The "start" of the livestream failed.
The twelfth official review was destined to not be as smooth as the previous ones.
Initially, Chen Yu thought that traveling three light-years away would be a long way off. However, even after waiting for three minutes with the audience, the space-time wormhole still hadn't appeared.
After contacting the Transdimensional Marketing Company's staff once more, Shi Feng learned that the distance of three light-years was far from enough. He still had to run...
Finally, after another six hours, when they were ten light years away from Earth, the phone without internet finally received a message from two thousand years later.
"This position is good enough. It won't have too much of an impact on the Solar System."
With his back facing the camera, Chen Yu raised his phone and pondered for a moment before typing a reply.
[Chen Yu: "Ten light-years, 90 trillion kilometers, and only then will it barely affect the solar system?"]
"Yes, Mr. Chen."
Chen Yu: "... Did you send me the Buddha?"
Marketing, ":"
After putting away his phone, Shi Feng turned around. After a moment of silence, he suddenly said in a loud voice, "Greetings, friends in front of the screen. Welcome to Transdimensional Review. After a month, we meet again …"
Bullsh * t!
Speechless …
Daddy!
It was already seven o 'clock at night!
I stared at the screen for a good ten hours.
What about the product?
We want to see the product!
UP, I reviewed Loneliness.
For the sake of our Andor, the host ran a few light years away, that should be commendable.
It would be safer to go outside the Milky Way Galaxy.
I've already eaten all the supplies in the basement, and you're telling me you haven't started yet …
"Cough."
Looking at the barrage of bullet comments appearing on his watch, Chen Yu coughed awkwardly and sternly said, "Friends, I'm really sorry for the delay.
In fact, when he was two light-years away from the solar system, he could already receive the Hyperspace Express.
But as some of my friends in the comments have said, for the safety of the solar system, I would rather travel seven more light years.
I hope you understand. "
"It's 6: 30 PM Beijing time now, and there are 3.2 billion online viewers.
In order to let more friends catch the wonderful live broadcast, they decided to start receiving the express delivery in half an hour at seven o 'clock sharp and enter the live broadcast.
I hope that everyone will try to spread it on the internet and invite those who don't know about it to join the live broadcast room. "
After saying so, Chen Yu bowed slightly and disconnected the audio feed. He then turned away from the camera and entered his room to prepare dinner.
After traveling for nearly ten hours, he was so hungry that his stomach was cramping.
"Damn, if I knew it was this far, I would have set off last night."
Ten minutes later, a simple meal was ready. Chen Yu finished it and rested on the sofa for a while. When it was seven o'clock sharp, he got up and left the room to stand in front of the camera.
He raised his wrist and glanced at the data.
The number of online viewers had risen to 800 million!
They had run for ten light years and dragged it out for ten hours!
Meanwhile, more and more of the audience's curiosity was piqued. They all wanted to see just what kind of advanced technology Chen Yu valued so much.
Straightening his mask, Chen Yu sorted out his words before connecting the call. "Seven o'clock, Beijing time. Sorry for the long wait.
I'm so sorry for dragging everyone here for ten hours.
Let's cut to the chase and officially open the space-time wormhole. Let's welcome the products of this review! "
As he spoke, he took out his phone and sent two words to the salesperson.
Chen Yu: "Send it over now."
Transdimensional Marketing, "OK."
After receiving a reply, Chen Yu lightly tapped the metal finger glove.
Bang!
The E · I Force Field was activated along with a burst of colorful light.
After flying out of the cabin, Chen Yu looked around at the deep universe around him and aimed the camera ahead.
"Look, the wormhole is opening."
As the hundreds of millions of viewers looked toward the space-time wormhole, they saw a rotating space-time wormhole slowly enlarging in the vast space before them.
[I'm seeing this thing again. How magical.]
[It's called a space-time wormhole. Can I travel to the future if I enter it?]
[Logically speaking, since it's a shipping channel from the future, I can naturally travel back to the future as well.]
[I'm so excited!]
[It looks like an open black hole...]
[That's... Isn't something wrong?]
[That's right. Isn't the wormhole a little too big?]
[Suddenly, I remember the livestream I saw on the floating castle. It was truly frightening at first.]
[Wait!]
[It's getting bigger!]
[It looks like it's going to flip...]
"Everyone, don't worry. It's a high-tech product from the future. It's reasonable for it to be bigger."
Quietly hovering in the air, Chen Yu placed his hands on his hips and calmly comforted the audience. "Right now, the area of the wormhole is only the size of an asteroid. It's nothing.
Besides, you guys are currently on Earth, which is ten light years away. Are you still afraid of an asteroid hitting you? "
Three minutes later...
