Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter369

"Let's go two light-years away from the solar system first. We should be able to reach a safe distance there."

When these words were transmitted to every corner of the Observer Hall through the sound system, everyone present fell into a state of confusion.

"…"

With trembling hands, he took off his glasses and said in a hoarse voice, "Rewind, I think I heard it wrong."

The staff member glanced at the American representative before sliding a special video guide to the livestream room and replaying the content from half a minute ago.

"Let's go two light-years away from the Solar System first. We should be able to reach a safe distance there."

"…"

"…"

"Two light-years …"

"Bang!" Billy's representative slammed the table and shouted, "What the hell is this review?!

Do we need to travel two light years away?! "

"One light year in the solar system, two light years outside the solar system, so it should be three light years in total," the representative of the surrendering country corrected.

"Shut up!"

"OK." The representative of the surrendered country raised his white handkerchief. "Go ahead."

"Contact him!

We must contact him!

The fact that they had to travel so far to review it proves that the risk is too high. We must have the right to know! "

"Those who agree, raise your hands." At this critical moment, America's representative did not waste any words and directly entered the procedure.

"Swish swish swish!"

All 122 representatives raised 121 hands and a white handkerchief at the same time …

"Pass."

After quickly pressing the confirmation form, the American representative looked at the middle-aged team leader and said, "Contact them. At the very least, we need to know how dangerous the product we are going to evaluate is.

Do we need to alienate the people? "

"Alright."

Nodding, the middle-aged team leader took the tablet from Big Sis Wu and pressed his fingerprint on the screen to complete the simple authorization. Afterward, he sent the command to his superior.

Two minutes later, the superior approved.

Inside a certain military base in China's capital, an operator had finally unlocked his mainframe. Under the attention of many armed soldiers and leaders, he opened Bilibili's private message list, clicked on Transdimensional Review's interface, and started typing.

"Dear Mr. Chen, we are very worried about the safety of the product you are going to review.

Could you explain in detail?

This will allow the officials to prepare in advance. "

"Sir, is that all right?" the typist asked.

In the private room on the other side of the projection screen, a dozen or so think tanks were sweating on their foreheads and talking at once for half a minute before they all lit up the green light.

When the green light lit up, the person in charge stepped forward and pressed his fingerprint to complete the final step of authorization.

A short message of twenty to thirty words was finally sent.

Two minutes later, Chen Yu received a reply.

A: "Don't be afraid, the review cannot be canceled. Although I don't know what the product is, I will try to run as far away as possible.

It should be safer than the dinosaur armor and antimatter bombs. "

"Quick!

Information distribution!

Team leader, superiors, and a few think tanks, send a copy! "The person in charge commanded.

"Yes."

The complicated and cautious communication slowly proceeded.

Meanwhile, Chen Yu, who had long since left Earth aboard the Type-R Spacecraft, replied casually.

About ten minutes later, the two parties finished their conversation.

Exiting the private chat page, Chen Yu turned his back to the camera and pulled out his phone. He then opened WeChat and typed a message.

Chen Yu: "Big Sis, are you sure it won't be dangerous to Earth?"

"As long as you are outside the standard distance that I set, it won't affect the Solar System.

As for whether there will be any danger in the future, that will depend on your own operation. "

Chen Yu: "What if I go further?"

There is no point in promoting "a little".

Once something goes wrong, everything within a few hundred light-years will become a purgatory. "

Chen Yu: "Crap... What exactly did you apply for me?"

Marketing, ":"

Chen Yu: "I can't run hundreds of light-years away, right?"

[Marketing, "If you are really worried, you can deviate the angle and leave the ecliptic plane."]

Chen Yu: "Leaving the ecliptic plane will increase the safety?"

[Marketing, in theory, yes.

The lethality will decrease from 433 TT to 41 TT. "]

[Chen Yu: "I see!

How big of a difference will there be between 433 TT and 41 TT? "]

[Marketing, "There won't be much of a difference. In any case, the solar system is finished."]

Chen Yu: "..."

[Marketing, "Mr. Chen, do you have any other questions?"]

[Chen Yu: "No. Thank you for your answers."]

[Marketing, "This is what I should do."]

"Crap."

Turning off his phone, Chen Yu took a deep breath and maintained his calm.

At this time, he was facing billions of viewers around the world. Even the slightest lack of confidence could cause a terrifying chain reaction.

"This is what a man is like.

"Use your shoulders to resist all pressure for the world and maintain the operation of civilized society..."

Sighing, Chen Yu turned around and looked at the camera. "The spacecraft is about to reach the asteroid belt.

It will soon leave the sun's strong gravitational field.

At that time, it won't take long for us to cross the distance of two light-years by using FTL navigation.

So, everyone, please wait patiently.

"Let me say this again solemnly. Over a dozen reviews have been conducted. Have I caused any harm to Earth and its people?

I have even taken the time to save an asteroid from hitting Earth once.

So, everyone, please rest assured. Don't listen to the unreliable rumors on the internet.

"How about this? I guarantee with my reputation that if I destroy one Earth, I will compensate you with ten.

If you destroy one, I will compensate you with ten. That's very sincere.

If you like it, follow me so you won't get lost... "

[Just listen to me. Is this even human?]

[I'll return to the basement.]

[Yes, I can bury myself in the basement.]

[Don't be too harsh. The UP is already very particular.]

[Do you guys dare to say that you'll compensate ten if you don't have the confidence?]

[Like I'll believe you!]

[Where are the professional counterfeiters?]

[Your pinnacle battle is here.]

(Dog head)

[I suddenly find that Earth seems to have become much more dangerous after having the UP...]

[Seriously disturbing public safety is a crime punishable by death.]

Amidst the bullet comments, the spacecraft quickly passed through the asteroid belt and left the sun's strong gravitational field.

For the sake of the program's progress, Chen Yu decisively activated the spacecraft's 5,000 times the speed of light!

Speed of Light x5,000!

15 astronomical units per second!

Instantly, the spatial lens became distorted and torn once more.

"At our current speed, it will take us about two hours and 45 minutes to leave the solar system and travel two light-years away.

If everyone is bored, you can get back to your own business.

The livestream will continue in three hours. "

As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, 200 million of the livestream's 700 million viewers instantly disappeared. Very quickly, only 300 million viewers remained.

Transdimensional Review was the most shocking and curious event in human history.

However, compared to the lives of ordinary people, its "importance" still wasn't at the level of "irresistible."

Once the livestream became boring, not many people would be willing to squat in front of the screen to witness the so-called history.

Time passed by like this, minute by minute.

While Chen Yu remained silent, the livestream's remaining viewers treated the public chat channel as a large chat room. They chatted about food, music, basketball, and games.

Interestingly, no matter what topic they talked about, a verbal war involving millions of people would inevitably break out.

Only pornography and scolding the national football team could show the kindred love between people...

Two hours and 45 minutes later...

The Type-R Spacecraft came to an abrupt stop, and the surrounding light returned to normal.

Opening his eyes, Chen Yu stood up and looked back at the distant solar system. He then faced the camera.

"Sorry for the wait.

I've been delayed by nearly three hours. Now, the livestream has officially begun...

"Friends, start spamming the bullet comments!"

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(Note: I'm chasing subscriptions. At most, I'll upload a new chapter tomorrow. ((~ ̄ ▽ ̄) ~)))

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