a moment. He then raised his watch and looked at the time.

9: 08 AM.

"I can't delay any longer. Let's start now."

After adjusting his posture, Chen Yu put on his opera mask and tapped on his watch's screen. Transdimensional Review's livestream rooms immediately opened.

[Advertising livestream rooms are being activated …]

[All online livestream platforms around the world have been activated!]

52.3 million!

286 million!

632.28 million!

700 million!

The instant the livestream's access was activated, a frightening amount of data swarmed into Chen Yu!

The originally pitch-black screen didn't even have the time to reveal Chen Yu's figure before the bullet comments flooded in.

[Ahh!

I'm livestreaming!]

[Long live the apocalypse!

The world belongs to the three bodies!]

[First.]

[First! First!]

[Good morning, Dad, Grandpa, Ancestor.]

[Fingers, toilet paper, and hand pad are all ready, but I don't see a female assistant …]

[Don't worry. She might be pregnant.]

[I'm hiding in the basement with my family to watch the livestream. I heard that today's battle will be very dangerous.]

[If the Earth is destroyed, what's the point of hiding in a house?]

[Of course, you can do shameful things in a house.]

[The screen suddenly turned yellow …]

[Weakly raise your hand. It's already the end of the world. Isn't it more exciting outside …]

【?】

【????】

After waiting for two minutes, the total viewer count exceeded 750 million. Only then did the increase gradually slow down.

"Today is Sunday. Good morning, friends from around the world."

Facing the camera, Chen Yu gestured an 'OK' gesture and said, "This is Transdimensional Review's twelfth official livestream. I am your host. We meet again after a month.

"Before we get to the main topic, let me say something else."

"During this period of time, I've seen a lot of people's comments on the Internet. Other than the source of the future technology, what they're most concerned about is the question of my true identity.

To put it simply, they want to know who I am. "

"As for me, I've never been a person who hides his head and shows his tail. Since everyone wants to know me so much, I might as well make it public.

Not only can it satisfy the curiosity of the fans, but the participants don't have to call me Mr. Chen when we interact. It's weird. "

[F * ck?

So explosive at the beginning?]

[My husband's identity has finally been revealed …]

[F * ck!

He's my husband!]

[Don't you have any shame?

How much have you paid?

I bought more than a ton of posters!]

[UP, did you authorize it?

They're all pirated versions and you still have the cheek to say that.]

[Stop arguing. As long as the host has me in her heart, I don't care how many sisters she has.

He's everyone's husband, okay …]

[So all the benefits are taken by you women?

Are we not worthy of being the UP's wives?

When can men really stand up? I'm so cold I'm shaking.]

…

Thousands of miles away, inside the Observer Conference Hall...

Hearing Chen Yu's words displayed on the screen, the middle-aged team leader's heart sank. He then immediately started communicating with Big Sis Wu, who sat beside him.

Big Sis Wu vaguely raised her pinky and wiggled it back and forth. (Leader, what should we do?)

Meanwhile, the middle-aged team leader quietly sat in his original position. He then reached into his shirt and clasped his navel. (Observe how his navel changes.)

Was it because he was attacked that he thought that his identity had been exposed, so he decided to give up?

(Unclear (light) Chu (pestle).)

The middle-aged team leader then poked his chair with his finger, causing a muffled thud.

"Leader, take a look at this," Big Sis Wu said as she handed the middle-aged team leader a document.

(Clear. (Name) White.)

At the same time, everyone in the hall was staring at the screen with rapt attention.

Then, they heard Chen Yu's tone change through the bowtie voice changer. He then said clearly, "My surname is Chen, and my name is Xiaochun.

Chen Xiaochun. "

“go!”

“xiao!”

"Hurry up and check. The database access is now open."

"Jinzhou City's Chen Xiaochun... Jinzhou City's Chen Xiaochun..."

The hall instantly fell into chaos. The various countries' teams immediately fell into a frenzy, trying to find out Chen Yu's background through this name.

Except for China.

The middle-aged team leader: "..."

Big Sis Wu: "..."

Everyone else: "..."

…

"What?"

At the same time, inside the living room of a high-rise in Hong Kong, Chen Xiaochun, who was drinking with his friends and watching a video, suddenly froze, his face filled with question marks.

"H-Is he talking about Chen Xiaochun?" Chen Xiaochun asked.

"I think so..." The corners of Chen Xiaochun's companion's mouth twitched. "Moreover, your voices are the same."

"..."

"You're going to be popular."

"What?"

"I said you're going to be popular," Chen Xiaochun's other companion said as he stood up and spread his arms in an exaggerated manner. He then leaped a meter into the air and said, "Globally!

Do it! "

…

[I almost believed him...]

[Is it that Chen Xiaochun, the single man who has failed repeatedly?]

[It can't really be him, right?]

[It turns out that the host can change his voice.

I even thought that the female voice from before was the host. I even ovulated after listening to it.]

[Blergh.]

[Blergh + 1]

[Friendly reminder: Turn off the bullet comments for a better experience.]

"OK, enough with the gossip. Let's get straight to today's topic."

Sweeping a glance at the bullet comments displayed on his watch's screen, Chen Yu turned around and walked toward the Interstellar Portal while explaining, "As everyone can see, I won't be showing off the product in today's livestream.

It's not because I want to keep you in suspense, but because the product is very dangerous. I need to conduct the review in a very safe place.

Meanwhile, Siberia, where I am currently located, is far from enough.

"Hence, this episode is destined to be special. The process of finding a review venue will also be considered part of this episode."

After saying so, Chen Yu walked up to the metal arch and quickly operated his hands, establishing a spatial link.

When the audience watching the livestream saw this scene, most of them thought that Chen Yu would choose the Sahara, Antarctica, outer Earth, Mars, or even the edge of the solar system for the sake of "safety."

They couldn't help but feel a sense of security.

[UP, you really are considerate. You know how to protect the environment.]

[I told you, you can't trust those self-media outlets that spout nonsense.

The host isn't an idiot. If he destroys Earth, where is he going to live?]

[You can come out of the basement. So long as you don't do anything dangerous on Earth, it'll be fine.]

[You can insta-kill me?

You can insta-kill me in outer space?

Pour the host a cup of cappuccino and start your bomb show.

You can still insta-kill me even though you're so far away?

I'm going to eat this computer screen!]

[Burn some incense...]

However, immediately afterward, the spectating audience started feeling that something was amiss.

Instead of using the Interstellar Portal to reach his destination, Chen Yu arrived at the Super Floating Castle's airport and boarded the FTL spacecraft...

The next moment, the spacecraft took off. Standing before the camera, Chen Yu waved his hand and said, "Let's go two light-years away from the solar system and see if we're at a safe distance."

【?】

【??】

【!!!】

【!!!!!】

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