The gray space-time wormhole continued expanding, forming a sharp and cold contrast with the surrounding darkness.
"It's almost the size of the moon.
Hmm... This is normal. I've long since expected this product to be huge after traveling so far. Don't panic. "
Five minutes later.
The wormhole's expansion speed continued accelerating!
The edge of the wormhole was even close to touching the space Chen Yu was in.
Without hesitation, Chen Yu stopped posing and entered the spacecraft without hesitation. He then steered the spacecraft to flee in the opposite direction.
Of course, he didn't forget to say, "It's almost bigger than Earth. However, it's a technology from the future, so it should be bigger.
Everything is within my control. Let's retreat and observe. "
Eight minutes later.
When Chen Yu looked back at the wormhole, he found that half of the universe seemed to have been blocked by it.
"Interesting. It's actually still getting bigger..."
Ten minutes later.
"..."
Thirteen minutes later.
"Everyone, rest assured. The spacecraft's speed is faster than the wormhole's expansion speed. There won't be any danger on my side."
Fifteen minutes later.
"Steady." Chen Yu smiled stiffly.
Eighteen minutes.
Twenty minutes.
Twenty-five minutes...
"I can't activate it at FTL, but why is this broken spacecraft's normal speed so slow?!" Chen Yu broke out in a cold sweat as he looked at the approaching wormhole.
Twenty-eight minutes later...
"Crap!
Holy shit!
Faster!
Isn't this bigger than the sun?!
What the hell is this thing?! "
[Cool.]
It was too cruel. I couldn't bear to leave a single frame.
Why was it so big?
Even space colonization ships couldn't be this big, right?
I feel like the UP has been scammed.
He was a little afraid. Would this wormhole expand to Earth?
It was time to start the Wandering Earth plan …
Are you sure it's a space-time wormhole?
It wasn't a destructive weapon like the foil?!
After forcefully activating FTL in his mind failed once more, Chen Yu finally panicked a little. Pulling out his phone, his fingers trembled as he typed on the keyboard.
Chen Yu: "You there?!"
There was no reply.
[Chen Yu: "You there?!
Is Big Sister here?! "
There was still no reply from the other end.
Chen Yu was very quick-witted. He immediately realized something.
Chen Yu: "Big Sis, I was wrong!
I won't ask if you're here anymore. Can you show yourself? "
Chen Yu: "I was really wrong, Grandma!
The wormhole is about to swallow me! "
Chen Yu: "I swear!
I'll swear it, okay?
If I ask you again if you're here, I'll pour chili sauce on your ass! "
Marketing: "(laughing emoji)"
Chen Yu: "Crap, I'm finally out. Big Sis, what should I do now?"
Transdimensional Marketing asked, "What do you mean?"
Chen Yu: "Didn't you say that the space-time wormhole can't accommodate living people?
It's about to swallow me!
What the hell did you send me?! "
[Marketing: "This product is massive, so the wormhole will continue expanding.
How far are you from the wormhole now? "
Seeing this, Chen Yu turned around and looked around.
[Chen Yu: "I'm almost at my butt."]
[Marketing: "There's no saving you. Just wait for death. Goodbye."]
Chen Yu: "???"
…
Although the Transdimensional Marketing Company's staff member spoke ruthlessly, her body still obediently slowed down the wormhole's expansion.
Immediately, Chen Yu breathed out a sigh of relief. He then focused his attention on piloting the spacecraft and escaping.
After he had escaped to a certain distance, the wormhole's expansion speed recovered once more. The white net that had spread out at the speed of light now covered half of the universe in front of the camera.
Whoosh —
Twenty minutes later, Chen Yu slowly stopped the spacecraft and flew out of the hull with the E · I Force Field. He then stared at the wormhole that had stopped "growing" in a daze, his mind in a daze.
At this moment, he finally had an intuitive understanding of the Transdimensional Marketing Company's capabilities.
If opening a wormhole required resources, then how much would it cost to open such a large wormhole?
"It seems this is the end."
Gulping down a mouthful of saliva, Chen Yu faced the camera and spread his hands in shock. "Everyone, do you know how big this wormhole is right now?
According to the data given by the spacecraft's computing unit, this' unknown object 'has a diameter of nearly 42 astronomical units.
"Converted to kilometers, that's 620 million kilometers.
"Really, I can no longer imagine what kind of thing will come out of this wormhole."
[Crazy!]
[Is human civilization moving over from the future?]
[Chinese vocabulary is too monotonous. I only know how to say 'Crap.']
[I'm the same.]
[Crap.]
[I'm the same.]
[Same, my ass!]
[Something's coming out!]
[It's really coming out!]
[Crap! Crap!
It's coming out!
It's coming!
It's... it's... it's coming!!!]
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